Flair: You ever seen Boogie Nights?
Trish: Yeah.
Flair: It was modeled after mine.
Trish: I can see that.



Triple H at the Friars Club Roast of Vince McMahon

Triple H: I don't know how Vince does it! I wouldn't fuck Linda with Pat Patterson's dick!



When Trish discovered that the fans voted for her vs. the team of Molly Holly, Gail Kim, Victoria, and Nidia in a DVDA strap-on match, she threw up in her mouth.



Shawn Michaels demostrates the power of Christ by summoning the Force Lightning on an unsuspecting crowd.

The Roast of Vinnie Mac continues...


HBK: So I get called in for my interview right... I mean this is my shot at the big leagues so H-B-K Shawn MICHEALS is a little worried believe it or not. I get buzzed into Vince's office... and here's Vinnie Mac with Scary Sherri bent over his desk... and he pulls a baseball this goddamn big out of her ass. I shit you not.

Vinnie Mac: HAW HAW HAW... IT'S TRUE IT'S TRUE HAW HAW!!!

HBK: So Satan and his sweet, sweet intravenous drugs have my Sweet Chin Music scouted, right? Satan's all like, "Stop kicking me, Shawn! You know you want to turn away from the Lord and party with me and these intravenous drugs like the good old days!" And I'm like, "Oh yeah, Satan?" Then, in an ironic sequence of events, the Heart Break Kid ripped out Satan's heart like this, right! Satan's like, "curse you, Heart Break Kid!" Then I high-fived Jesus like three or four times.

Vince (crying): I wanna bone you so hard right now, Shawn.