YES! I FINALLY BEAT THOMMY!!!

Havoc main event segment

Eddie Isley vs Pyro vs K.I.D vs Stown (winner gets a spot in Civil War) : Eddie hits a massive spinning kick to the jaw. Driven DDT by Eddie Isley. The ring shook violently, instantly making it better at selling than some of the current roster. There's a two count on the pin. K.I.D blocks the suplex attempt. K.I.D tags out to Stown. Stown hits a dropkick on Eddie Isley. Eddie Isley charges, Stown moves, and the referee is conveniently placed to get knocked out. Tornado DDT from Stown, Eddie got planted. Hooks the leg, but the referee is still out. Legsweep out of Nowhere. Where is Nowhere, and why do moves keep coming out of there? Does it have a factory? Eddie powers out of a headlock. Eddie tags out to Pyro. Spinning bulldog in the corner, Stown is down. Hard back suplex on Stown. Anyone remember when that was Shawn Michaels's finisher? Stown takes the advantage after a i-block-your-punch-you-don't-block-mine routine. Pyro takes a flying neckbreaker from Stown. Tornado DDT from Stown, Pyro got planted. Stown tags out to Eddie Isley. Flying elbow from Eddie Isley. Tiger suplex on Pyro, right from out of the Misawa playbook. Eddie Isley moves in for the kill. Here it comes - The Heartbreak. 1....2...3, it's finished. *** rating for a good bout.

Overall rating: 73%
Crowd reaction: 66%
Match quality: 80%

We get a kickass video package hyping Civil War

Italian Stallions vs MVC (For The Unified World Tag Titles) : Stallion snap suplexes Hawk. Stun Gun from Stallion! There used to be this blonde guy in WCW in the early 90's who used that...i wonder what happened to him? There's a two count on the pin. Stallion tags out to Jaguar. Italian Stallions hook up Hawk, then hit a double suplex. Cover for a two count. Hawk gets caught with a short powerbomb from Jag. Hawk ducks a wild right hand. Spear by James Hawk. Cover for a two count. Hawk tags out to Frank Hayes Jr. Jag walks into a spike slam. Hooks the leg for a close fall. Big backdrop on Jag, executed well. Jag pushes out of a Frank Hayes Jr hold. Big backdrop on Hayes, executed well. Tag between Jaguar and Stallion. Hayes gets slammed. Tag between Frank Hayes Jr and James Hawk. Hawk tastes a high angle back suplex. It probably tasted like chicken. James Hawk slams Stallion, who rolls onto his stomach. What is Stallion doing? James Hawk picks him up and signals for a powerbomb. He raises Stallion up...but then falls backward, getting crushed by his opponent in the process! Stallion is on top! 1....2....3! Looking at the replay, it appears that Stallion had taken a chain out of his tights and wrapped it around his fist! James Hawk must have been punched with that chain while in mid-powerbomb! What a cheap shot! I can't decide whether it's a *** or a ***1\2 match...let's go for a ***1\4 rating to make it fair.

Overall rating: 80%
Crowd reaction: 73%
Match quality: 87%

Mutaaz Tareef is backstage. He put himself over, talking about how great he is and how he was going to win Civil War and then become the next world champion.

Overall rating: 84%

Dean Malenko: Mutaaz Tareef lost overness from this segment.

Lance Canada vs Ultima : Back elbow connects, Ultima staggers backward. Spear by Lance Canada. Cover for a two count. Ultima powers out of a Lance Canada headlock. Dropkick connects, LC goes down. Hard back suplex on LC. Anyone remember when that was Shawn Michaels's finisher? Cover for a two count. Back heel kick off the second rope, LC goes down. Cover, but there's a last second kick-out. Driven DDT by Ultima. The ring shook violently, instantly making it better at selling than some of the current roster. LC reverses a waistlock. Big piledriver on Ultima. There's a two count on the pin. Death valley driver by Lance Canada, Ultima got planted. Pin : 1 - 2 - 2.9999999. Flying shoulder tackle by LC sends Ultima to the mat. Lance Canada hits some punches. Ultima reverses a hip toss. Ultima hits a dropkick on Lance Canada. Tornado DDT from Ultima, LC got planted. Coren comes running down the aisle with a chair! LC and Ultima continue fighting, unaware of the intrusion. Coren slides in and prepares to swing the chair...but Ultima moves! Coren accidentally blasts LC with a chair to the head! Ultima throws Coren out of the ring! Lance Canada is in trouble. Dropshot! 1....2....3. The Dynasty are beating down on Ultima! The music of MKick hits, and he comes running down the aisle into the ring. LC and Coren bail out of the ring, leaving Ultima down in the ring. MKick may have saved Ultima from a brutal beating. Almost wandered into *** match territory, but there was too much that dragged it down so it only gets a **3\4 rating.

Overall rating: 76%
Crowd reaction: 77%
Match quality: 75%

Dean Malenko:Ultima gained overness from this match.

A video is played, hyping the upcoming Jason Dante vs Highone match.

Overall rating: 83%

Highone vs Jason Dante (For The Unified World Heavyweight Title) : Jason Dante snap suplexes Highone...with authority! ('With authority', trademark G.Monsoon 1986.) Jason Dante hits a delayed suplex on Highone. Cover for a two count. Dante walks into a trip. Stiff chop lights up Dante. Big clothesline on Dante. Hooks the leg for a two count. Massive lariat, apparently Highone has been watching The Best Of Stan Hansen again. Cover, but there's a last second kick-out. Fallaway slam by Highone. Dante counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Doctor Bomb, Highone landed hard. Cover for a two count. Power drive elbow by Jason Dante. Hooks the leg for a close fall. Highone tastes a high angle back suplex. It probably tasted like chicken. Jason Dante uses move #193 (arm-BAR). Highone reverses a Jason Dante hammerlock. Running knee lift from Highone. Death valley driver by Highone, Jason Dante is down and hurt. Highone floors Jason Dante. Jason Dante gets locked in the Dragon Claw! Submission victory! That was good. **** rating

Overall rating: 89%
Crowd reaction: 88%
Match quality: 90%

Dean Malenko: The Unified World Heavyweight title has gained in image.

Plausible D is walking backstage when Shadow comes from behind and attacks him with a chair. Shadow walks off after hitting a few more chair shots, leaving PD down on the floor and taking him out of Civil War.

Overall rating: 78%

Ghetto Grass are all backstage in their locker room, hanging out.

Overall rating: 77%

Dean Malenko: Alexxx debuted her new gimmick, it got a positive response. Ghetto Fire gained overness from this segment. Stoner gained overness from this segment.

Note: The battle royal is going to be cluttered so I'm breaking it up into paragraphs also the eliminations were done by random, I only chose the winner and the runner up everything else was coincidental.

Civil War : Eddie Isley and Matt Strikmore are the first two competitors. Flying elbow from Eddie Isley. Eddie hits a massive spinning kick to the jaw. Entry # 3 : Mutaaz Tareef! Hammer hits a right hand. Eddie Isley got thrown over the top rope by Hammer. (Elimination # 1) Entry # 4 : Shadow! Stiff chop lights up Shadow. Shadow got bundled out by Hammer. (Elimination # 2) Entry # 5 : Marcus Jones! Chanelling the spirit of Misawa, Mutaaz Tareef uses a forearm to the face. Back elbow connects, Marcus staggers backward. Entry # 6 : Atomic Welfare! Atomic gets slammed. Death valley driver by Marcus Jones, Atomic Welfare got planted. Entry # 7 : Ghetto Fire! Atomic takes a headbutt from Mutaaz Tareef. Atomic Welfare got thrown over the top rope by Hammer. (Elimination # 3) Entry # 8 : David Hardy! Rude Awakening on Matt Strikmore by Marcues. Marcues went for the elimination, but Matt Strikmore held on to the ropes. Entry # 9 : Accidental Genocide! Spinning back kick from David Hardy. Marcus Jones got bundled out by Hardy. (Elimination # 4) Entry # 10 : MacAvoy! Kick from David Hardy to the leg. MacAvoy got bundled out by Hardy. (Elimination # 5)

Entry # 11 : Agent Orange! Fallaway slam by Accidental Genocide. Joyride tried to get Agent Orange over the top rope, but Gravity made the save. Entry # 12 : Mr. Acceptable! Strikmore gets slammed. Fallaway slam by Accidental Genocide. Entry # 13 : The Great Scott! David Hardy hits a rolling kick on Joyride. Hardy tried to get Accidental Genocide over the top rope, but Gravity made the save. Entry # 14 : Kojack! Flying shoulder tackle by Ghetto sends Scott to the mat. Ghetto went for the elimination, but The Great Scott held on to the ropes. Entry # 15 : DeSean Blackwell! Orange gets slammed. Agent Orange got bundled out by Kojack. (Elimination # 6) Entry # 16 : Shi! Flying elbow from David Hardy. The Great Scott got eliminated by Hardy. (Elimination # 7) Entry # 17 : Acolyte! Driven DDT by DeSean Blackwell. The ring shook violently, instantly making it better at selling than some of the current roster. Stiff chop lights up Joyride. Entry # 18 : Darkness! Double arm suplex by Matt Strikmore, Joyride hits hard. Accidental Genocide got eliminated by Strikmore. (Elimination # 8 ) Entry # 19 : Rob Dat Van! Massive backbreaker, Strikmore got planted. Early reports indicate that the back was *not* actually broken, so the move's name should actually be backhurter. Hammer went for the elimination, but Matt Strikmore held on to the ropes.

Entry # 20 : Bleeder! Hardy hits a massive spinning kick to the jaw. Hardy uses a basement dropkick to the knee. Entry # 21 : Cage! Darkness slams Acolyte down. Darkness tried to eliminate Acolyte, who hung onto the top rope. Entry # 22 : Anthony Lupelli! Big clothesline on Supreme. Bleeder tried to get Anthony Lupelli over the top rope, but Gravity made the save. Entry # 23 : BadBoy! DeSean hits a wicked chop that echoes through the building. BadBoy got thrown over the top rope by DeSean. (Elimination # 9) Entry # 24 : Drakus! Big forearm by Matt Strikmore, ripping a page from the NOAH playbook. Front legsweep slam by Matt Strikmore, hit with precision. Entry # 25 : Kermit! Running knee lift from Bleeder. Bleeder bodyslams Shi. Entry # 26 : Stephen Hawthorne! Stun Gun from Shi! There used to be this blonde guy in WCW in the early 90's who used that...i wonder what happened to him? Shi threw Kermit over the top rope. (Elimination # 10) Entry # 27 : Titanium Insomniac! Fallaway slam by Titanium Insomniac. Darkness was eliminated by TI. (Elimination # 11) Entry # 28 : Kevin Sheene! Full nelson slam on Cage. Bleeder tried to eliminate Cage, who hung onto the top rope. Entry # 29 : JE! Flying elbow from Rob Dat Van. Standing leg lariat by Rob Dat Van on Ghetto.

Entry # 30 : Jack Frost! Kojack slams Shi. Kojack scores with a standing spinebuster. Shi walks into a stiff lariat clothesline from Hawthorne. Shi tastes a high angle back suplex. It probably tasted like chicken. Double arm suplex by Matt Strikmore, Sheene hits hard. Kevin Sheene got eliminated by Strikmore. (Elimination # 12) Flying reverse elbow by DeSean Blackwell. DeSean tried to eliminate Drakus, who hung onto the top rope. Acolyte gets slammed. Back elbow connects, Acolyte staggers backward. Mutaaz Tareef fires off some right and left hands. Mutaaz Tareef scores with a big spinebuster. Back elbow connects, Kojack staggers backward. Kojack was eliminated by Hagan. (Elimination # 13) Chanelling the spirit of Misawa, Acolyte uses a forearm to the face. Ghetto Fire got eliminated by Acolyte. (Elimination # 14) Big backdrop on Drakus, executed well. TI went for the elimination, but Drakus held on to the ropes. TI hits a right hand. Death valley driver by Titanium Insomniac, Acolyte is down and hurt. TI slams Mr. Acceptable down. Mr. Acceptable got bundled out by TI. (Elimination # 15) Hard impact russian legsweep by Frost.

If you're going to get impact, 'hard' is probably a good way to go. Frost threw JE over the top rope. (Elimination # 16) Big clothesline on Cage. Cage got eliminated by TI. (Elimination # 17) Rob Dat Van hits a rolling kick on DeSean. RDV threw DeSean Blackwell over the top rope. (Elimination # 18 ) Spinning back kick from David Hardy. Hardy went for the elimination, but Rob Dat Van held on to the ropes. Acolyte slams Jack Frost. Acolyte slams Jack Frost down. TI gets slammed. Titanium Insomniac got bundled out by Bleeder. (Elimination # 19) Back suplex on Hardy, which is a backdrop to you NOAH fans. David Hardy takes a butterfly suplex from Strikmore. Rude Awakening on Matt Strikmore by Drakus. Drakus went for the elimination, but Matt Strikmore held on to the ropes. Drakus fires off some right and left hands. Mutaaz Tareef got bundled out by Drakus. (Elimination # 20) Flying shoulder tackle by Supreme sends Frost to the mat. Stiff chop lights up Frost. Rude Awakening on Rob Dat Van by Bleeder. RDV takes a headbutt from Bleeder. David Hardy strikes RDV. Rob Dat Van was eliminated by Hardy. (Elimination # 21) Stiff chop lights up Shi. Bleeder went for the elimination, but Shi held on to the ropes. Bleeder fires off some right and left hands. Bleeder threw Shi over the top rope. (Elimination # 22) Stephen Hawthorne uses move #193 (arm-BAR). Hawthorne tried to eliminate Drakus, who hung onto the top rope. Supreme hits a right hand. Death valley driver by Anthony Lupelli, Jack Frost got planted. Hardy gets slammed. Supreme threw David Hardy over the top rope.

(Elimination # 23) Bleeder hits a bulldog off the ropes. Bleeder tried to get Stephen Hawthorne over the top rope, but Gravity made the save. Supreme bodyslams Acolyte. Acolyte got thrown over the top rope by Supreme. (Elimination # 24) Big backdrop on Drakus, executed well. Supreme tried to get Drakus over the top rope, but Gravity made the save. Drakus slams Jack Frost. Jack Frost got bundled out by Drakus. (Elimination # 25) Chanelling the spirit of Misawa, Drakus uses a forearm to the face. Drakus threw Anthony Lupelli over the top rope. (Elimination # 26) Double arm suplex by Matt Strikmore, Drakus hits hard. Gut buster, Drakus hits hard. Stephen Hawthorne uses move #193 (arm-BAR). Hawthorne tried to get Drakus over the top rope, but Gravity made the save. Chanelling the spirit of Misawa, Bleeder uses a forearm to the face. Stephen Hawthorne got eliminated by Bleeder. (Elimination # 27) Bleeder walks into a stiff lariat clothesline from Strikmore. Bleeder tastes a high angle back suplex. It probably tasted like chicken. Drakus bodyslams Bleeder. Big backdrop on Bleeder, executed well. Stiff chop lights up Strikmore. Massive lariat, apparently Drakus has been watching The Best Of Stan Hansen again. Drakus receives some punishment. Bleeder tried to eliminate Drakus, who hung onto the top rope. Bleeder walks into a stiff lariat clothesline from Strikmore. Bleeder got bundled out by Strikmore. (Elimination # 28 ) Spinebuster by Drakus. Death valley driver by Drakus, Matt Strikmore got planted. Strikmore counters a backdrop attempt with a kick to the face. Strikmore threw Drakus over the top rope. A good *** rating.

Overall rating: 74%
Crowd reaction: 70%
Match quality: 78%

Dean Malenko: Agent Orange debuted his new gimmick, it got a positive response. Mr. Acceptable is losing overness because of his weak gimmick. Accidental Genocide is losing overness because of his weak gimmick.

Overall show rating: 80%

I've been told that LC and Ultima didn't really click in their match due to their mis matched skills but I'm not going to end their feud.

We got a 1.65 buy rate for 'Civil War'!
The attendance was 17422 people.
We made $4125000 from pay-per-view revenue.
We made $1045320 from ticket sales.

# of eliminations

Strikmore: 5
Hardy: 4
Hammer: 3
TI: 3
Bleeder: 3
Drakus: 3
Supreme: 2
DeSean: 1
Kojack: 1
Shi: 1
Hagan: 1
RDV: 1
Acolyte: 1
Jack Frost: 1

*flexes*

*Crotch chops*

March 28 Friction

Now I've told you this once before
You can't control me
If you try to take me down you're gonna pay
Now I feel your every nothing that you're doing for me
I'm picking you outa me
you run away
I stand alone
Inside
I stand alone
You're always hiding behind your so called goddess
So what you don't think that we can see your face
Resurrected back before the final fallen
I'll never rest until I can make my own way
I'm not afraid of fading
I stand alone
Feeling your sting down inside of me
I'm not dying for it
I stand alone
Everything that I believe is fading
I stand alone
Inside
I stand alone
And now its my time (now its my time)
It's my time to dream (my time to dream)
Dream of the sky (dream of the sky)
Make me believe that this place isn't plagued
By the poison in me
Help me decide if my fire will burn out
Before you can breathe
Breathe into me
I stand alone
Inside
I stand alone
Feeling your sting down inside of me
I'm not dying for it
I stand alone
Everything that I believe is fading
I stand alone
Inside
I stand alone
Inside
I stand alone
Inside
I stand alone
Inside


This past Sunday a new champion was crowned as Highone defeated Jason Dante for the Unified World titles

Matt Strikmore won the Civil War battle royal and with that he's the #1 contender for the world title and can use that whenever he sees fit.

Tonight Highone has a celebration for his title win, Shaun Bisley returns to the ring to take on Darkness and Infinity (DeSean and Hardy) face off against RDV and Matt Strikmore.

Ghetto Grass come out and enter the ring. Ghetto Fire announces that they have a new member. Out from the back comes Norman Smiley, who enters the ring to join his new group.

Overall rating: 70%

Road Agent notes: Stoner gained overness from this segment

Agent Orange vs Kevin Sheene.

Match Background: None.

The Match: Sheene just WAFFLES Orange with a STIFF chop that hurt ME to watch! Orange reverses a waistlock. Spinning back kick from Agent Orange. The referee bumps after catching a wild right hand and is down. Sheene walks into a face crusher variation. Has anyone's face ever really been crushed by one though? Pinfall attempt, but the ref is out and can't count to three! Agent Orange gets taken down out of nowhere! Implant DDT by Kevin Sheene! I will always and forever mark out for that move. Orange takes a NICE hurrancarana from Kevin Sheene. Covers for a quick two count. Tiger suplex on Orange. No Misawa references from me, I swear. Oh, dammit. Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Orange counters a backdrop attempt with a kick to the face and hit a clothesline! Super kick by Agent Orange. Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Sheene pushes out of a Agent Orange hold. Kevin Sheene moves in for the kill. Here it comes - . 1....2...3, it's finished.

My Opinion: Ohh, looky. A **3/4 match!

Overall rating: 72%
Crowd reaction: 60%
Match quality: 85%

Stephen Hawthorne and Freya Green vs Italian Stallions.

Match Background: Italian Stallions are one of the most experienced teams in the promotion. This match is for the Unified World Tag titles. Italian Stallions have been Unified World Tag champions since 14 March 2007.

The Match: Jaguar takes a knee lift from Freya. *sigh* Running knee lifts always remind me of the late Curt Hennig. Badly executed second rope splash by Freya. Hooks the leg for a two count. Tag to Stephen Hawthorne. Hawthorne \ Freya whip Jag into the ropes and hit a double clothesline. Hawthorne drives a thrust kick into the chest of Jag. Covers for a quick two count. Back suplex on Jag. Jaguar fights out of a grapple. Northern Lights Bomb very nearly crushes the spine of Hawthorne! Tag to Stallion. Stallion snap suplexes Hawthorne HARD to the canvas! And again! A pair of clotheslines follow and...yep, Stallion is a HOUSE...EN...FUEGO~! Doctor Bomb connects and Hawthorne landed hard. Hawthorne blocks a kick from Stallion. Hawthorne tags out to Freya Green. Freya tries to channel the power of Kawada, but ends up channeling the power of Trish Stratus instead by hitting a high kick on Stallion. Freya Green with an enziguri! HBK isn't moving...uh oh. Oh, sorry, I had a flashback to the last time I got fooled. Pin, but Stallion is out just before the three count. Stallion takes a kick to the chest, and staggers back. A blind charge only gets an even HARDER kick. Stallion once again takes the advantage after blocking a few punches and connecting with some forearms. Stallion hits a stalling suplex on Freya. Stallion floors Freya near the ropes and makes the pin. Stallion is using the ropes for leverage! The referee hasn't seen it: 1....2....3!! MVC come running down the aisle with chairs! They slide in behind Italian Stallions...and drop them with stereo chair shots! MVC leave the ring, the damage done.

My Opinion: **1/4 rating for this one. Scott Keith may say that it's 'Perfectly Acceptable Wrestling', but not for me, buddy. Got to work harder to impress me.

Overall rating: 73%
Crowd reaction: 68%
Match quality: 78%

Jason Dante is backstage. He got on THE STICK~! and talked trash about Highone, continuing their feud. To the death, I say!

Overall rating: 80%

Kojack vs MKick.

Match Background: None.

The Match: Kojack just WALKS into a stiff lariat clothesline from MKick. Kojack just WALKS into a stiff lariat clothesline from MKick. Big dropkick by MKick, who got a ton of air on the move. Vertical suplex by MKick. Kojack counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. BAAACK Body drop by MKick gets a bit of a pop from the crowd. Kojack hits a bulldog off the ropes. Covers for a quick two count. MKick kicks Kojack in the gut to reverse the momentum. Kojack walks into a jaw breaker. There's a two count on the pin. Wicked suplex out of the corner from MKick, is executed so well, it hurt MY back. Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Kojack elbows MKick in the face to break a hammerlock. Kojack hits some punches. How generic. Kojack gets taken down out of nowhere! MKick snap suplexes Kojack HARD to the canvas! And again! A pair of clotheslines follow and...yep, MKick is a HOUSE...EN...FUEGO~! MKick has Kojack down on the canvas. Here it comes...Nirvana Cloverleaf! Kojack taps!

My Opinion: Ohh, looky. A **3/4 match!

Overall rating: 75%
Crowd reaction: 69%
Match quality: 81%

DeSean Blackwell and David Hardy vs Rob Dat Van and Matt Strikmore.

Match Background: Hardy and RDV have been feuding recently. RDV has yet to get an in-ring victory in this feud. This is a continuation of the DeSean vs Strikmore feud. Neither has managed to get an in-ring victory in this feud. Matt Strikmore is the reigning TCW Transcontinental champion.

The Match: Vertical suplex by Matt Strikmore. Reverse DDT on Hardy. Covers for a quick two count. Tag between Matt Strikmore and Rob Dat Van. RDV \ Strikmore whip Hardy into the ropes and hit a double backdrop. Second rope flying axe handle, Hardy goes down. One day, RDV might even consider coming off the top with that. You know...for more impact and stuff. Hooks the leg for a two count. Standing leg lariat by Rob Dat Van on Hardy. David Hardy reverses a hip toss. Vicious kick to the teeth from David Hardy. Tag between David Hardy and DeSean Blackwell. DeSean Blackwell hits a rolling kick on RDV. Konnan has ruined any chance for me ever enjoying this maneuver again with his shitty execution of it. Flying cross body off the top rope! RDV blocks the suplex attempt and is able to hit the suplex instead! RDV tags out to Matt Strikmore. DeSean takes a quick lariat. Northern Lights Bomb very nearly crushes the spine of DeSean! Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! Matt Strikmore snap suplexes DeSean. DeSean Blackwell fights out of a grapple. Tiger bomb by DeSean Blackwell, which is nowhere near as cool as a botched Pedigree but gets the job done. DeSean Blackwell gets a roll-up...and grabs a handful of tights as well! The referee doesn't see it: 1....2...3!! DeSean \ Hardy go into the crowd, where they celebrate their win.

My Opinion: I'll give this a ***1\4 rating. If I left it up to you, you'd probably think it was the greatest match ever! Keep trying...

Overall rating: 81%
Crowd reaction: 78%
Match quality: 85%

Mutaaz Tareef is backstage. He got on THE STICK~! and talked trash about Bleeder, continuing their feud. To the death, I say!

Match quality: 88%

Accidental Genocide vs MacAvoy.

Match Background: None.

The Match: Hard impact Russian Leg Sweep by MacAvoy. According to some other reviewers around here, 'legsweep' is one word. Joyride walks into a jaw breaker. Hooks the leg for a two count. Joyride blocks a punch. MacAvoy takes a headbutt from Accidental Genocide. Fallaway slam by Accidental Genocide puts down MacAvoy. Covers for a quick two count. Accidental Genocide scores with a standing spinebuster. Pin, but MacAvoy is out just before the three count. Bodyslam by Joyride. Joyride walks into a drop toe hold. Massive back suplex! Accidental Genocide got snapped in half, but not literally because that would just end the match now wouldn't it. Covers for a quick two count. MacAvoy brings out a jumping powerbomb to nearly murder Joyride in the ring! Pin, but Joyride is out just before the three count. MacAvoy snap suplexes Joyride HARD to the canvas! And again! A pair of clotheslines follow and...yep, MacAvoy is a HOUSE...EN...FUEGO~! MacAvoy connects with a HARD right hand, sending the opponent down to the mat again. Accidental Genocide reverses a hip toss. Flying shoulder tackle by Joyride sends MacAvoy CRASHING to the mat. DEATH VALLEY DRIVAH~! by Accidental Genocide just KILLS MacAvoy! Accidental Genocide moves in for the kill. The lullabye! 1....2....3.

My Opinion: It was close to a ** match, but I just can't stand too many blown spots. *3/4

Overall rating: 70%
Crowd reaction: 66%
Match quality: 74%

Road agent notes: Accidental Genocide debuted his new gimmick.

Highone is walking backstage with the world titles across his shoulder, he tells an attendant to get ready for his celebration when Valerie Stern walks up to him and tells him he'll be facing Darkness for the Unified World Titles at Havoc.

Overall rating: 79%

Road Agent notes: Darkness lost overness from this segment :WTF?:

Darkness vs Shaun Bisley.

Match Background: None.

The Match: Bisley takes a headbutt from Darkness. Darkness hits some punches. How generic. Fallaway slam by Darkness puts down Shaun Bisley. BIG clothesline on Bisley. Bisley counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Running knee lift from Shaun Bisley. Big piledriver on Darkness. Hooks the leg for a two count. Bisley goes for a splash but Darkness puts the knees up. Spear by Darkness. There's a two count on the pin. High Angle DDT by Darkness just SPIKES Shaun Bisley down! Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Bisley blocks a kick from Darkness. STIFF~! chop lights up Darkness who covers up to try and stop the agonizing PAIN! Bisley drops an elbow...but Darkness moves out of the way. Fallaway slam by Darkness puts down Shaun Bisley. Darkness signals for the Darkness DDT! Titanium Insomniac comes out of the crowd and into the ring! Darkness turns around. Titanium Insomniac spins Darkness around. Titanium Insomniac hits the Teardrop! The referee calls for the DQ because of the interference of TI! Titanium Insomniac remains in the ring. Shaun Bisley pushes the referee away. Shaun Bisley spins TI around. Shaun Bisley hits the The Last Orders!

My Opinion: Almost got a **** match, but was lacking in certain areas, so i'm knocking off a quarter of a star. Yes, there is such a thing as a quarter star. ***3/4.

Overall rating: 87%
Crowd reaction: 85%
Match quality: 90%

Highone is in the ring, having a ceremony celebrating his recent success. Dante comes out of the crowd and attacks. He throws Highone off the platform he was on. Jason Dante has Highone down on the canvas. Jason Dante hits the Hellfire Driver ! Highone goes limp! Jason Dante leaves having won this battle.

Overall rating: 84%

Overall show rating: 78%

We got a 7.29 rating for 'Friction'!
The attendance level was 8050 people.
We made $322000 from ticket sales.

Bleeder has asked for a match against Lance
Lance wants to do some work with Darkness
Kevin Sheene has expressed some concerns about being pushed to fast

It's the end of the month and here's some news

Dick Flehr has announced he will retire at the end of the month

William Shamrock wants to be promoted to the full roster

We made $2400000 off merchandise this month.

March 28 Friction

This past Sunday a new champion was crowned as Highone defeated Jason Dante for the Unified World titles

Matt Strikmore won the Civil War battle royal and with that he's the #1 contender for the world title and can use that whenever he sees fit.

Tonight Highone has a celebration for his title win, Shaun Bisley returns to the ring to take on Darkness and Infinity (DeSean and Hardy) face off against RDV and Matt Strikmore.

Ghetto Grass come out and enter the ring. Ghetto Fire announces that they have a new member. Out from the back comes Norman Smiley, who enters the ring to join his new group.

Overall rating: 70%

Road Agent notes: Stoner gained overness from this segment

Agent Orange vs Kevin Sheene.

Match Background: None.

The Match: Sheene just WAFFLES Orange with a STIFF chop that hurt ME to watch! Orange reverses a waistlock. Spinning back kick from Agent Orange. The referee bumps after catching a wild right hand and is down. Sheene walks into a face crusher variation. Has anyone's face ever really been crushed by one though? Pinfall attempt, but the ref is out and can't count to three! Agent Orange gets taken down out of nowhere! Implant DDT by Kevin Sheene! I will always and forever mark out for that move. Orange takes a NICE hurrancarana from Kevin Sheene. Covers for a quick two count. Tiger suplex on Orange. No Misawa references from me, I swear. Oh, dammit. Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Orange counters a backdrop attempt with a kick to the face and hit a clothesline! Super kick by Agent Orange. Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Sheene pushes out of a Agent Orange hold. Kevin Sheene moves in for the kill. Here it comes - . 1....2...3, it's finished.

My Opinion: Ohh, looky. A **3/4 match!

Overall rating: 72%
Crowd reaction: 60%
Match quality: 85%

Stephen Hawthorne and Freya Green vs Italian Stallions.

Match Background: Italian Stallions are one of the most experienced teams in the promotion. This match is for the Unified World Tag titles. Italian Stallions have been Unified World Tag champions since 14 March 2007.

The Match: Jaguar takes a knee lift from Freya. *sigh* Running knee lifts always remind me of the late Curt Hennig. Badly executed second rope splash by Freya. Hooks the leg for a two count. Tag to Stephen Hawthorne. Hawthorne \ Freya whip Jag into the ropes and hit a double clothesline. Hawthorne drives a thrust kick into the chest of Jag. Covers for a quick two count. Back suplex on Jag. Jaguar fights out of a grapple. Northern Lights Bomb very nearly crushes the spine of Hawthorne! Tag to Stallion. Stallion snap suplexes Hawthorne HARD to the canvas! And again! A pair of clotheslines follow and...yep, Stallion is a HOUSE...EN...FUEGO~! Doctor Bomb connects and Hawthorne landed hard. Hawthorne blocks a kick from Stallion. Hawthorne tags out to Freya Green. Freya tries to channel the power of Kawada, but ends up channeling the power of Trish Stratus instead by hitting a high kick on Stallion. Freya Green with an enziguri! HBK isn't moving...uh oh. Oh, sorry, I had a flashback to the last time I got fooled. Pin, but Stallion is out just before the three count. Stallion takes a kick to the chest, and staggers back. A blind charge only gets an even HARDER kick. Stallion once again takes the advantage after blocking a few punches and connecting with some forearms. Stallion hits a stalling suplex on Freya. Stallion floors Freya near the ropes and makes the pin. Stallion is using the ropes for leverage! The referee hasn't seen it: 1....2....3!! MVC come running down the aisle with chairs! They slide in behind Italian Stallions...and drop them with stereo chair shots! MVC leave the ring, the damage done.

My Opinion: **1/4 rating for this one. Scott Keith may say that it's 'Perfectly Acceptable Wrestling', but not for me, buddy. Got to work harder to impress me.

Overall rating: 73%
Crowd reaction: 68%
Match quality: 78%

Jason Dante is backstage. He got on THE STICK~! and talked trash about Highone, continuing their feud. To the death, I say!

Overall rating: 80%

Kojack vs MKick.

Match Background: None.

The Match: Kojack just WALKS into a stiff lariat clothesline from MKick. Kojack just WALKS into a stiff lariat clothesline from MKick. Big dropkick by MKick, who got a ton of air on the move. Vertical suplex by MKick. Kojack counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. BAAACK Body drop by MKick gets a bit of a pop from the crowd. Kojack hits a bulldog off the ropes. Covers for a quick two count. MKick kicks Kojack in the gut to reverse the momentum. Kojack walks into a jaw breaker. There's a two count on the pin. Wicked suplex out of the corner from MKick, is executed so well, it hurt MY back. Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Kojack elbows MKick in the face to break a hammerlock. Kojack hits some punches. How generic. Kojack gets taken down out of nowhere! MKick snap suplexes Kojack HARD to the canvas! And again! A pair of clotheslines follow and...yep, MKick is a HOUSE...EN...FUEGO~! MKick has Kojack down on the canvas. Here it comes...Nirvana Cloverleaf! Kojack taps!

My Opinion: Ohh, looky. A **3/4 match!

Overall rating: 75%
Crowd reaction: 69%
Match quality: 81%

DeSean Blackwell and David Hardy vs Rob Dat Van and Matt Strikmore.

Match Background: Hardy and RDV have been feuding recently. RDV has yet to get an in-ring victory in this feud. This is a continuation of the DeSean vs Strikmore feud. Neither has managed to get an in-ring victory in this feud. Matt Strikmore is the reigning TCW Transcontinental champion.

The Match: Vertical suplex by Matt Strikmore. Reverse DDT on Hardy. Covers for a quick two count. Tag between Matt Strikmore and Rob Dat Van. RDV \ Strikmore whip Hardy into the ropes and hit a double backdrop. Second rope flying axe handle, Hardy goes down. One day, RDV might even consider coming off the top with that. You know...for more impact and stuff. Hooks the leg for a two count. Standing leg lariat by Rob Dat Van on Hardy. David Hardy reverses a hip toss. Vicious kick to the teeth from David Hardy. Tag between David Hardy and DeSean Blackwell. DeSean Blackwell hits a rolling kick on RDV. Konnan has ruined any chance for me ever enjoying this maneuver again with his shitty execution of it. Flying cross body off the top rope! RDV blocks the suplex attempt and is able to hit the suplex instead! RDV tags out to Matt Strikmore. DeSean takes a quick lariat. Northern Lights Bomb very nearly crushes the spine of DeSean! Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! Matt Strikmore snap suplexes DeSean. DeSean Blackwell fights out of a grapple. Tiger bomb by DeSean Blackwell, which is nowhere near as cool as a botched Pedigree but gets the job done. DeSean Blackwell gets a roll-up...and grabs a handful of tights as well! The referee doesn't see it: 1....2...3!! DeSean \ Hardy go into the crowd, where they celebrate their win.

My Opinion: I'll give this a ***1\4 rating. If I left it up to you, you'd probably think it was the greatest match ever! Keep trying...

Overall rating: 81%
Crowd reaction: 78%
Match quality: 85%

Mutaaz Tareef is backstage. He got on THE STICK~! and talked trash about Bleeder, continuing their feud. To the death, I say!

Match quality: 88%

Accidental Genocide vs MacAvoy.

Match Background: None.

The Match: Hard impact Russian Leg Sweep by MacAvoy. According to some other reviewers around here, 'legsweep' is one word. Joyride walks into a jaw breaker. Hooks the leg for a two count. Joyride blocks a punch. MacAvoy takes a headbutt from Accidental Genocide. Fallaway slam by Accidental Genocide puts down MacAvoy. Covers for a quick two count. Accidental Genocide scores with a standing spinebuster. Pin, but MacAvoy is out just before the three count. Bodyslam by Joyride. Joyride walks into a drop toe hold. Massive back suplex! Accidental Genocide got snapped in half, but not literally because that would just end the match now wouldn't it. Covers for a quick two count. MacAvoy brings out a jumping powerbomb to nearly murder Joyride in the ring! Pin, but Joyride is out just before the three count. MacAvoy snap suplexes Joyride HARD to the canvas! And again! A pair of clotheslines follow and...yep, MacAvoy is a HOUSE...EN...FUEGO~! MacAvoy connects with a HARD right hand, sending the opponent down to the mat again. Accidental Genocide reverses a hip toss. Flying shoulder tackle by Joyride sends MacAvoy CRASHING to the mat. DEATH VALLEY DRIVAH~! by Accidental Genocide just KILLS MacAvoy! Accidental Genocide moves in for the kill. The lullabye! 1....2....3.

My Opinion: It was close to a ** match, but I just can't stand too many blown spots. *3/4

Overall rating: 70%
Crowd reaction: 66%
Match quality: 74%

Road agent notes: Accidental Genocide debuted his new gimmick.

Highone is walking backstage with the world titles across his shoulder, he tells an attendant to get ready for his celebration when Valerie Stern walks up to him and tells him he'll be facing Darkness for the Unified World Titles at Havoc.

Overall rating: 79%

Road Agent notes: Darkness lost overness from this segment :WTF?:

Darkness vs Shaun Bisley.

Match Background: None.

The Match: Bisley takes a headbutt from Darkness. Darkness hits some punches. How generic. Fallaway slam by Darkness puts down Shaun Bisley. BIG clothesline on Bisley. Bisley counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Running knee lift from Shaun Bisley. Big piledriver on Darkness. Hooks the leg for a two count. Bisley goes for a splash but Darkness puts the knees up. Spear by Darkness. There's a two count on the pin. High Angle DDT by Darkness just SPIKES Shaun Bisley down! Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Bisley blocks a kick from Darkness. STIFF~! chop lights up Darkness who covers up to try and stop the agonizing PAIN! Bisley drops an elbow...but Darkness moves out of the way. Fallaway slam by Darkness puts down Shaun Bisley. Darkness signals for the Darkness DDT! Titanium Insomniac comes out of the crowd and into the ring! Darkness turns around. Titanium Insomniac spins Darkness around. Titanium Insomniac hits the Teardrop! The referee calls for the DQ because of the interference of TI! Titanium Insomniac remains in the ring. Shaun Bisley pushes the referee away. Shaun Bisley spins TI around. Shaun Bisley hits the The Last Orders!

My Opinion: Almost got a **** match, but was lacking in certain areas, so i'm knocking off a quarter of a star. Yes, there is such a thing as a quarter star. ***3/4.

Overall rating: 87%
Crowd reaction: 85%
Match quality: 90%

Highone is in the ring, having a ceremony celebrating his recent success. Dante comes out of the crowd and attacks. He throws Highone off the platform he was on. Jason Dante has Highone down on the canvas. Jason Dante hits the Hellfire Driver ! Highone goes limp! Jason Dante leaves having won this battle.

Overall rating: 84%

Overall show rating: 78%

We got a 7.29 rating for 'Friction'!
The attendance level was 8050 people.
We made $322000 from ticket sales.

Bleeder has asked for a match against Lance
Lance wants to do some work with Darkness
Kevin Sheene has expressed some concerns about being pushed to fast

Dick Flehr has announced he will retire at the end of the month

William Shamrock wants to be promoted to the full roster

We made $2400000 off merchandise this month.

March 28 Friction

This past Sunday a new champion was crowned as Highone defeated Jason Dante for the Unified World titles

Matt Strikmore won the Civil War battle royal and with that he's the #1 contender for the world title and can use that whenever he sees fit.

Tonight Highone has a celebration for his title win, Shaun Bisley returns to the ring to take on Darkness and Infinity (DeSean and Hardy) face off against RDV and Matt Strikmore.

Ghetto Grass come out and enter the ring. Ghetto Fire announces that they have a new member. Out from the back comes Norman Smiley, who enters the ring to join his new group.

Overall rating: 70%

Road Agent notes: Stoner gained overness from this segment

Agent Orange vs Kevin Sheene.

Match Background: None.

The Match: Sheene just WAFFLES Orange with a STIFF chop that hurt ME to watch! Orange reverses a waistlock. Spinning back kick from Agent Orange. The referee bumps after catching a wild right hand and is down. Sheene walks into a face crusher variation. Has anyone's face ever really been crushed by one though? Pinfall attempt, but the ref is out and can't count to three! Agent Orange gets taken down out of nowhere! Implant DDT by Kevin Sheene! I will always and forever mark out for that move. Orange takes a NICE hurrancarana from Kevin Sheene. Covers for a quick two count. Tiger suplex on Orange. No Misawa references from me, I swear. Oh, dammit. Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Orange counters a backdrop attempt with a kick to the face and hit a clothesline! Super kick by Agent Orange. Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Sheene pushes out of a Agent Orange hold. Kevin Sheene moves in for the kill. Here it comes - . 1....2...3, it's finished.

My Opinion: Ohh, looky. A **3/4 match!

Overall rating: 72%
Crowd reaction: 60%
Match quality: 85%

Stephen Hawthorne and Freya Green vs Italian Stallions.

Match Background: Italian Stallions are one of the most experienced teams in the promotion. This match is for the Unified World Tag titles. Italian Stallions have been Unified World Tag champions since 14 March 2007.

The Match: Jaguar takes a knee lift from Freya. *sigh* Running knee lifts always remind me of the late Curt Hennig. Badly executed second rope splash by Freya. Hooks the leg for a two count. Tag to Stephen Hawthorne. Hawthorne \ Freya whip Jag into the ropes and hit a double clothesline. Hawthorne drives a thrust kick into the chest of Jag. Covers for a quick two count. Back suplex on Jag. Jaguar fights out of a grapple. Northern Lights Bomb very nearly crushes the spine of Hawthorne! Tag to Stallion. Stallion snap suplexes Hawthorne HARD to the canvas! And again! A pair of clotheslines follow and...yep, Stallion is a HOUSE...EN...FUEGO~! Doctor Bomb connects and Hawthorne landed hard. Hawthorne blocks a kick from Stallion. Hawthorne tags out to Freya Green. Freya tries to channel the power of Kawada, but ends up channeling the power of Trish Stratus instead by hitting a high kick on Stallion. Freya Green with an enziguri! HBK isn't moving...uh oh. Oh, sorry, I had a flashback to the last time I got fooled. Pin, but Stallion is out just before the three count. Stallion takes a kick to the chest, and staggers back. A blind charge only gets an even HARDER kick. Stallion once again takes the advantage after blocking a few punches and connecting with some forearms. Stallion hits a stalling suplex on Freya. Stallion floors Freya near the ropes and makes the pin. Stallion is using the ropes for leverage! The referee hasn't seen it: 1....2....3!! MVC come running down the aisle with chairs! They slide in behind Italian Stallions...and drop them with stereo chair shots! MVC leave the ring, the damage done.

My Opinion: **1/4 rating for this one. Scott Keith may say that it's 'Perfectly Acceptable Wrestling', but not for me, buddy. Got to work harder to impress me.

Overall rating: 73%
Crowd reaction: 68%
Match quality: 78%

Jason Dante is backstage. He got on THE STICK~! and talked trash about Highone, continuing their feud. To the death, I say!

Overall rating: 80%

Kojack vs MKick.

Match Background: None.

The Match: Kojack just WALKS into a stiff lariat clothesline from MKick. Kojack just WALKS into a stiff lariat clothesline from MKick. Big dropkick by MKick, who got a ton of air on the move. Vertical suplex by MKick. Kojack counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. BAAACK Body drop by MKick gets a bit of a pop from the crowd. Kojack hits a bulldog off the ropes. Covers for a quick two count. MKick kicks Kojack in the gut to reverse the momentum. Kojack walks into a jaw breaker. There's a two count on the pin. Wicked suplex out of the corner from MKick, is executed so well, it hurt MY back. Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Kojack elbows MKick in the face to break a hammerlock. Kojack hits some punches. How generic. Kojack gets taken down out of nowhere! MKick snap suplexes Kojack HARD to the canvas! And again! A pair of clotheslines follow and...yep, MKick is a HOUSE...EN...FUEGO~! MKick has Kojack down on the canvas. Here it comes...Nirvana Cloverleaf! Kojack taps!

My Opinion: Ohh, looky. A **3/4 match!

Overall rating: 75%
Crowd reaction: 69%
Match quality: 81%

DeSean Blackwell and David Hardy vs Rob Dat Van and Matt Strikmore.

Match Background: Hardy and RDV have been feuding recently. RDV has yet to get an in-ring victory in this feud. This is a continuation of the DeSean vs Strikmore feud. Neither has managed to get an in-ring victory in this feud. Matt Strikmore is the reigning TCW Transcontinental champion.

The Match: Vertical suplex by Matt Strikmore. Reverse DDT on Hardy. Covers for a quick two count. Tag between Matt Strikmore and Rob Dat Van. RDV \ Strikmore whip Hardy into the ropes and hit a double backdrop. Second rope flying axe handle, Hardy goes down. One day, RDV might even consider coming off the top with that. You know...for more impact and stuff. Hooks the leg for a two count. Standing leg lariat by Rob Dat Van on Hardy. David Hardy reverses a hip toss. Vicious kick to the teeth from David Hardy. Tag between David Hardy and DeSean Blackwell. DeSean Blackwell hits a rolling kick on RDV. Konnan has ruined any chance for me ever enjoying this maneuver again with his shitty execution of it. Flying cross body off the top rope! RDV blocks the suplex attempt and is able to hit the suplex instead! RDV tags out to Matt Strikmore. DeSean takes a quick lariat. Northern Lights Bomb very nearly crushes the spine of DeSean! Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! Matt Strikmore snap suplexes DeSean. DeSean Blackwell fights out of a grapple. Tiger bomb by DeSean Blackwell, which is nowhere near as cool as a botched Pedigree but gets the job done. DeSean Blackwell gets a roll-up...and grabs a handful of tights as well! The referee doesn't see it: 1....2...3!! DeSean \ Hardy go into the crowd, where they celebrate their win.

My Opinion: I'll give this a ***1\4 rating. If I left it up to you, you'd probably think it was the greatest match ever! Keep trying...

Overall rating: 81%
Crowd reaction: 78%
Match quality: 85%

Mutaaz Tareef is backstage. He got on THE STICK~! and talked trash about Bleeder, continuing their feud. To the death, I say!

Match quality: 88%

Accidental Genocide vs MacAvoy.

Match Background: None.

The Match: Hard impact Russian Leg Sweep by MacAvoy. According to some other reviewers around here, 'legsweep' is one word. Joyride walks into a jaw breaker. Hooks the leg for a two count. Joyride blocks a punch. MacAvoy takes a headbutt from Accidental Genocide. Fallaway slam by Accidental Genocide puts down MacAvoy. Covers for a quick two count. Accidental Genocide scores with a standing spinebuster. Pin, but MacAvoy is out just before the three count. Bodyslam by Joyride. Joyride walks into a drop toe hold. Massive back suplex! Accidental Genocide got snapped in half, but not literally because that would just end the match now wouldn't it. Covers for a quick two count. MacAvoy brings out a jumping powerbomb to nearly murder Joyride in the ring! Pin, but Joyride is out just before the three count. MacAvoy snap suplexes Joyride HARD to the canvas! And again! A pair of clotheslines follow and...yep, MacAvoy is a HOUSE...EN...FUEGO~! MacAvoy connects with a HARD right hand, sending the opponent down to the mat again. Accidental Genocide reverses a hip toss. Flying shoulder tackle by Joyride sends MacAvoy CRASHING to the mat. DEATH VALLEY DRIVAH~! by Accidental Genocide just KILLS MacAvoy! Accidental Genocide moves in for the kill. The lullabye! 1....2....3.

My Opinion: It was close to a ** match, but I just can't stand too many blown spots. *3/4

Overall rating: 70%
Crowd reaction: 66%
Match quality: 74%

Road agent notes: Accidental Genocide debuted his new gimmick.

Highone is walking backstage with the world titles across his shoulder, he tells an attendant to get ready for his celebration when Valerie Stern walks up to him and tells him he'll be facing Darkness for the Unified World Titles at Havoc.

Overall rating: 79%

Road Agent notes: Darkness lost overness from this segment :WTF?:

Darkness vs Shaun Bisley.

Match Background: None.

The Match: Bisley takes a headbutt from Darkness. Darkness hits some punches. How generic. Fallaway slam by Darkness puts down Shaun Bisley. BIG clothesline on Bisley. Bisley counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Running knee lift from Shaun Bisley. Big piledriver on Darkness. Hooks the leg for a two count. Bisley goes for a splash but Darkness puts the knees up. Spear by Darkness. There's a two count on the pin. High Angle DDT by Darkness just SPIKES Shaun Bisley down! Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Bisley blocks a kick from Darkness. STIFF~! chop lights up Darkness who covers up to try and stop the agonizing PAIN! Bisley drops an elbow...but Darkness moves out of the way. Fallaway slam by Darkness puts down Shaun Bisley. Darkness signals for the Darkness DDT! Titanium Insomniac comes out of the crowd and into the ring! Darkness turns around. Titanium Insomniac spins Darkness around. Titanium Insomniac hits the Teardrop! The referee calls for the DQ because of the interference of TI! Titanium Insomniac remains in the ring. Shaun Bisley pushes the referee away. Shaun Bisley spins TI around. Shaun Bisley hits the The Last Orders!

My Opinion: Almost got a **** match, but was lacking in certain areas, so i'm knocking off a quarter of a star. Yes, there is such a thing as a quarter star. ***3/4.

Overall rating: 87%
Crowd reaction: 85%
Match quality: 90%

Highone is in the ring, having a ceremony celebrating his recent success. Dante comes out of the crowd and attacks. He throws Highone off the platform he was on. Jason Dante has Highone down on the canvas. Jason Dante hits the Hellfire Driver ! Highone goes limp! Jason Dante leaves having won this battle.

Overall rating: 84%

Overall show rating: 78%

We got a 7.29 rating for 'Friction'!
The attendance level was 8050 people.
We made $322000 from ticket sales.

Bleeder has asked for a match against Lance
Lance wants to do some work with Darkness
Kevin Sheene has expressed some concerns about being pushed to fast

Dick Flehr has announced he will retire at the end of the month

William Shamrock wants to be promoted to the full roster

March 28 Friction

This past Sunday a new champion was crowned as Highone defeated Jason Dante for the Unified World titles

Matt Strikmore won the Civil War battle royal and with that he's the #1 contender for the world title and can use that whenever he sees fit.

Tonight Highone has a celebration for his title win, Shaun Bisley returns to the ring to take on Darkness and Infinity (DeSean and Hardy) face off against RDV and Matt Strikmore.

Ghetto Grass come out and enter the ring. Ghetto Fire announces that they have a new member. Out from the back comes Norman Smiley, who enters the ring to join his new group.

Overall rating: 70%

Road Agent notes: Stoner gained overness from this segment

Agent Orange vs Kevin Sheene.

Match Background: None.

The Match: Sheene just WAFFLES Orange with a STIFF chop that hurt ME to watch! Orange reverses a waistlock. Spinning back kick from Agent Orange. The referee bumps after catching a wild right hand and is down. Sheene walks into a face crusher variation. Has anyone's face ever really been crushed by one though? Pinfall attempt, but the ref is out and can't count to three! Agent Orange gets taken down out of nowhere! Implant DDT by Kevin Sheene! I will always and forever mark out for that move. Orange takes a NICE hurrancarana from Kevin Sheene. Covers for a quick two count. Tiger suplex on Orange. No Misawa references from me, I swear. Oh, dammit. Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Orange counters a backdrop attempt with a kick to the face and hit a clothesline! Super kick by Agent Orange. Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Sheene pushes out of a Agent Orange hold. Kevin Sheene moves in for the kill. Here it comes - . 1....2...3, it's finished.

My Opinion: Ohh, looky. A **3/4 match!

Overall rating: 72%
Crowd reaction: 60%
Match quality: 85%

Stephen Hawthorne and Freya Green vs Italian Stallions.

Match Background: Italian Stallions are one of the most experienced teams in the promotion. This match is for the Unified World Tag titles. Italian Stallions have been Unified World Tag champions since 14 March 2007.

The Match: Jaguar takes a knee lift from Freya. *sigh* Running knee lifts always remind me of the late Curt Hennig. Badly executed second rope splash by Freya. Hooks the leg for a two count. Tag to Stephen Hawthorne. Hawthorne \ Freya whip Jag into the ropes and hit a double clothesline. Hawthorne drives a thrust kick into the chest of Jag. Covers for a quick two count. Back suplex on Jag. Jaguar fights out of a grapple. Northern Lights Bomb very nearly crushes the spine of Hawthorne! Tag to Stallion. Stallion snap suplexes Hawthorne HARD to the canvas! And again! A pair of clotheslines follow and...yep, Stallion is a HOUSE...EN...FUEGO~! Doctor Bomb connects and Hawthorne landed hard. Hawthorne blocks a kick from Stallion. Hawthorne tags out to Freya Green. Freya tries to channel the power of Kawada, but ends up channeling the power of Trish Stratus instead by hitting a high kick on Stallion. Freya Green with an enziguri! HBK isn't moving...uh oh. Oh, sorry, I had a flashback to the last time I got fooled. Pin, but Stallion is out just before the three count. Stallion takes a kick to the chest, and staggers back. A blind charge only gets an even HARDER kick. Stallion once again takes the advantage after blocking a few punches and connecting with some forearms. Stallion hits a stalling suplex on Freya. Stallion floors Freya near the ropes and makes the pin. Stallion is using the ropes for leverage! The referee hasn't seen it: 1....2....3!! MVC come running down the aisle with chairs! They slide in behind Italian Stallions...and drop them with stereo chair shots! MVC leave the ring, the damage done.

My Opinion: **1/4 rating for this one. Scott Keith may say that it's 'Perfectly Acceptable Wrestling', but not for me, buddy. Got to work harder to impress me.

Overall rating: 73%
Crowd reaction: 68%
Match quality: 78%

Jason Dante is backstage. He got on THE STICK~! and talked trash about Highone, continuing their feud. To the death, I say!

Overall rating: 80%

Kojack vs MKick.

Match Background: None.

The Match: Kojack just WALKS into a stiff lariat clothesline from MKick. Kojack just WALKS into a stiff lariat clothesline from MKick. Big dropkick by MKick, who got a ton of air on the move. Vertical suplex by MKick. Kojack counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. BAAACK Body drop by MKick gets a bit of a pop from the crowd. Kojack hits a bulldog off the ropes. Covers for a quick two count. MKick kicks Kojack in the gut to reverse the momentum. Kojack walks into a jaw breaker. There's a two count on the pin. Wicked suplex out of the corner from MKick, is executed so well, it hurt MY back. Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Kojack elbows MKick in the face to break a hammerlock. Kojack hits some punches. How generic. Kojack gets taken down out of nowhere! MKick snap suplexes Kojack HARD to the canvas! And again! A pair of clotheslines follow and...yep, MKick is a HOUSE...EN...FUEGO~! MKick has Kojack down on the canvas. Here it comes...Nirvana Cloverleaf! Kojack taps!

My Opinion: Ohh, looky. A **3/4 match!

Overall rating: 75%
Crowd reaction: 69%
Match quality: 81%

DeSean Blackwell and David Hardy vs Rob Dat Van and Matt Strikmore.

Match Background: Hardy and RDV have been feuding recently. RDV has yet to get an in-ring victory in this feud. This is a continuation of the DeSean vs Strikmore feud. Neither has managed to get an in-ring victory in this feud. Matt Strikmore is the reigning TCW Transcontinental champion.

The Match: Vertical suplex by Matt Strikmore. Reverse DDT on Hardy. Covers for a quick two count. Tag between Matt Strikmore and Rob Dat Van. RDV \ Strikmore whip Hardy into the ropes and hit a double backdrop. Second rope flying axe handle, Hardy goes down. One day, RDV might even consider coming off the top with that. You know...for more impact and stuff. Hooks the leg for a two count. Standing leg lariat by Rob Dat Van on Hardy. David Hardy reverses a hip toss. Vicious kick to the teeth from David Hardy. Tag between David Hardy and DeSean Blackwell. DeSean Blackwell hits a rolling kick on RDV. Konnan has ruined any chance for me ever enjoying this maneuver again with his shitty execution of it. Flying cross body off the top rope! RDV blocks the suplex attempt and is able to hit the suplex instead! RDV tags out to Matt Strikmore. DeSean takes a quick lariat. Northern Lights Bomb very nearly crushes the spine of DeSean! Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! Matt Strikmore snap suplexes DeSean. DeSean Blackwell fights out of a grapple. Tiger bomb by DeSean Blackwell, which is nowhere near as cool as a botched Pedigree but gets the job done. DeSean Blackwell gets a roll-up...and grabs a handful of tights as well! The referee doesn't see it: 1....2...3!! DeSean \ Hardy go into the crowd, where they celebrate their win.

My Opinion: I'll give this a ***1\4 rating. If I left it up to you, you'd probably think it was the greatest match ever! Keep trying...

Overall rating: 81%
Crowd reaction: 78%
Match quality: 85%

Mutaaz Tareef is backstage. He got on THE STICK~! and talked trash about Bleeder, continuing their feud. To the death, I say!

Match quality: 88%

Accidental Genocide vs MacAvoy.

Match Background: None.

The Match: Hard impact Russian Leg Sweep by MacAvoy. According to some other reviewers around here, 'legsweep' is one word. Joyride walks into a jaw breaker. Hooks the leg for a two count. Joyride blocks a punch. MacAvoy takes a headbutt from Accidental Genocide. Fallaway slam by Accidental Genocide puts down MacAvoy. Covers for a quick two count. Accidental Genocide scores with a standing spinebuster. Pin, but MacAvoy is out just before the three count. Bodyslam by Joyride. Joyride walks into a drop toe hold. Massive back suplex! Accidental Genocide got snapped in half, but not literally because that would just end the match now wouldn't it. Covers for a quick two count. MacAvoy brings out a jumping powerbomb to nearly murder Joyride in the ring! Pin, but Joyride is out just before the three count. MacAvoy snap suplexes Joyride HARD to the canvas! And again! A pair of clotheslines follow and...yep, MacAvoy is a HOUSE...EN...FUEGO~! MacAvoy connects with a HARD right hand, sending the opponent down to the mat again. Accidental Genocide reverses a hip toss. Flying shoulder tackle by Joyride sends MacAvoy CRASHING to the mat. DEATH VALLEY DRIVAH~! by Accidental Genocide just KILLS MacAvoy! Accidental Genocide moves in for the kill. The lullabye! 1....2....3.

My Opinion: It was close to a ** match, but I just can't stand too many blown spots. *3/4

Overall rating: 70%
Crowd reaction: 66%
Match quality: 74%

Road agent notes: Accidental Genocide debuted his new gimmick.

Highone is walking backstage with the world titles across his shoulder, he tells an attendant to get ready for his celebration when Valerie Stern walks up to him and tells him he'll be facing Darkness for the Unified World Titles at Havoc.

Overall rating: 79%

Road Agent notes: Darkness lost overness from this segment :WTF?:

Darkness vs Shaun Bisley.

Match Background: None.

The Match: Bisley takes a headbutt from Darkness. Darkness hits some punches. How generic. Fallaway slam by Darkness puts down Shaun Bisley. BIG clothesline on Bisley. Bisley counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Running knee lift from Shaun Bisley. Big piledriver on Darkness. Hooks the leg for a two count. Bisley goes for a splash but Darkness puts the knees up. Spear by Darkness. There's a two count on the pin. High Angle DDT by Darkness just SPIKES Shaun Bisley down! Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Bisley blocks a kick from Darkness. STIFF~! chop lights up Darkness who covers up to try and stop the agonizing PAIN! Bisley drops an elbow...but Darkness moves out of the way. Fallaway slam by Darkness puts down Shaun Bisley. Darkness signals for the Darkness DDT! Titanium Insomniac comes out of the crowd and into the ring! Darkness turns around. Titanium Insomniac spins Darkness around. Titanium Insomniac hits the Teardrop! The referee calls for the DQ because of the interference of TI! Titanium Insomniac remains in the ring. Shaun Bisley pushes the referee away. Shaun Bisley spins TI around. Shaun Bisley hits the The Last Orders!

My Opinion: Almost got a **** match, but was lacking in certain areas, so i'm knocking off a quarter of a star. Yes, there is such a thing as a quarter star. ***3/4.

Overall rating: 87%
Crowd reaction: 85%
Match quality: 90%

Highone is in the ring, having a ceremony celebrating his recent success. Dante comes out of the crowd and attacks. He throws Highone off the platform he was on. Jason Dante has Highone down on the canvas. Jason Dante hits the Hellfire Driver ! Highone goes limp! Jason Dante leaves having won this battle.

Overall rating: 84%

Overall show rating: 78%

We got a 7.29 rating for 'Friction'!
The attendance level was 8050 people.
We made $322000 from ticket sales.

Bleeder has asked for a match against Lance
Lance wants to do some work with Darkness
Kevin Sheene has expressed some concerns about being pushed to fast

Since the month of March is over here's the news

Dick Flehr has announced he will retire at the end of the month

William Shamrock wants to be promoted to the full roster and so it'll happen

We made $2400000 off merchandise this month.

Total Income: 19438520
Total Costs: 15721000
Total revenue: 3717520

Top 10 merchandise sellers

Darkness-25%
Bleeder-20%
Hammer-18%
Dante-3%
TI-3%
PD-3%
Highone-3%
Shadow-3%
Bruce-3%
DeSean-3%

The following birthdays happened this month

Dice Domino (26), Pyro (20), Darkness (42), Eddie Isley (26), Dick Flehr (66), Green Super Stealth Ninja (27), Anthony Lupelli (37), Titan Todd Lewis (23), MKick (27), Wrassler (27), Rob Dat Van (35), Tiffany Bruth (24), Alex Dragonslayer (26)

Pure black T-Shirts are always good sellers.

Looks like Thommy stole the "fat screaming goth chicks" demographic away from the RoxoRz.

This is the April 1 edition of Havoc tonight we have Highone in his first defense defending the TCW world heavyweight title against Darkness. Also Shaun Bisley will be facing TI and much more here tonight live on Havoc!

It's bugging me, grating me
And twisting me around
Yeah I'm endlessly caving in
And turning inside out

Cause I want it now (I want it now)
Give me your heart and your soul
And I'm breaking out (I'm breaking out)
Last chance to lose control

Yeah it's holding me, morphing me
And forcing me to strive
To be endlessly cold within
And dreaming I'm alive

Cause I want it now (I want it now)
Give me your heart and your soul
And i'm breaking down (I'm breaking out)
Last chance to lose control

And I want you now (I want you now)
I'll feel my heart implode
And I'm breaking out
Escaping now
Feeling my faith erode

Ghetto Fire and Norman Smiley vs Professor Evil and Angry Youth.

Match Background: None.

The Match: Ghetto hits a right hand. Professor Evil charges into the corner, but EATS BOOT and staggers backward. There's a two count on the pin. Tag between Ghetto Fire and Norman Smiley. Ghetto \ Smiley hook up Evil, then hit a double suplex. There's a two count on the pin. Smiley drives a thrust kick into the chest of Evil. Evil counters a backdrop attempt with a kick to the face and hit a clothesline! Spinebuster by Professor Evil. Hooks the leg for a two count. Tag to Angry Youth. Youth crushes Smiley with a running senton. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Hard back suplex on Smiley. Come to think of it, that move had WAY too much power in No Mercy for N64. Youth charges into the corner but EATS BOOT. Angry Youth takes a butterfly suplex from Smiley. Smiley tags out to Ghetto Fire. Youth takes a headbutt from Ghetto Fire. Tag between Angry Youth and Professor Evil. Bodyslam by Ghetto. Professor Evil can barely stand. Here it comes - Carry On. Wrassler \ Goth Guy slide into the ring out of nowhere! They attack Ghetto! The referee calls for the DQ as Wrassler \ Goth Guy brawl with Ghetto \ Smiley. Wrassler \ Goth Guy are still in the ring doing a beat-down. Out from the crowd comes La Parka! He has a chair! La Parka nails Evil, Wrassler, Goth Guy and Youth with chairshots. He then jumps on the chair and dances saving Smiley and Ghetto.

My Opinion: I'll give it a *1\2 rating. Consider getting more stars to be the adventure of a lifetime. Get started.

Overall rating: 66%
Crowd reaction: 60%
Match quality: 73%

DeSean Blackwell is backstage. He continued their rivalry by getting on THE STICK~! and ripping into Matt Strikmore. I'm happy that they're giving the feud enough time to develop.

Overall rating: 85%

Notes: DeSean Blackwell gained overness from this segment.

Scott Jones vs The Great Scott.

Match Background: None.

The Match: Flying elbow from The Great Scott connects. Spinning bulldog in the corner and Jones is down! There's a two count on the pin. Jones kicks The Great Scott in the gut to reverse the momentum. Jones suplexes Scott to the canvas and picks the opponent back up again. Double leg takedown from Scott Jones sets up a ground and pound in the middle of the ring. What the hell is this, UFC? Covers for a quick two count. Scott Jones uses something that LOOKS like a reverse suplex. The judges say yes, but barely. Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Scott takes a vertical suplex from Scott Jones. Scott counters a sleeper with a jaw breaker and is able to get free! Scott crushes Jones with a huge legdrop. There's a two count on the pin. Vicious kick to the teeth from The Great Scott. Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. THERE IT IS! A legdrop to the BACK OF THE HEAD! I swear, that makes any match just a little bit better. I don't mind telling you that every time I see it, that's for sure. STIFF high kick on Jones by The Great Scott. Scott Jones elbows The Great Scott in the face to break a hammerlock. Scott Jones strikes The Great Scott with a hard blow. Forward suplex from Jones. The Great Scott can barely stand. Here it comes - Sniper. 1....2...3, it's finished.

My Opinion: *1\2 rating. Hey, you wanted to make it harder on yourself, right?

overall rating: 65%
crowd reaction: 56%
match quality: 74%

JE vs Shi.

Match Background: This match is for the TCW Aftershock title.

The Match: JE strikes Shi. JE hits a short arm drag on Shi. JE arm drags Shi over and locks on an armbar. JE arm drags Shi over and locks on an armbar. JE goes for a splash but Shi puts the knees up. A Gut buster connects on JE and hits hard. Reverse DDT on JE. Hooks the leg for a two count. JE flips out of a Shi bodyslam attempt. Badly executed second rope splash by JE. Hooks the leg for a two count. JE blasts Shi with a superkick. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Shi blocks the suplex attempt and is able to hit the suplex instead! JE takes a headbutt from Shi. JE counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Shi walks into a spinning heel kick which almost causes a decapitation! Kermit comes running down the aisle with a chair! JE whips Shi into the ropes. Kermit jumps onto the apron with the chair! Collision between Kermit, Shi, and the chair! Shi staggers back into a roll up! 1...2...3! It's over!

My Opinion: I'll give it a *1\2 rating. Consider getting more stars to be the adventure of a lifetime. Get started.

Overall rating: 65%
Crowd reaction: 58%
Match quality: 72%

The TCW Aftershock title has gained in image.

Highone is backstage. He disses Jason Dante and says since he beat him cleanly he won't be getting another title shot, he also guaranteed a win over Darkness.

Overall rating: 77%

Stephen Hawthorne and Acolyte vs Italian Stallions.

Match Background: Italian Stallions are one of the most experienced teams in the promotion. This match is for the Unified World Tag titles. Italian Stallions have been Unified World Tag champions since 14 March 2007.

The Match: Acolyte slams Jaguar down and motions to the crowd. Full nelson slam on Jag. There's a two count on the pin. Tag to Stephen Hawthorne. Hawthorne \ Acolyte hook up Jag, then hit a double suplex. Jag tastes a high angle back suplex. If Spike Lee can sue TNN over the Spike TV nonsense, then Kurt Angle should be able to sue SOMEONE for that. Covers for a quick two count. Hawthorne drives a HARD forearm into the chest of Jag. Jag reverses a waistlock. Massive lariat! Stan Hansen would approve. Jag tags out to Stallion. Big dropkick by Stallion, who got a ton of air on the move. Stallion hits a stalling suplex on Hawthorne. Stephen Hawthorne powers out of a Stallion headlock. Tag between Stephen Hawthorne and Acolyte. Acolyte hits a piledriver on Stallion. That used to end matches, you know. Powerbomb on Stallion. Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Acolyte scoops and slams Stallion. What's the difference between a scoop slam and a body slam anyway? Acolyte misses a big legdrop after stalling too long. Spinebuster by Stallion. Acolyte grabs Stallion from behind and shoves him into the ropes, then scores with a roll-up...but Stallion rolls through with the move! He is using the tights for leverage! 1....2...3! The referee didn't see it! MVC come running down the aisle and into the ring! Stallion turns...and gets floored by a clothesline. Jag walks into a vicious boot to the face. MVC set him up, and nail the Last Train to Hell! Stallion is grabbed...and he gets hit with the Last Train to Hell as well! MVC have done a number on them!

My Opinion: Oh, look out...almost ***, but not quite. **3/4.

Overall rating: 75%
Crowd reaction: 69%
Match quality: 81%

Coren vs Ultima.

Match Background: None.

The Match: Coren hits a dropkick on Ultima and gets right back up. Super kick by Coren. Covers for a quick two count. Ultima blocks the suplex attempt and is able to hit the suplex instead! Ultima just WAFFLES Coren with a STIFF chop that hurt ME to watch! Flying elbow from Ultima connects. Covers for a quick two count. DDT from the top rope by Ultima. That looked KILLER. Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Coren takes a flying neckbreaker from Ultima. Coren blocks a kick from Ultima. Coren crushes Ultima with a huge legdrop. There's a two count on the pin. Tiger suplex on Ultima. No Misawa references from me, I swear. Oh, dammit. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! Coren hits a rolling kick on Ultima. Konnan has ruined any chance for me ever enjoying this maneuver again with his shitty execution of it. Coren kicks the leg, knocks Ultima down, and goes to work on it. Coren misses a clothesline. Second rope flying axe handle, Coren goes down. One day, Ultima might even consider coming off the top with that. You know...for more impact and stuff. Tiger suplex on Coren. No Misawa references from me, I swear. Oh, dammit. Ultima moves in for the kill. Target Lock!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! Lance Canada comes running down the aisle with a chair, and gets into the ring! LC hits Ultima with a chair to the back! Ultima goes down to the canvas, hurt.

My Opinion: They definitely need to hook up again, I don't care what anyone says. ***1\2

Overall rating: 83%
Crowd reaction: 79%
Match quality: 88%

Coren lost overness from this match. Ultima gained overness from this match.

Backstage, a crowd is forming around Jason Dante, who has been knocked unconscious and left down and out. Paramedics come over to help, although nobody seems to know who was responsible for the attack.

Overall rating: 77%

Shaun Bisley vs Titanium Insomniac.

Match Background: Titanium Insomniac is the reigning TCW Bleeder champion.

The Match: TI hits a right hand. Shaun Bisley reverses a hip toss. STIFF~! chop lights up TI who covers up to try and stop the agonizing PAIN! Bisley whips TI into the turnbuckles...and the ref is crushed! Powerbomb on TI. Pinfall attempt, but the ref is out and can't count to three! TI kicks Shaun Bisley in the gut to reverse the momentum. BAAACK Body drop by Bisley gets a bit of a pop from the crowd. Bisley walks into a side slam. Think about how much talent it takes to side slam someone. Nash can do it. Hooks the leg for a two count. Powerbomb on Bisley. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! Bisley counters a sleeper with a jaw breaker and is able to get free! Nice piledriver on TI. Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Titanium Insomniac pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. Shaun Bisley hooks up a suplex, but TI flips out and lands on his feet, and quickly grabs the tights to score with a school boy pin! 1...2..3! The referee somehow missed the blatant cheating!

My Opinion: Consider yourself lucky, a ****1\4 is hard to get and it was earned every step of the way. Let's see if you can do better now.

Overall rating: 90%
Crowd reaction: 87%
Match quality: 93%

Eddie Isley is standing in the set for his personal interview segment. He announces that tonight's guest is Bleeder, who comes out from the back. They do a straight interview, but it is ended abruptly when Mutaaz Tareef comes out of nowhere and attacks Bleeder. The brawl is swift and violent, and ends with Bleeder down and out on the floor of the set. Mutaaz Tareef walks off, having made his point.

Overall rating: 89%

Eddie Isley gained overness from this segment.

Darkness vs Highone.

Match Background: Highone has been feuding with Jason Dante recently, who is a stable mate of Darkness in New HellFire Club. Darkness has been feuding with Titanium Insomniac recently, who is a stable mate of Highone in Infinity. This match is for the Unified World Heavyweight title. Highone has been Unified World Heavyweight champion since 25 March 2007.

The Match: STIFF~! chop lights up Darkness who covers up to try and stop the agonizing PAIN! Darkness avoids a Highone avalanche by getting out of the damn way! Darkness connects with rights and lefts and Highone is down! Highone charges, Darkness moves, and the referee is knocked silly! Darkness scores with a big spinebuster. Cover, but there's no one to count for Darkness! Highone blocks a kick from Darkness. BIG clothesline on Darkness. Full nelson slam on Darkness. Covers for a quick two count. Delayed BRAINBUSTAH~! by Highone who held onto that one for ages. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Darkness once again takes the advantage after blocking a few punches and connecting with some forearms. Spear by Darkness. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Highone fights out of a grapple. Shaun Bisley comes running down the aisle with a bat! Highone lowblows Darkness and sends him near the ropes, Bisley hits him with the bat! Darkness stumbles backward, Tiger KO! 1...2....3! Bisley and Highone shake hands over the success of their plan.

My Opinion: I'd love to see a rematch and see if they can top this. ****

Overall rating: 95%
Crowd reaction: 98%
Match quality: 89%

Shaun Bisley's turn was completed, and he is now a heel. Shaun Bisley gained overness from this turn. The Unified World Heavyweight title has gained in image.

Overall show rating: 80%

We got a 3.00 rating for 'Havoc'!
The attendance level was 8043 people.
We made $321720 from ticket sales.

TNA has signed La Parka to a written contract (dammit!)
WWE has signed Samoa Joe to a written contract (double dammit!)

GET BACK LA PARKA!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!

The April 4th edition TCW Friction

Tonight at Friction we have three way tag team match between the LBA, the MVC and Blitzkrieg
Matt Strikmore vs Stown for TC title
And Darkness taking on the newest member of Infinity Shaun Bisley

Here comes Johnny Yen again
With the liquor and drugs
And a flesh machine
He's gonna do another strip tease

Hey man, where'd you get that lotion?
I've been hurting since I bought the gimmick
About something called love
Yeah, something called love
Well, that's like hypnotising chickens

Well, I'm just a modern guy
Of course, I've had it in the ear before
'Cause of a lust for life
'Cause of a lust for life

I'm worth a million in prizes
With my torture film
Drive a G.T.O.
Wear a uniform
All on government loan

I'm worth a million in prizes
Yeah, I'm through with sleeping on the sidewalk
No more beating my brains
No more beating my brains
With the liquor and drugs
With the liquor and drugs

Well, I'm just a modern guy
Of course, I've had it in my ear before
'Cause, of a lust for life (lust for life)
'Cause of a lust for life (lust for life, oooo)
I've got a lust for life (oooh)
Got a lust for life (oooh)
Oh, a lust for life (oooh)
Oh, a lust for life (oooh)
A lust for life (oooh)
I got a lust for life (oooh)
Got a lust for life

Well, I'm just a modern guy
Of course, I've had it in my ear before
'Cause I've a lust for life
'Cause I've a lust for life.

Well, here comes Johnny Yen again
With the liquor and drugs
And a flesh machine
I know he's gonna do another strip tease

Hey man, where'd ya get that lotion?
Your skin starts itching once you buy the gimmick
About something called love
Oh Love, love, love
Well, that's like hypnotising chickens.

Well, I'm just a modern guy
Of course, I've had it in the ear before
And I've a lust for life (lust for life)
'Cause I've a lust for life (lust for life)
Got a lust for life
Yeah, a lust for life
I got a lust for life
Oh, a lust for life
Got a lust for life
Yeah a lust for life
I got a lust for life
Lust for life

Highone is in the ring, when Jason Dante comes out onto the stage. They trade insults back and forth, building toward a match between the two.

Overall rating 79%

LBA vs MVC vs Blitzkrieg.

Match Background: This will be a triangle bout. MVC are one of the most experienced teams in the promotion. JE is the reigning TCW Aftershock champion.

The Match: Hawk scoops and slams Kermit. What's the difference between a scoop slam and a body slam anyway? James Hawk with a spinning neckbreaker on Kermit. Tag to Kojack. Running knee lift from Kojack. There's a two count on the pin. Kermit reverses a waistlock. Tag to JE. LBA hook up Kojack, then hit a double suplex. Tag between Kojack and Jack Frost. Big forearm by Jack Frost makes me want to go to the mirror and check MY teeth. Gutwrench into a powerbomb, aka the Doctor Bomb and JE hits hard. JE tags out to Frank Hayes Jr. Frost hits a spinning back kick. All those spinning kicks look alike, don't they. Jack Frost misses a big legdrop after stalling too long. Jack Frost is in trouble. Running Tombstone Piledriver! 1....2....3.

My Opinion: These guys worked SO HARD...for a ** rating. Something went wrong somewhere, didn't it?

Overall rating 70%
Crowd reaction: 64%
Match quality: 77%

Matt Strikmore vs Stown.

Match Background: This match is for the TCW Transcontinental title.

The Match: THERE IT IS! A legdrop to the BACK OF THE HEAD! I swear, that makes any match just a little bit better. I don't mind telling you that every time I see it, that's for sure. Spinning bulldog in the corner and Strikmore is down! There's a two count on the pin. Matt Strikmore fights out of a grapple. Strikmore drives a HARD forearm into the chest of Stown. Hard impact Russian Leg Sweep by Strikmore. According to some other reviewers around here, 'legsweep' is one word. Covers for a quick two count. Front legsweep slam aka The Stroke by Matt Strikmore. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! Stown gets caught with a short powerbomb from Strikmore. Strikmore drops an elbow...but Stown moves out of the way. Stown crushes Strikmore with a huge legdrop. Hooks the leg for a two count. Diamond Dust from Stown and Strikmore is out! Pin, but Strikmore is out just before the three count. Implant DDT by Stown! I will always and forever mark out for that move. Spinning back kick from Stown. Strikmore counters a backdrop attempt with a kick to the face and hit a clothesline! Stown takes a butterfly suplex from Strikmore. Stown gets hit with SPLASH MOUNTAIN~! out of the corner! Stown is in trouble. Morey's Pier Plunge! 1....2....3. DeSean Blackwell comes running down the aisle with a chair, and gets into the ring! DeSean misses Strikmore with a chair shot! Matt Strikmore grabs the chair, and knocks DeSean Blackwell to the canvas with it! DeSean gets a taste of his own medicine!

My Opinion: Oh, look out...almost ***, but not quite. **3/4.

Overall rating: 70%
Crowd reaction: 73%
Match quality: 82%

Ultima is in the ring. Out from the back runs Lance Canada, who slides into the ring and attacks. Ultima is in trouble. Canadian Cutter!!! That shook the ring. Lance Canada leaves, the damage done.

Overall rating: 73%

Drakus vs The Great Scott.

Match Background: None.

The Match: Nice piledriver on Scott. Massive lariat! Stan Hansen would approve. Powerbomb on Scott. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! Fallaway slam by Drakus puts down The Great Scott. There's a two count on the pin. Drakus walks into a drop toe hold. THERE IT IS! A legdrop to the BACK OF THE HEAD! I swear, that makes any match just a little bit better. I don't mind telling you that every time I see it, that's for sure. Flying cross body off the top rope! The Great Scott misses a clothesline. Full nelson slam on Scott. Drakus moves in for the kill. Pyscho Driver!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!!

My Opinion: Usually, this is designated for good matches that were usually way too short for some reason. What's your excuse? *3/4

Overall rating: 68%
Crowd reaction: 64%
Match quality: 73%

BadBoy vs Jason Dante.

Match Background: None.

The Match: BadBoy takes a back suplex. Jason Dante connects with a HARD right hand, sending the opponent down to the mat again. Stun Gun from Jason Dante! I still can't believe that was Austin's finisher at one point. Jason Dante snap suplexes BadBoy HARD to the canvas! And again! A pair of clotheslines follow and...yep, Dante is a HOUSE...EN...FUEGO~! BadBoy backdrops Jason Dante out of a piledriver attempt. That took a lot out of BadBoy. Spin kick by BadBoy to the face sends the opponent FLYING across the ring. SUPER frankensteiner on Dante, who hit hard and is loopy as a result. Hooks the leg for a two count. Dante counters a backdrop attempt with a kick to the face and hit a clothesline! Massive back suplex! BadBoy got snapped in half, but not literally because that would just end the match now wouldn't it. There's a two count on the pin. Jason Dante brings out a jumping powerbomb to nearly murder BadBoy in the ring! Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! BadBoy reverses a hip toss. BadBoy just WAFFLES Dante with a STIFF chop that hurt ME to watch! Dante blocks the suplex attempt and is able to hit the suplex instead! BadBoy gets caught with a short powerbomb from Dante. BadBoy can barely stand. Hellfire Driver!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!!

My Opinion: A badly blown spot prevents me from giving out more snowflakes. ***3/4

Overall rating: 85%
Crowd reaction: 80%
Match quality: 90%

Plausible D is walking backstage when he is spotted by Shadow, who attacks. They brawl around the arena for a while, until Shadow gets a clear upper hand and sends PD into retreat.

Overall rating: 80%

Ghetto Fire vs Mutaaz Tareef.

Match Background: None.

The Match: Spear by Mutaaz Tareef. Ghetto reverses an irish whip...and Mutaaz Tareef runs into the referee! Ghetto Fire floors Hammer, then signals for the Carry On. Meanwhile, Mutaaz Tareef has something in his hands. Ghetto comes over...and gets nailed with a set of brass knuckles! The referee wakes up to see the pinfall: 1....2....3! It's over.

My Opinion: A badly blown spot prevents me from giving out more snowflakes. ***3/4

Overall rating: 84%
Crowd reaction: 79%
Match quality: 90%

(I like how a match that short gets a 90% rating, also Hammer refused to job to Ghetto which messed up the original finish)

Bleeder is backstage. He was building up the feud with Mutaaz Tareef. Well, that's just...neat!

Overall rating: 94%

Notes: Bleeder gained overness from this segment

Rob Dat Van is in the ring. David Hardy comes out, and attacks. David Hardy gets the upper hand. Rob Dat Van is in trouble. The Low Bridge!!! That shook the ring. David Hardy stole the finisher of Rob Dat Van and used it on him!

Overall rating: 81%

Shaun Bisley vs Darkness.

Match Background: Darkness has been feuding with Titanium Insomniac recently, who is a stable mate of Bisley in Infinity.

The Match: Trying to channel the spirit of Misawa, Darkness ends up chanelling Lex Luger instead and nails a running forearm to the face, minus the steel plate, of course. Darkness charges into the corner but EATS BOOT. Darkness is a glutton for punishment and just continues to take it during this match. Darkness charges, Bisley moves, and the referee is knocked silly! High Angle DDT by Shaun Bisley just SPIKES Darkness down! Cover, but there's no one to count for Shaun Bisley! Darkness elbows Shaun Bisley in the face to break a hammerlock. Darkness slams Shaun Bisley down and motions to the crowd. Darkness hits a bulldog off the ropes. Covers for a quick two count. Death valley driver by Darkness! No one executes that move properly anymore. Pin, but Bisley is out just before the three count. Darkness misses a clothesline. Nice piledriver on Darkness. Pin, but Darkness is out just before the three count. Bisley walks into a drop toe hold. Darkness moves in for the kill. Darkness DDT! Titanium Insomniac quickly comes running down the aisle and into the ring! Darkness turns around. Titanium Insomniac spins Darkness around. Titanium Insomniac hits the Teardrop! The referee calls for the DQ because of the interference of TI! Titanium Insomniac has a chair. Darkness stands up...and gets floored by a shot to the head. Another two shots smack down across his back, leaving him unmoving on the canvas. TI sets the chair up, then picks up Darkness. He gets whipped into the ropes...and then drop toe holded, sending him face first into the chair! Titanium Insomniac has left Darkness down and bloodied in the ring after a brutal assault!

My Opinion: Almost got a **** match, but was lacking in certain areas, so i'm knocking off a quarter of a star. Yes, there is such a thing as a quarter star. ***3/4.

Overall rating: 88%
Crowd reaction: 87%
Match quality: 89%

Overall show rating: 80%

We got a 7.23 rating for 'Friction'!
The attendance level was 8017 people.
We made $320680 from ticket sales.

Dean Malenko: BadBoy and Jason Dante work pretty well together due to their similar styles.

It's bugging me, grating me
And twisting me around
Yeah I'm endlessly caving in
And turning inside out

Cause I want it now (I want it now)
Give me your heart and your soul
And I'm breaking out (I'm breaking out)
Last chance to lose control

Yeah it's holding me, morphing me
And forcing me to strive
To be endlessly cold within
And dreaming I'm alive

Cause I want it now (I want it now)
Give me your heart and your soul
And i'm breaking down (I'm breaking out)
Last chance to lose control

And I want you now (I want you now)
I'll feel my heart implode
And I'm breaking out
Escaping now
Feeling my faith erode


Jason Dante is in the ring and he explains that since their world title match Highone has been ducking him, he wants Highone in the ring tonight! Infinity comes out and Highone says that Dante doesn't deserve a rematch but he'll give him one anyway if he beats Shadow tonight!

Overall rating: 81%

Coren vs Pyro.

Match Background: None.

The Match: Coren connects with a back heel kick on Pyro and gets back up quickly. Coren charges into the corner but EATS BOOT. Pyro kicks the leg, knocks Coren down, and goes to work on it. Pyro misses a clothesline...and takes out the referee accidentally! Coren walks into a face crusher variation. Has anyone's face ever really been crushed by one though? Cover, but there's no one to count for Pyro! Coren powers out of a Pyro headlock. Spin kick by Coren to the face sends the opponent FLYING across the ring. Spinning bulldog in the corner and Pyro is down! Covers for a quick two count. Tiger suplex on Pyro. No Misawa references from me, I swear. Oh, Bloody Hell! Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! Pyro counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Super kick by Pyro. Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Coren powers out of a Pyro headlock. Coren floors Pyro...and climbs the turnbuckles. Death From Above!!! 1....2....3!! It's all over.

My Opinion: Solid bout, but they could do a lot better. ***

Overall rating: 80%
Crowd reaction: 78%
Match quality: 82%

LBA vs Freya Green and Stephen Hawthorne.

Match Background: JE is the reigning TCW Aftershock champion.

The Match: JE takes a kick to the chest, and staggers back. A blind charge only gets an even HARDER kick. Freya Green arm drags JE over and locks on an armbar. There's a two count on the pin. Tag to Stephen Hawthorne. Freya \ Hawthorne whip JE into the ropes and hit a double back elbow. Hooks the leg for a two count. JE tastes a high angle back suplex. If Spike Lee can sue TNN over the Spike TV nonsense, then Kurt Angle should be able to sue SOMEONE for that. JE fights out of a grapple. JE hits a sloppy double axe handle off the top. There's a two count on the pin. Tag between JE and Kermit. Kermit hits a piledriver on Stephen Hawthorne. That used to end matches, you know. Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Hawthorne gets caught with a short powerbomb from Kermit. Hawthorne reverses a waistlock. Kermit gets caught with a short powerbomb from Hawthorne. Tag to Freya Green. Forearm to the face from Freya on Kermit. Kermit tags out to JE. Freya Green arm drags JE over and locks on an armbar. JE gets knocked to the ground by Freya, who is already climbing the turnbuckle. Off the top - Full Moon DDT, forget about it. 1....2...3!

My Opinion: I'll give it a *3/4 rating. If you think of it like currency, it's a 1.75. You can't even take the subway with that anymore here. Work harder man.

Overall rating: 69%
Crowd reaction: 65%
Match quality: 74%

Titanium Insomniac is backstage. I've got a feeling this one is going to be good. He built up the feud with Darkness explaining that he put him out out commission. TI wants to prove that he is more of a fighter than Darkness has ever been and he'll put his Bleeder title on the line tonight against Accidental Genocide.

Overall rating: 100% (Holy shit!)

Road Agent notes: Titanium Insomniac gained overness from this segment.

Kevin Sheene vs Shi.

Match Background: None.

The Match: Shi snap suplexes Sheene. Shi hits a right hand. Sheene tastes a high angle back suplex. If Spike Lee can sue TNN over the Spike TV nonsense, then Kurt Angle should be able to sue SOMEONE for that. Hard impact Russian Leg Sweep by Shi. According to some other reviewers around here, 'legsweep' is one word. Shi charges into the corner but EATS BOOT. Sheene uses a basement dropkick to the knee and it looks like it might be TIME TO GO TO SCHOOL~! SUPER frankensteiner on Shi, who hit hard and is loopy as a result. Covers for a quick two count. Kevin Sheene gets taken down out of nowhere! Sheene takes a quick lariat. Hooks the leg for a two count. Belly to belly off the top rope! Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Shi drops an elbow...but Kevin Sheene moves out of the way. Standing leg lariat by Kevin Sheene on Shi. Shi elbows Kevin Sheene in the face to break a hammerlock. Big dropkick by Shi, who got a ton of air on the move. Shi floors Kevin Sheene. Kevin Sheene gets locked in the Shi Lock! Submission victory!

My Opinion: Do you know what * means? It's the equivalent of buying your favorite soft drink, looking under the cap and seeing 'Sorry, Try again.' At least you got the soft drink.

Overall rating: 63%
Crowd reaction: 59%
Match quality: 68%

Matt Strikmore is in the ring, carrying the TCW Transcontinental belt. DeSean Blackwell comes down and gets in the ring. After a few words, DeSean grabs the belt and waffles the champion with it, knocking him out. DeSean Blackwell poses above him, the belt in his hands.

Overall rating: 80%

Italian Stallions vs Ghetto Fire and Stoner.

Match Background: Italian Stallions are one of the most experienced teams in the promotion. This match is for the Unified World Tag titles. Italian Stallions have been Unified World Tag champions since 14 March 2007.

The Match: Back suplex on Stoner. Stun Gun from Stallion! I still can't believe that was Austin's finisher at one point. There's a two count on the pin. Tag to Jaguar. Italian Stallions whip Stoner into the ropes and hit a double backdrop. Covers for a quick two count. Big dropkick by Jaguar, who got a ton of air on the move. Stoner counters a backdrop attempt with a kick to the face and hit a clothesline! Flying elbow off the top rope by Stoner, getting as close to zero air as possible. Hooks the leg for a two count. Stoner tags out to Ghetto Fire. Nice piledriver on Jag. Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Rude Awakening neckbreaker on Jaguar by Ghetto. Remember when that was a legit finish? Jag backdrops Ghetto Fire out of a piledriver attempt. That took a lot out of Jaguar. Bodyslam by Jag. Tag to Stallion. Ghetto takes a back suplex. Ghetto tags out to Stoner. A Gut buster connects on Stoner and hits hard. Stallion gets whipped into the corner. Stoner charges in, but into a pair of raised boots. Stallion uses a roll up, with feet on the second rope! The referee hasn't seen it: 1....2....3!! MVC come running down the aisle and into the ring! Stallion turns...and gets floored by a clothesline. Jag walks into a vicious boot to the face. MVC set him up, and nail the Last Train to Hell! Stallion is grabbed...and he gets hit with the Last Train to Hell as well! MVC have done a number on them!

My Opinion: Nothing offensive, but nothing too special either. **1\2 rating.

Overall rating: 74%
Crowd reaction: 68%
Match quality: 80%

Accidental Genocide vs Titanium Insomniac.

Match Background: This will be a hardcore bout. This match is for the TCW Bleeder title.

The Match: Titanium Insomniac smashes a Playstation console over the head of Joyride. Should have used an X-Box, they're much bigger. Big piledriver on Joyride. There's a two count on the pin. Joyride blocks a punch. Trying to channel the spirit of Misawa, Accidental Genocide ends up chanelling Lex Luger instead and nails a running forearm to the face, minus the steel plate, of course. BAAACK Body drop by TI gets a bit of a pop from the crowd. Hooks the leg for a two count. Frying pan shot by Joyride. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Flying shoulder tackle by Joyride sends TI CRASHING to the mat. Accidental Genocide misses a big legdrop after stalling too long. TI hits a piledriver on Accidental Genocide. That used to end matches, you know. Hooks the leg for a two count. Powerbomb on Joyride. Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Running knee lift from Titanium Insomniac. Joyride gets thrown over the table. Accidental Genocide pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. Flying shoulder tackle by Joyride sends TI CRASHING to the mat. Death valley driver by Accidental Genocide! No one executes that move properly anymore.TI lowblows Joyride, DDT by TI! TI signals for the Teardrop when Darkness runs down the aisle with a chair, distracted TI yells at Darkness, once TI turns around Joyride lands the Lullabye!
1....2....3!

My Opinion: Some blown spots really drag this match down a notch, so its ***1\2 for you.

Overall rating: 80%
Crowd reaction: 83%
Match quality: 86%

Road agent notes: Accidental Genocide gained overness from this match. The TCW Bleeder title has gained in image.

Mutaaz Tareef is in the ring, when Bleeder comes out onto the stage. They trade insults back and forth, building toward a match between the two.

Overall rating: 86%

Dick Flehr and Barn Manderson come out to ring. Barn says that Flehr has an important announcement to make. Flehr announces retirement, Kojack comes out to ring and insults Flehr, then says he got lucky when Flehr defeated him to capture the Aftershock title and that no one cares about an old man way past his prime. He suddenly attacks Barn and throws him out of the ring, he then attacks Flehr and hits the Kojackulation!

Overall rating: 62%

Shadow vs Jason Dante.

Match Background: Dante has been feuding with Highone recently, who is a stable mate of Shadow in Infinity.

The Match: Shadow takes a headbutt from Jason Dante. Shadow avoids a Jason Dante avalanche by getting out of the damn way! STIFF~! chop lights up Dante who covers up to try and stop the agonizing PAIN! The ref is bumped, as goes down after accidentally getting caught by an elbow to the face. Shadow hits a great swinging DDT on Jason Dante. Shadow then hits a pair of HARD clotheslines and a BAAACK Bodydrop! ULTIMATE HOUSE...EN...FUEGO~! Pinfall attempt, but the ref is out and can't count to three! Jason Dante once again takes the advantage after blocking a few punches and connecting with some forearms. Jason Dante hits a rolling kick on Shadow. Konnan has ruined any chance for me ever enjoying this maneuver again with his shitty execution of it. Shadow walks into a side slam. Think about how much talent it takes to side slam someone. Nash can do it. Hooks the leg for a two count. Wicked suplex out of the corner from Jason Dante, is executed so well, it hurt MY back. Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Shadow backdrops Jason Dante out of a piledriver attempt. That took a lot out of Shadow. Tiger bomb by Shadow, which is nowhere near as cool as a botched Pedigree but gets the job done. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Jason Dante fights out of a grapple. David Hardy runs into the ring but Dante takes him out with a DDT. With the ref distracted by Hardy, Highone runs into the ring and tries to hit Dante with the belt, Dante ducks and clotheslines Highone out. PD then runs into the ring and hits Shadow with the Denied! Dante pins Shadow 1...2...3!

My Opinion: A badly blown spot prevents me from giving out more snowflakes. ***3/4

Overall rating: 86%
Crowd reaction: 83%
Match quality: 89%

Overall show rating: 79%

We got a 2.81 rating for 'Havoc'!
The attendance level was 8050 people.
We made $322000 from ticket sales.

With TI''s 100% rating for his interview segment his gimmick has automatically been changed to Unique.