Have you ever just wanted to yell...

and YELL...

AND YELL!!!

...because you were faced with a decision that will not only affect you, but your family and the people with whom you're going to work?

I have. Right now.

Mind you, I'm not quite at that crucial balls-to-the-wall moment yet, but it should happen within the next 2 months if SOME OF THESE PEOPLE CALL ME BACK!!!!

And who the hell wants to be in charge of people's spiritual lives anyway? And who says I'm in charge of them to begin with? I'm not the boss of them! Are they the boss of me?! Kinda...but not really!!!

And we're going to be spending the next 2....3.....4...lots of years together and Andrea wants someplace where she can go to school and these people are gonna trust me with certain things and DON'T MENTION BRINGING A KID INTO THIS!!! DON'T YOU DARE SUGGEST THAT A KID IS GOING TO ENJOY THIS!!!

SHUT THE HELL UP!! EVERYBODY JUST SHUT THE HELL UP!!!!

DAMMIT!!!

I'M GOING TO....ahem....I'm going to go take a nap now.

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SOLIDARITY!

kill em all and let god sort em out...itll be great

i wanted to do that yesterday

A priest , a rabbi and a caliph are walking along the beach and they come across a giant chest of gold coins.

They cannot decide how they should divide the money up. They suggest some of it should go to charity but maybe some of it should also be used to better their churches and temples..

The priest takes out a stick and gathers their attention. He draws a circle in the sand.

"I say we throw all the money up in the air and whatever lands outside the circle, we give to charity. God will make whatever he wants us to keep land inside the circle."

The caliph then takes the stick and waves it in the air.

"No no no.. we throw all the money in the air and whatever lands inside the circle.. we give to charity. Everything else we keep."

Finally the rabbi takes the stick and motions to the sky.

"NO NO NO.. We throw all the money up in the air, and whatever God wants.. he keeps."