Question from David Hardy: Is sex with a sixteen year old wrong since she initiated it?

Fake questions! With extra emotional crap injected inside for full flavor!


#1

Dear Beatdown,

I having been dating a co-worker for the past few months. He is really sweet and kind and I think I love him, but he just found out that he has a five year old son he never knew about. I am scared that he has more, or that he is just playing me around and I don't know what to do. I think I still love him, but I can't get past these fears. Any advice?

Paranoid in Palm Springs


#2

Beatdown,

I picked up this girl at a bar two weeks ago. He kinda hit it off and went back to my place for some one night stand action. Well now I can't get rid of her! She keeps insisting that we have a connection, but I just saw it as a quick lay. How can I get her to stop bugging me?

Stalked in Seattle


#3

Beatdown,

Any advice how I get a girl like that hottie Myra Tripp?

Goth in Georgetown


#4

Dear Beatdown,

I am concerned about the amount of violence the TCW portrays on TV. My sons have been trying to imitate the moves they see, and while my husband wants to just let them "by boys", I and worried that they might hurt themselves. How can I discourage them from attempting to do moonsaults off their bunk beds?

Concerned in Cleveland


#5

Beatdown,

In all seriousness, I am shamed of my lack of "stamina" in, well you can guess. Any advice?

One Minute Wonder in Oakland.

Question: I've been friends with this girl for a while (8 years/half my life). We routinely "flirt" with each other. I'm not sure if i should ask her out, as i'm worried that when it ends we can't be friends. Help me.



And Hardy, it depends on how old the person having sex with the 16 year old is. If they're 16, yeah, if they're 28, not so much, chucko

Dear Beatdown,

I violently hate gays, to the point where I get an erection every time I see one. And they're everywhere! I can't talk to a guy without him staring at my rippling muscles, and long anaconda like... I'd better stop, that's enough of a preview for you, lol, anyways, I'm wondering if I should wear pants? I don't want anyone to get any ideas...not that that would stop them, but at least they'd have one less excuse.

- Enormous Egomaniac

Hahaha.

Dear Beatdown,

My co-worker, Randal G is saying that it's ok to go ass to mouth, especially with 17 year old girls. Is this true? I'm not even supposed to be here today.

Dante
Leonardo, NJ