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 The August boredom thread ate turtle penis. 
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Post The August boredom thread ate turtle penis.
Just finished Bret Hart's book. Good read. Dude was unfaithful as hell to his wife.

Also, he ate turtle penis.

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Happy Birthday, Magnus! :beer:

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Happy birthday, old man!

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Oh for me?

A present?

What could be in it?

Wow! A new age angst, thanks guys!

Seriously, thanks guys it's appreciated a great deal.

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:dance:

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Do you guys know which book came out first?

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No, but apparently I've broked my car :*( Needs a new engine.

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Did you drive it into something? Something like an explosion?

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My car may have been running for a while with no oil or water....

The crank shaft has broken somehow, which my car friend was very impressed with, but it means I need a new engine, or a new car.

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Usually cheaper to just get a new car, unless you're really attached to the car.

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It would be more expensive to get a new one - it was £1,500, and we're looking at a maximum of £1,000 to get this fixed. So yeah, fractionally cheaper. And we like the car anyway.

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I saw this in a fark thread. Thought it was pretty funny.

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Why is Hulk wearing clown pants?

Why the fuck do my glasses always get so dirty when I haven't been wearing them?

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Spite.

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really now, who has the guts to give fashion tips to the hulk?

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HULK LOVE CIRCUS PANTS :hulk:

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looking closer, he might have been Bruce Banner at a circus right....when suddenly a clown squirts him with a the seltzer or from a flower.

uh oh..... :hulk:

Now he's mad because he's wet AND has suddenly grown out of his pants...again.

But ah-ha, a solution. the big top. Hulk smashes some support beams, the big top comes dropping down and now, Hulk has pants. :dance:

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I threw up trail mix today. What an experience.

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What is trail mix? Because it doesn't sound like something you should be eating.

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It's a combination of small gravel and twigs. You know gizzard stones in dinosaurs and such? Same idea. Helps with digestion.

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