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RBT
Ring Crew
Joined: Thu Dec 18, 2003 4:39 am
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 Fidel Castro Caption Thread  Uh oh, look out. It's the CLAW!! Huh? The claw's coming to get ya, RAAHHHR! Huh? It's . . the . . . claw . . . aww fuck it, throw him in jail.
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Now let's get purple like Grimace & Barney.
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Franklin Pierce
Whooping like it's 1899
Joined: Thu Feb 13, 2003 3:07 pm
Posts: 166
Location: DC, mid-1850's
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"Let me speak on dis..."
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"Whoop, drink and, when there's time, President."
- , as quoted by the Saturday Evening Post (1854)
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verbal
Too much time on my hands
Joined: Tue Sep 09, 2003 1:49 am
Posts: 1280
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George W's dick is this small man. I fucking swear it. I saw him in the bathroom like five minutes ago...hung like an infant. _________________
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Flyboy
Paranoid Limey Stud
Joined: Wed Jun 09, 2004 6:24 pm
Posts: 1968
Location: Somewhere safe. Somewhere familiar.
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"Hey, you guys... from down there does it look like I'm talking into a bunch of robot penises?"
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In the next 60 minutes, you'll ride shotgun in the most dangerous, wild, brazen chases ever caught on tape. We bring it to you for one reason. Cause Knowledge is Power, and Power that could...
SAVE YOUR LIFE!
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Harvey Birdman
Under Carder
Joined: Mon Jul 19, 2004 7:12 pm
Posts: 52
Location: Your mother
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I can't propagandize without my lucky furby!
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DAN-ZING!
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Harvey Birdman
Under Carder
Joined: Mon Jul 19, 2004 7:12 pm
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Location: Your mother
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Castro rocks out on air-clarinet!
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DAN-ZING!
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Harvey Birdman
Under Carder
Joined: Mon Jul 19, 2004 7:12 pm
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Location: Your mother
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Castro stood for five minutes pretending he had a cigar in his hand before his personal assistant was summarily executed. His last words - "It's just a cigar!"
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DAN-ZING!
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Harvey Birdman
Under Carder
Joined: Mon Jul 19, 2004 7:12 pm
Posts: 52
Location: Your mother
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 Chavez on Acid: Visualis mucho capitiliisimo pigdogs surroundes, Fidel! Santa Maria! Castro on Ebeneezers: No, holmes es muy loco! El Presidente needs gorditas un masturabtoria.
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DAN-ZING!
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Bamlicious
Biggest and Baddest of the Mamma Jammest
Joined: Thu Jun 26, 2003 3:09 pm
Posts: 893
Location: Orlando, FL
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ALWAYS BE PREPARED. Are YOU wearing Depends? Castro: If you're looking for your pistol, it's to the left, if not, keep reaching around....
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"The true irony of life is that of all the ways you can run it, it ultimately ends the same."
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Mr. Submission
follows you home
Joined: Tue Mar 12, 2002 12:00 am
Posts: 2050
Location: parts unknown
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Who let that Tom Greene guy in? There's guano on my microphone!
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Who's taking numbers on how long lasts?
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Sith Lord Ash
Horseback Riding Extraordinaire
Joined: Tue Mar 26, 2002 12:00 am
Posts: 1246
Location: Berkeley, CA
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Castro's the only dictator who can pull of that rock star move where you act like you hate the microphone and stare at it with anger before deciding to speak after about 5 minutes of hating.
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I'VE CHOPPED DOWN THE MOUNTAINS OF TATOOINE WITH THE EDGE OF MY HAND!! AND YOU'RE NEXT DUDES!!
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