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Shane Mathis
Misses Sangre!
Joined: Thu Nov 14, 2002 6:56 pm Posts: 2563 Location: Spokanistan
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The April Boredom Thread "loves you, and is sorry"
BITCHES!
_________________ Her: I'm not religious, but I'm spiritual. Me: I'm not honest, but you're REALLY interesting.
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LC
Can thou not hearest? Let me turneth it up!
Joined: Mon Sep 29, 2003 3:37 am Posts: 12760 Location: Canadalina
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I just found out that my dad wrecked his van this morning... He's fine though. He does deliveries up and down the island, and fell asleep. My mom does part-time dispatch for a towing company, and found out when the RCMP called about the accident.
I only got some rushed details, but he was either just about to head into a big rock face, or off a big drop. Either way, he's really, really lucky. Kinda scary shit!
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Tue Apr 01, 2008 8:07 pm |
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Thommy H
Linda McMahon
Joined: Wed Mar 16, 2005 3:01 pm Posts: 6242
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It could have been an elaborate and not-very-funny April Fool. Have you considered that?
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Tue Apr 01, 2008 8:09 pm |
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LC
Can thou not hearest? Let me turneth it up!
Joined: Mon Sep 29, 2003 3:37 am Posts: 12760 Location: Canadalina
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It seriously crossed my mind. But my mom's not very good at fake-crying!
_________________ May the angels weep piss for your heathen souls.
I have no money, I am a failure, my leaders have led me to ruin, and I welcome the absolving embrace of death.
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Tue Apr 01, 2008 8:15 pm |
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Sandman
IC Champ
Joined: Thu May 10, 2007 10:56 pm Posts: 395 Location: Cold Spring Harbor, NY
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Hoping everything is alright Lance.
Ghetto, you haven't been in NY in the last week, right? Could have sworn you were at this diner i was at on SAturday.
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Tue Apr 08, 2008 7:55 pm |
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verbal
Too much time on my hands
Joined: Tue Sep 09, 2003 1:49 am Posts: 1280
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Note, my sig file has been updated
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Wed Apr 09, 2008 5:33 pm |
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The Hammer
It's Hammer Time!
Joined: Sat Nov 01, 2003 10:09 pm Posts: 1692
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If Ghetto was in NY last week, dude gets around. He texted me a couple of weeks ago from a Hooters in Las Vegas. And he didn't take any pictures of the girls for me.
_________________"Sweet & Sour" Steve Cook says: I don't do dudes Rich says: no one expected you to, but i do believe it or not
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Fri Apr 11, 2008 10:45 pm |
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Sandman
IC Champ
Joined: Thu May 10, 2007 10:56 pm Posts: 395 Location: Cold Spring Harbor, NY
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It probably wasn't him i saw, but this guys name was Sam and he had the Ghetto hair.
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Fri Apr 11, 2008 11:05 pm |
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Thommy H
Linda McMahon
Joined: Wed Mar 16, 2005 3:01 pm Posts: 6242
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They let 12-year-olds in Hooters?
_________________ - lots and lots of short fiction, written by me, regularly updated.
- it's a space opera novel I wrote.
I have some shit on Kindle too: ,
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Sat Apr 12, 2008 11:24 am |
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Matt Strikmore
Too much time on my hands
Joined: Sat Jun 03, 2006 4:26 pm Posts: 1287
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Why not? They may have specific hiring practices, but they're still fully clothed.
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Sat Apr 12, 2008 11:59 am |
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The Hammer
It's Hammer Time!
Joined: Sat Nov 01, 2003 10:09 pm Posts: 1692
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Nothing says "family friendly" like Hooters.
_________________"Sweet & Sour" Steve Cook says: I don't do dudes Rich says: no one expected you to, but i do believe it or not
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Sat Apr 12, 2008 5:31 pm |
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Get-O
Unintentionally Hilarious
Joined: Fri May 14, 2004 8:17 pm Posts: 1816 Location: Cali,Bitch
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Funny my initials are S.A.M. But nah never been to NY. I dunno if all Hooters are like this but, the one in Vegas made my group sit in a specific area because they had a 12-AND-1-HALF year old with them. Thank You very much But seriously those girls had no T or A. Made me a sad panda Oh by the way everybody: HAPPY 420!!!Hope you all got down with Mary-jane at some point in the day.
_________________"He expects a show two days ago, yo. Two. That's a lot of days."-
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Mon Apr 21, 2008 4:44 am |
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verbal
Too much time on my hands
Joined: Tue Sep 09, 2003 1:49 am Posts: 1280
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Mon Apr 21, 2008 6:03 pm |
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Matt Strikmore
Too much time on my hands
Joined: Sat Jun 03, 2006 4:26 pm Posts: 1287
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Tue Apr 22, 2008 1:38 am |
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LC
Can thou not hearest? Let me turneth it up!
Joined: Mon Sep 29, 2003 3:37 am Posts: 12760 Location: Canadalina
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_________________ May the angels weep piss for your heathen souls.
I have no money, I am a failure, my leaders have led me to ruin, and I welcome the absolving embrace of death.
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Tue Apr 22, 2008 2:40 am |
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Thommy H
Linda McMahon
Joined: Wed Mar 16, 2005 3:01 pm Posts: 6242
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_________________ - lots and lots of short fiction, written by me, regularly updated.
- it's a space opera novel I wrote.
I have some shit on Kindle too: ,
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Tue Apr 22, 2008 1:38 pm |
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Sandman
IC Champ
Joined: Thu May 10, 2007 10:56 pm Posts: 395 Location: Cold Spring Harbor, NY
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Thommy H
Linda McMahon
Joined: Wed Mar 16, 2005 3:01 pm Posts: 6242
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_________________ - lots and lots of short fiction, written by me, regularly updated.
- it's a space opera novel I wrote.
I have some shit on Kindle too: ,
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Tue Apr 22, 2008 1:52 pm |
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Matt Strikmore
Too much time on my hands
Joined: Sat Jun 03, 2006 4:26 pm Posts: 1287
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verbal
Too much time on my hands
Joined: Tue Sep 09, 2003 1:49 am Posts: 1280
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