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Harvey Birdman
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 Smackdown Anniversary Caption Thread  My favorite Smackdown! moment had to be when I made the Rock bow down to me.
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Harvey Birdman
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 In a last ditch effort to revive Kidman's career, Teddy Long prepares to perform a Vulcan Personality Meld. Teddy: My mind to your mind, playa! My thoughts to your thoughts. HOLLA!
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Harvey Birdman
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 Grab it, you gotta grab it Grab it Grab it, you gotta grab it Grab it You gotta grab your stuff Spike: Oh, my dick!
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Harvey Birdman
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 Heidenreich: I can't tell you how excited I am about this push, Mr. McMahon! I'm really bursting with ideas here, and I'm hoping to run a couple past you if you have the time. Vince: We'll get to that later, dammit, now put on the sun dress and get to work on my taint!
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Harvey Birdman
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 Kurt: Superman stands alone. Superman did not become Superman, Superman was born Superman. When Superman wakes up in the morning, he is Superman. His alter ego is Clark Kent. His outfit with the big red S is the blanket he was wrapped in as a baby when the Kents found him. Those are his clothes. What Kent wears, the glasses the business suit, that's the costume. That's the costume Superman wears to blend in with us. Clark Kent is how Superman views us. And what are the characteristics of Clark Kent? He's weak, unsure of himself... he's a coward. Clark Kent is Superman's critique on the whole human race, sort of like the Big Show and Mrs. Paul Wight.
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Harvey Birdman
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 Angle: Anderson, that's me!
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Flyboy
Paranoid Limey Stud
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Dark Helmet: "Spike... I see your schwarz is as BIG as MINE"
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In the next 60 minutes, you'll ride shotgun in the most dangerous, wild, brazen chases ever caught on tape. We bring it to you for one reason. Cause Knowledge is Power, and Power that could...
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Bamlicious
Biggest and Baddest of the Mamma Jammest
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Heidenreich: I love you. Mr. McMahon: You're just saying that. Heidenreich: No, no dammit, I LOVE YOU! Mr. McMahon: *gets all misty-eyed*
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"The true irony of life is that of all the ways you can run it, it ultimately ends the same."
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9AirMcNair
Ring Crew
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Harvey Birdman
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King Awesome
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Heidenreich: The crew WHAT?! Vince: Don't make a fuss, just get on the bus! A SHINY NICKEL TO ANYONE WHO GETS THAT REFERENCE!
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Zeph: Chucko wouldn't hit it. That's sad.
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Franklin Pierce
Whooping like it's 1899
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Angle: I claim this mastadon in the name of America!
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"Whoop, drink and, when there's time, President."
- , as quoted by the Saturday Evening Post (1854)
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Franklin Pierce
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Cole: The Predators' spaceship laser just shot a hole through Spike's groin, Tazz! Tazz: Well maybe Spike's groin shouldn't have been standing over the Predators' ancient pyramid buried deep beneath the earth, Cole!
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"Whoop, drink and, when there's time, President."
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Franklin Pierce
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Vince: You sunk my battleship. Heidenreich: You're damn right I sunk your battleship. I'm John Heidenreich! Vince: You're fired! Heidenreich: ...dammit.
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"Whoop, drink and, when there's time, President."
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Franklin Pierce
Whooping like it's 1899
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Teddy: What's your name again, playa? Kidman: Billy KidmanZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ...(falls asleep). Teddy: Damn! His total lack of charisma even puts himself to sleep!
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"Whoop, drink and, when there's time, President."
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Sith Lord Ash
Horseback Riding Extraordinaire
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Angle: Howdily doodily!! *puts hands on hips* In the four hours that Big Show has laid unconscious here in a drunken stooper I have raped him seven times!!!
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Harvey Birdman
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Angle and Jindrak laugh their asses off at the thought of the poor WWE janitor that was going to have to clean after their Dirty Sanchez.
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Sith Lord Ash
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Big Show: Is this a reasonable place to park? *pass out on the mat.* Angle: Ha, that Big Show. He should know by now that 72 hours of rampant drug use and sodomy with no sleep will catch up to you.
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Harvey Birdman
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Teddy Long: I totally just nailed your wife, playa! Billy Kidman: Zzzzzz....*snort* WHAT?! Teddy Long: Go back to sleep, Billy. You got football practice in the morning, fo' shizzle.
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