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LC
Can thou not hearest? Let me turneth it up!
Joined: Mon Sep 29, 2003 3:37 am
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Location: Canadalina
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 The December Boredom Thread is back in the country After a day's delay and plenty of other fuck-ups, I finally got my ass back home. I now hate people more than ever. Here is one reason why: I was trying to make a phone call in the SLC airport. So I went to the worst possible place, beside this pillar, behind the garbage cans, figuring no one would bother me over there. But apparently behind the trash is THE fucking place to be! I had people walk up and stand almost back-to-back to me for no reason, just chilling right there, in an almost-empty airport terminal. They wouldn't leave until I'd start talking about them on the phone. Some fat bitch actually stood RIGHT behind me and started yapping at her ugly husband and just would not move. To top it off, I had some pretty bad gas, and was just letting 'em fly by then. So apparently the stench of trash mixed with my little bursts of sphincter perfume are a pretty attractive scent for idiots in Utah. Who knew. 
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May the angels weep piss for your heathen souls.
I have no money, I am a failure, my leaders have led me to ruin, and I welcome the absolving embrace of death.
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Get-O
Unintentionally Hilarious
Joined: Fri May 14, 2004 8:17 pm
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Location: Cali,Bitch
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noooo its december  _________________"He expects a show two days ago, yo. Two. That's a lot of days."- 
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Flyboy
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Re: The December Boredom Thread is back in the country
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Flyboy
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In the next 60 minutes, you'll ride shotgun in the most dangerous, wild, brazen chases ever caught on tape. We bring it to you for one reason. Cause Knowledge is Power, and Power that could...
SAVE YOUR LIFE!
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LC
Can thou not hearest? Let me turneth it up!
Joined: Mon Sep 29, 2003 3:37 am
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Location: Canadalina
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May the angels weep piss for your heathen souls.
I have no money, I am a failure, my leaders have led me to ruin, and I welcome the absolving embrace of death.
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Thommy H
Linda McMahon
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- lots and lots of short fiction, written by me, regularly updated.
- it's a space opera novel I wrote.
I have some shit on Kindle too: ,
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Supreme
Too much time on my hands
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Death squares all accounts.
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Thommy H
Linda McMahon
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- lots and lots of short fiction, written by me, regularly updated.
- it's a space opera novel I wrote.
I have some shit on Kindle too: ,
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Supreme
Too much time on my hands
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The Hammer
It's Hammer Time!
Joined: Sat Nov 01, 2003 10:09 pm
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_________________ "Sweet & Sour" Steve Cook says: I don't do dudes Rich says: no one expected you to, but i do believe it or not
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Supreme
Too much time on my hands
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Death squares all accounts.
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Flyboy
Paranoid Limey Stud
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In the next 60 minutes, you'll ride shotgun in the most dangerous, wild, brazen chases ever caught on tape. We bring it to you for one reason. Cause Knowledge is Power, and Power that could...
SAVE YOUR LIFE!
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Rachel Hunter
The Second Coming
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He that lives upon hope will die fasting.
'Patriotism is supporting your country all the time...and your government when it deserves it.' ~Mark Twain
Save the planet. Kill a hippie.
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Flyboy
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I miss freezing my ass off..  Sweet 
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In the next 60 minutes, you'll ride shotgun in the most dangerous, wild, brazen chases ever caught on tape. We bring it to you for one reason. Cause Knowledge is Power, and Power that could...
SAVE YOUR LIFE!
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Rachel Hunter
The Second Coming
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He that lives upon hope will die fasting.
'Patriotism is supporting your country all the time...and your government when it deserves it.' ~Mark Twain
Save the planet. Kill a hippie.
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Flyboy
Paranoid Limey Stud
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In the next 60 minutes, you'll ride shotgun in the most dangerous, wild, brazen chases ever caught on tape. We bring it to you for one reason. Cause Knowledge is Power, and Power that could...
SAVE YOUR LIFE!
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The Hammer
It's Hammer Time!
Joined: Sat Nov 01, 2003 10:09 pm
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Racists! _________________"Sweet & Sour" Steve Cook says: I don't do dudes Rich says: no one expected you to, but i do believe it or not
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Rachel Hunter
The Second Coming
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Oh please, you'd be like every other guy on the planet and lock yourself in a room for a month to play it 
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He that lives upon hope will die fasting.
'Patriotism is supporting your country all the time...and your government when it deserves it.' ~Mark Twain
Save the planet. Kill a hippie.
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The Hammer
It's Hammer Time!
Joined: Sat Nov 01, 2003 10:09 pm
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If I wasn't poor, maybe.  _________________"Sweet & Sour" Steve Cook says: I don't do dudes Rich says: no one expected you to, but i do believe it or not
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Rachel Hunter
The Second Coming
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In the Ghetto you can play real life GTA! Go take their wheelbarrow Steve!
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He that lives upon hope will die fasting.
'Patriotism is supporting your country all the time...and your government when it deserves it.' ~Mark Twain
Save the planet. Kill a hippie.
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