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 Stranglehold: Stevie Strong Vs Agent Orange 
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Post Stranglehold: Stevie Strong Vs Agent Orange
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A proper debut match
"After the hype Stevie Strong's debut was rather... different than expected really. And no one expected Agent Orange to return to TCW and stick his nose into it as well. On Havoc they had an impromptu match that Agent Orange lost by disqualification when he used the Orange Mist! Commissioner Stern felt that the best way to showcase the "Star of the future" as she calls Stevie is to book him for a proper debut match, and who better to match him up with than the man he's already run into?"</center>

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Ian Sick is irrate as he leads Agent Orange to the backstage area after the fiasco with Stevie Strong.

Sick: Damn it you HAD him! He was beat and we all know it!

AO reluctantly nods, it's obvious he's pissed at himself right now

Sick: I'm going to that bitch Stern and I'm going to get you a rematch cause I'm not going to stand for the humiliation of losing to that pipsqueak! to that little kid!

AO agrees as he nods his head vigorously

Sick: And this time you have GOT to think before you use the Orange Mist! I know it's your first instinct to turn them orange and normally I agree with you but tonight it cost you the match, that's not going to happen again you hear me? I'm going to march into the Commissioner's office and demand a rematch which you will win easily enough.

Agent Orange nods feverously, he looks forward to the opportunity to kick that scrawny guy's ass

Sick: What has this federation come to? We leave it for a few months and they push little stick figures? they hype him up like he's Hulk Hogan? That ain't right, that ain't right at all! Where is our hype? where are the Agent Orange videos and posters?? Did we get a ticker tape parade and a press conference? No we were told to just show up, well we showed up and we just HAD to do something when that little snotnosed punk entered the ring. I mean Jesus H. Johnson he doesn't look like he could draw a bath much less a crowd!

Sick is preaching to the choire here as AO agrees with every word he said

Sick: So Agent Orang I think the best thing to do until the match is over is to NOT use the Orange Mist

Agent Orange had been nodding until now, but when he's told not to use the mist he stops and stares at Ian Sick

Sick: Don't look at me like that, you brought that on yourself.

Ian walks off, presumably to go book the match. Agent Orange remains behind in the hallway whimpering like a scalded dog because he's just been told not to use the Orange mist. Perenial enhancement talent Vincent Vaca (who lost a dark match to some nonamer) passes by. He sees Agent Orange and stops dead in his tracks.

Vaca: Oh shit

SPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWW!!!!

Vaca: AAAAAAAAAAARGH MY EYES!! IT BURNS! IT BURNS!

Agent Orange walks off with a strut in his step after using the Orange Mist

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Ian Sick boldly strides towards Bruce's office while Agent Orange falls a bit behind obviously looking for someone to spray with the Orange Mist. Agent Orange fills his mouth with the mist and then

Sick: Oh no you don't!

Ian puts a finger on Agent Orange's mouth to stop him from blowing mist at someone or something

Sick: that's how you lost against Steveie Strong, I want you to practice NOT using the mist so that you can win the rematch I'm about to go and book.

Agent Orange's cheeks are bulging out from the mist as he looks dejected, he was REALLY looking forward to misting someone but he does as Ian Sick commands.

Sick: Now excuse me as I go get the rematch we deserve

Without even knocking Ian Sick enters the office where Bruce is sitting reading some magazine, a fishing magazine or something

Bruce: Don't you know how to knock?

Sick: Of course I do, I'm not an idiot but this is too important for small pleasantries like that. I want a rematch

Bruce: I assume you mean for Agent Orange right? You don't want a match yourself

Sick: Of course not! He's the fighter, I'm the brains - and I'm here to get him the rematch he so richly deserves. I mean he was totally screwed out by biased officiating and well he had no time to prepare, once he gets a PROPER match with Stevie Strong he'll kick his ass for sure and then be the next big thing in the federation but you NEED to give him a rematch

Bruce: Done

Sick: You're not listening to me I DEMAND a re --- what?

Bruce: Done, I'll book it for Stranglehold

Sick: That easy?

Bruce: Sure why not?

Sick: Well I am very persuasive and Agent Orange is impressive in the ring

Bruce: Oh definitly, in fact if he wins against Stevie I could see an Aftershock title in his future

Sick: Really?

Bruce: Oh yeah definitly

Sick: Well finally someone in charge who sees my point of view.

Ian leaves the office

Bruce: idiot

Outside the office

Sick: What an idiot :D Come Agent, we've got the rematch.

Agent Orange gives Ian Sick the thumbs up and then heads off in the direction is pointing

Sick: And good job on not misting anything

Good job they did not go the other way or Ian Sick would have seen a wall with an orange mist pattern on it and a blank spot in the shape of a human

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