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*boop*

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Hey Ms. Stern it's Eddie Isley listen I don't want a match I just need you to listen to the brillance of my new track, I recorded myself. I need you to play this on the air, during breaks I just need this favor. I don't have the CD on me so I'll sing it.


"Come on, I wanna thank Snoop Dogg for this track let's go"
I'm going to take my time...me, myself and I
I'm going to take it sloooow, hopefully no one come home
Because they'll call it chronic masturba...."

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message end

Dammit

would you like to send this message?

Yes, aw hell let me call again. [/i]

"Yo yo yo! This is Eddie! Leave me some love at the beep!"

Beeeeep!

Hello, Mr. Isley. Terribly sorry that I missed you, and many apologies for taking so long to return your call. You know how hectic it can be around here right before showtime.

With regards to your new track... Er... I'm not quite sure if it would be the best fit for airing between commercial breaks; however, you ought to get in touch with Mr. Blackwell. He's just returned and might be searching for a new entrance song.

If you call the TCW switchboard, I'm sure they'd be happy to give you his contact information.

Keep in touch, especially if you'd like to make a return to the ring at any point.

Click!

"Hey, this is DeSean. You know the drill."

"Mr. Blackwell, this is Commissioner Stern. When you have a few minutes free, I'd like for you to stop by my office. Thank you."

Beeeeeeeep!

Mr. Sel, and Ghetto, uh, people: This is an automated message from Commissioner Stern. A new TCW talent named Specter has been added to your match. I'm sure you'll all make him feel oh-so-welcome. Complaints can be directed to... Jason Fragg. That is all.

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*boop*

Val, hey, hi, it's me... Listen, I don't have a whole lot of time right now since I really need to take care of some business, but...

*takes a deep breath*

I think somebody might know about our... stuff... I just got a really weird message saying that he knows what's going on and has proof and I'm a bit freaked out right now. I just wanted to let you know so you have time to prepare in case this goes public. I don't know how this happened but I'm going to do all I can to figure out what's going on and how to take care of it...

*a few more deep breaths are taken*

I don't get how this could have happened, I've been so careful about everything... I'm really hoping it's just a sick joke or we could be in deep shit... I... I dunno, like I said, I'm going to use all the connections that I can to find out what the deal is... In the meantime I guess you should just deny everything for the sake of your own job, though I probably don't need to tell you that...

I'm thinking maybe I should have a few shows off and stay out of the public eye or something. Maybe just say this injury is more complicated than originally believed... I dunno... I just don't...

I'm a bit freaked out right now but I'll do everything I can to make sure this doesn't get out. And you... well you just do whatever you feel is right, I trust your judgment over mine...

I think I should go now, I've got some of Shadow's people coming to see me any second now. I wish I could be there but maybe it's best to keep our distance for the time being... Anyway... take care, Valerie, I lo-

*beep*

....


*click*

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*boop*

Valerie. This is Izumi Matsushita, the newest member of your roster?

I know you probably don't like me, you probably think I'm some crazy obsessed fan who wants to wrestle.

But I have to warn you. I may or may not be telling you anything you don't already know.

Be careful of Darkness.

He is more dangerous than you could possibly imagine.

*sigh* I wish I could tell you more. Circumstances prevent me from giving details.

I don't always agree with your decisions as commissioner, but as a human being, I would not want to see you harmed.

You can ignore this if you want or call me crazy, but I just felt it was right that I warn you, for your sake, and a lot of lives.

Just...be careful.

*click*

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"Boop"

Hey Ms. Stern it's um...Tony Mancini, you know Stallion....um yea. Right anyway. I'm calling me and my brother are leaving. We're headed to the Connecticut, it's either WWE employees or TCW fugitives, so WWE employees it is. Anything to say Paul?

Paul: I always thought you had nice legs, I can say that now because what can you really do?

Stallion: So that's it, we're going to the E. Wrestlemania here we come!