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Shane Mathis
Misses Sangre!
Joined: Thu Nov 14, 2002 6:56 pm
Posts: 2563
Location: Spokanistan
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 You guys can thank me for this later....
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Her: I'm not religious, but I'm spiritual.
Me: I'm not honest, but you're REALLY interesting.
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JohnnyMorgan
God to Millions of Morgies
Joined: Mon Nov 18, 2002 10:56 pm
Posts: 829
Location: UK
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Considered the sexiest man on the internet by 9 out of 10 women
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Flyboy
Paranoid Limey Stud
Joined: Wed Jun 09, 2004 6:24 pm
Posts: 1968
Location: Somewhere safe. Somewhere familiar.
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In the next 60 minutes, you'll ride shotgun in the most dangerous, wild, brazen chases ever caught on tape. We bring it to you for one reason. Cause Knowledge is Power, and Power that could...
SAVE YOUR LIFE!
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Flyboy
Paranoid Limey Stud
Joined: Wed Jun 09, 2004 6:24 pm
Posts: 1968
Location: Somewhere safe. Somewhere familiar.
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HOLY FUCKIN SHIT!
I SCREWED AROUND AND TYPED "YOUR ASS"
GO SEE!  
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In the next 60 minutes, you'll ride shotgun in the most dangerous, wild, brazen chases ever caught on tape. We bring it to you for one reason. Cause Knowledge is Power, and Power that could...
SAVE YOUR LIFE!
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Flyboy
Paranoid Limey Stud
Joined: Wed Jun 09, 2004 6:24 pm
Posts: 1968
Location: Somewhere safe. Somewhere familiar.
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"YOUR BOOBS" !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111 
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In the next 60 minutes, you'll ride shotgun in the most dangerous, wild, brazen chases ever caught on tape. We bring it to you for one reason. Cause Knowledge is Power, and Power that could...
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Flyboy
Paranoid Limey Stud
Joined: Wed Jun 09, 2004 6:24 pm
Posts: 1968
Location: Somewhere safe. Somewhere familiar.
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"YOUR VAGINA" !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111
OH THE BITCH UNDERSTOOD THIS TOO... BUT DID SHE DELIVER?
FUCKIN BARKEEP COCKTEASE. 
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In the next 60 minutes, you'll ride shotgun in the most dangerous, wild, brazen chases ever caught on tape. We bring it to you for one reason. Cause Knowledge is Power, and Power that could...
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Big Mike Watters
ECF Icon
Joined: Wed Dec 04, 2002 8:17 pm
Posts: 615
Location: Buffalo, NY
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Some commands she'll respond to...
be nasty
belly
bend over
bottle
box
can
cowgirl
dance on the bar
drink a beer
eat a banana
exercise
fight
flex
fondle
get me a beer
give me your number
go to sleep
guitar
hair
handstand
hockey night at beer.com
hummer
jiggle
jump
karate
kick
kiss a girl
kiss me
lap dance
laugh
lick
light
magic
make love
model
party
pillow fight
pitcher
playboy
pout
rap
robot
rock
show me your ass
shower
spin around
splits
strip
surf
take off your shirt
talk
tap dance
tickle
wave
yoga
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Future WSOP Bracelet holder
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Flyboy
Paranoid Limey Stud
Joined: Wed Jun 09, 2004 6:24 pm
Posts: 1968
Location: Somewhere safe. Somewhere familiar.
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 "Yeah love... 3 nights a week too often. I've aged by nearly forty years in the space of one... my sex drive is damaged beyond repair and I'm beginning to develop excess podge. Will you still sleep with me... oh precious Flash-produced girl of the internet? ANSWER ME!"
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In the next 60 minutes, you'll ride shotgun in the most dangerous, wild, brazen chases ever caught on tape. We bring it to you for one reason. Cause Knowledge is Power, and Power that could...
SAVE YOUR LIFE!
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Rachel Hunter
The Second Coming
Joined: Tue Nov 04, 2003 2:20 am
Posts: 4058
Location: England
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He that lives upon hope will die fasting.
'Patriotism is supporting your country all the time...and your government when it deserves it.' ~Mark Twain
Save the planet. Kill a hippie.
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| Wed Dec 15, 2004 11:37 pm |
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Shane Mathis
Misses Sangre!
Joined: Thu Nov 14, 2002 6:56 pm
Posts: 2563
Location: Spokanistan
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So do you clobbs..... 
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Her: I'm not religious, but I'm spiritual.
Me: I'm not honest, but you're REALLY interesting.
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Rachel Hunter
The Second Coming
Joined: Tue Nov 04, 2003 2:20 am
Posts: 4058
Location: England
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And I bet once I find her, she could please me a lot better than some
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He that lives upon hope will die fasting.
'Patriotism is supporting your country all the time...and your government when it deserves it.' ~Mark Twain
Save the planet. Kill a hippie.
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Mr. Submission
follows you home
Joined: Tue Mar 12, 2002 12:00 am
Posts: 2050
Location: parts unknown
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all she's got to do is bake me cookies and i'm set.
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Who's taking numbers on how long lasts?
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Flyboy
Paranoid Limey Stud
Joined: Wed Jun 09, 2004 6:24 pm
Posts: 1968
Location: Somewhere safe. Somewhere familiar.
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Dah, I'm more a hotdog sausages kinda guy. COOKED IN THE MICROWAVE OF ANOTHER WOMAN. 
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In the next 60 minutes, you'll ride shotgun in the most dangerous, wild, brazen chases ever caught on tape. We bring it to you for one reason. Cause Knowledge is Power, and Power that could...
SAVE YOUR LIFE!
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Mr. Submission
follows you home
Joined: Tue Mar 12, 2002 12:00 am
Posts: 2050
Location: parts unknown
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that.
was horrible.
Microwave is simply too long of a word to use in any kind of blunt one liner of dirty joke to its full effective use. What you should have done is come right out and say
"I like to cook my hot dog in her microwave in her kitchen"
then let us all think she must have some great microwave or something.. and then you have a multitude of follow-up options for the punchlines.. ya know.. then you turn the microwave around and stick your hot dog in the other side.. or start referring to it as her box til we get the picture (with coren that could take awhile)... or you have to be careful when you press the buttons or its gets all moist and your hot dog gets slippery.. and.. notice how 'in her kitchen' makes it even funnier because your slyly alluding to having sex in the kitchen.. I mean... COME ON! Who does that?? Its not normal!!.. and therefore quite humorous..
well you get the picture... anything would work.. but I warn you... (and only cuz I'm a nice guy) that should you follow true on this path to sexual one liner joke enlightenment.. I'm going to let fly with the "one minute timer button" jokes and cruelly humiliate your manhood..
and now you know... and knowing is half the battle.. (and the other half being really big fucking missiles..)
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Flyboy
Paranoid Limey Stud
Joined: Wed Jun 09, 2004 6:24 pm
Posts: 1968
Location: Somewhere safe. Somewhere familiar.
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Sub, dude, mate... you've read into that remark waaay too much.
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In the next 60 minutes, you'll ride shotgun in the most dangerous, wild, brazen chases ever caught on tape. We bring it to you for one reason. Cause Knowledge is Power, and Power that could...
SAVE YOUR LIFE!
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Mr. Submission
follows you home
Joined: Tue Mar 12, 2002 12:00 am
Posts: 2050
Location: parts unknown
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Who's taking numbers on how long lasts?
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