"It feels sooooo good to be back!"

"Can we stop listening to that Eminem song?"

"Sorry bros I'm just in a political spirit."

"Stoner, the most political thing you've done is smoked a doobie while watching Bill O'Reilly."

"Well it's just sad without it..."


We pan out to see all 456 members of Ghetto Grass chilling in the X-Press.

Well...maybe just Stoner, Yasmin, Brickey, this dude --> , and Ghetto Fire with a broken leg.

Ghetto Fire: So it sounds like we're going to be getting back into the bidness.

Stoner: But I don't feel like putting my wetsuit on bro.

Ghetto Fire: I meant wrestling...olympic swimming is over man.

Yasmin: Awww.

Ghetto Fire: So who wants to wrestle?

Stoner: One....

Yasmin: Two....

Ron the Obese Lawn Gnome: Three....

"Not it!"

Stoner: Looks like you'll be doing the job brick-meister.

Brickey: ".........."

Yasmin: Nope we didn't hear you, besides I'm sure you're ready to kick some ass.

Brickey: "......."

Ghetto Fire: Looks like you'll be taking on some rich asshole and a big asshole.

Stoner: WELL, now that is settled can we PLEASE get back to Desperate Housewives!

Stoner: New text bros!

Yasmin: Ahem..

Stoner: And hos!

Yasmin: Thank you.

"Tht bg fckr is out of the mtch."

Ghetto: Well don't find that the least bit relieving Brickster?

Brickey: "...."

Stoner: Totally dude.

Silence....

Yasmin: So she we like do something to build up to this match...what's that called again...where we do stuff to our opponent before the show? It's like shenanigans...

Ghetto: Fuck around?

Brickey: "....."

Yasmin: Feud!! That's right thanks, Brickey. Should we do that stuff.

Stoner: Alright, all those in favor of going to McDonald's and ordering 100 McNuggets....

Stoner, Yasmin, Ghetto: Yay!

Stoner: All of those bros who oppose...

Brickey & Ron the Obese Lawn Gnome: Nay.

Ghetto: Shut the fuck up fat ass, why would you object to food? You look like you enjoy it!

Ron the Obese Lawn Gnome: Because unlike you potheads, I, actually care about wrestling.

Yasmin: Oh shut up you backyard-anal-dwelling gnome, eat some brownies and get the cone out of your ass.

Stoner: McChurger time dudes!