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Havoc in the Bahamas: Kojack & Frost v Flehr & Savag
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Dante LIVES!
in a cardboard box
Joined: Fri Jan 03, 2003 9:14 pm Posts: 2008 Location: Sweden
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Havoc in the Bahamas: Kojack & Frost v Flehr & Savag
Blitzkrieg team up to take on the clearly unhinged duo of Dick Flher and Father John Savage.
I hope the good father has no nuns called Elizabeth...for his sake.
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Updated on January 7th 2007. "HISTORY, n. An account mostly false, of events mostly unimportant, which are brought about by rulers mostly knaves, and soldiers mostly fools" - Ambrose Birce, The Devil's Dictionary
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Mon Jul 17, 2006 8:35 pm |
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Father John Savage
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Joined: Thu Mar 30, 2006 3:44 pm Posts: 146 Location: The Vatican, Vatican City
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_________________"And I dranketh the liquor and saw that it was tasty And lo, the Lord came unto me and toldeth me to drink more So I did and saw that it was still tasty And the angels rejoiced and pot was madeth plentiful" Savage 22:8
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Tue Jul 18, 2006 3:45 pm |
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Dick Flehr
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Joined: Sat Jan 28, 2006 5:55 pm Posts: 75
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Thu Jul 20, 2006 12:48 am |
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Kojack
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Joined: Tue Jun 28, 2005 4:31 pm Posts: 187
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Kojack: "Watch the hand man..."
Barkeep: "Sorry sir, here is your beer."
Kojack is once again seen in a bar, his face red from the battle he just finishd. His body is cut, bruised, and sore after the brutal match he had with Stoner. It was added to his other matches he bled such as the thunderdome match and the ladder match, both involving Ghetto Grass. He sips at his beer, once again taking his eyes on his title. It was his for now once again. He also pulls out a list with the names of all the Ghetto Grass members. He looks it over and crosses out Stoner and Yasmin, smiling as he does so. He looks down the list to see one name left: Ghetto Fire. The leader of that stable, Kojack only has to beat him to have beaten the whole group. A grin creeps over his face as he leans back to hear the door swing open. A loud holler comes from the back of Kojack to see his fellow member of Blitzkreig, Jack Frost all smiles.
Kojack: "JACKEY BOY! Get this man a beer!"
Frost: "How's it going Kojack? I know what we have on the menu this show."
Kojack: "We eh? Tag?"
Frost: "Yup, and against two guys we are not too familair with."
Kojack grabs the piece of paper and looks it over. The first name he sees is Father John Savage. This man Kojack heard about when he first entered the fed but he dissapeared. Now it looks like the Holy Father was going to return against him. Kojack rubbed his chin as he tried to remember anything on the Father. Then he remembers one fact: the man likes to drink. Kojack laughs as he knows this little bit of information will be useful later. The next name he sees is Dick Flehr, the next challenger for his title. Kojack's eyes open up as if he saw gold. It was a chance to take out his opponent before they faced one on one, only if Flehr made it that far. Beside the Canuck Champ, Frost was drinking his beer and thinking to himself. Another unsuccessful shot to get a title, he was eliminated from the tournament. First him and Kojack were unsuccessful in gaining the tag title but his partner still had the Canuck Championship. Frost had a shot in the bleeder tournament but failed. And now he failed in the biggest tournament he has been in for awhile, once again he was not able to cement his name in Frost lore, he was not a champion.
Frost: "Kojack, I need to win a title."
Kojack is taken aback by this comment that he stops drinking. Frost is not the usual one to say these types of things out of the blue. Usually it would follow up a long story about how great his family is but this was not the case.
Kojack: "Well, them tag titles would be a nice addition eh? And we need to beat this team to get Blitzkreig back on the map. We've been lost in the shuffle a bit after Bruce dissapearing but we are still here, we will make this partnership work."
Both men clank their beer bottles and continue drinking. Meanwhile in Flehr's dressing room, Barn is holding his head like it is going to explode. Why do you ask? Because he is forced to listen to two men yell the same thing over and over again.
Flehr: "WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!"
Savage: "REPENT!"
Flehr: "WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!"
Savage: "REPENT!"
Flehr: "WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!"
Savage: "REPENT!"
Barn: "My god someone kill me now..."
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Fri Jul 21, 2006 8:07 am |
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Jack_the_Ripper
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Joined: Sun Nov 20, 2005 12:39 am Posts: 190 Location: maine, new york
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_________________ third generation superstar
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Wed Jul 26, 2006 6:45 pm |
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Dick Flehr
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Joined: Sat Jan 28, 2006 5:55 pm Posts: 75
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Wed Jul 26, 2006 11:01 pm |
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