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Malaki
Mid Carder
Joined: Fri Sep 14, 2007 12:06 am
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Location: Em Eye Crooked letter crooked letter oh you are eye no one can do it better
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Bamlicious
Biggest and Baddest of the Mamma Jammest
Joined: Thu Jun 26, 2003 3:09 pm
Posts: 893
Location: Orlando, FL
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"The true irony of life is that of all the ways you can run it, it ultimately ends the same."
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verbal
Too much time on my hands
Joined: Tue Sep 09, 2003 1:49 am
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Rachel Hunter
The Second Coming
Joined: Tue Nov 04, 2003 2:20 am
Posts: 4058
Location: England
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I've got it on that whole Acid Blood thing....its nice and dark and doesnt hurt my eyes
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He that lives upon hope will die fasting.
'Patriotism is supporting your country all the time...and your government when it deserves it.' ~Mark Twain
Save the planet. Kill a hippie.
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Flyboy
Paranoid Limey Stud
Joined: Wed Jun 09, 2004 6:24 pm
Posts: 1968
Location: Somewhere safe. Somewhere familiar.
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Fuck it! Failed my driving test today, first attempt. 5 minor faults (bettered the national average of 7, and it's out of a maximum 15!!) and 1... just 1 stupid fucking serious fault that I made on the dual carriageway. I was home and dry too. Must have been in the last 5 minutes of the test. Gutted doesn't even cover it. 
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In the next 60 minutes, you'll ride shotgun in the most dangerous, wild, brazen chases ever caught on tape. We bring it to you for one reason. Cause Knowledge is Power, and Power that could...
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Bamlicious
Biggest and Baddest of the Mamma Jammest
Joined: Thu Jun 26, 2003 3:09 pm
Posts: 893
Location: Orlando, FL
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Become rich, get chauffeur. Never drive anywhere. Avoid tickets, DUI, etc. Problem solved. 
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"The true irony of life is that of all the ways you can run it, it ultimately ends the same."
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Freya
World Champ
Joined: Mon Nov 14, 2005 9:49 pm
Posts: 940
Location: Soham
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- Updated 25th July
R.I.P Wild Pegasus and Black Tiger II
"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so." DOUGLAS ADAMS (1952-2001)
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verbal
Too much time on my hands
Joined: Tue Sep 09, 2003 1:49 am
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Thommy H
Linda McMahon
Joined: Wed Mar 16, 2005 3:01 pm
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- lots and lots of short fiction, written by me, regularly updated.
- it's a space opera novel I wrote.
I have some shit on Kindle too: ,
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Flyboy
Paranoid Limey Stud
Joined: Wed Jun 09, 2004 6:24 pm
Posts: 1968
Location: Somewhere safe. Somewhere familiar.
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In the next 60 minutes, you'll ride shotgun in the most dangerous, wild, brazen chases ever caught on tape. We bring it to you for one reason. Cause Knowledge is Power, and Power that could...
SAVE YOUR LIFE!
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verbal
Too much time on my hands
Joined: Tue Sep 09, 2003 1:49 am
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Matt Strikmore
Too much time on my hands
Joined: Sat Jun 03, 2006 4:26 pm
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Ran over a baby.
A crippled baby.
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Flyboy
Paranoid Limey Stud
Joined: Wed Jun 09, 2004 6:24 pm
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Location: Somewhere safe. Somewhere familiar.
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Well sure, it was crippled after I ran it over. But it was just laying there ready to be hit... no one can get off their arse to be a parent anymore.  And honestly? Overtaking and I switched back to the lane I'd just left too early, so you could say that the car behind was too close to me.
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In the next 60 minutes, you'll ride shotgun in the most dangerous, wild, brazen chases ever caught on tape. We bring it to you for one reason. Cause Knowledge is Power, and Power that could...
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Rachel Hunter
The Second Coming
Joined: Tue Nov 04, 2003 2:20 am
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Location: England
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You're clearly a menace to society and shouldn't ever be behind the wheel. Freakin English roads are a death trap anyway.
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He that lives upon hope will die fasting.
'Patriotism is supporting your country all the time...and your government when it deserves it.' ~Mark Twain
Save the planet. Kill a hippie.
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Thommy H
Linda McMahon
Joined: Wed Mar 16, 2005 3:01 pm
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- lots and lots of short fiction, written by me, regularly updated.
- it's a space opera novel I wrote.
I have some shit on Kindle too: ,
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Rachel Hunter
The Second Coming
Joined: Tue Nov 04, 2003 2:20 am
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Location: England
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He that lives upon hope will die fasting.
'Patriotism is supporting your country all the time...and your government when it deserves it.' ~Mark Twain
Save the planet. Kill a hippie.
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Flyboy
Paranoid Limey Stud
Joined: Wed Jun 09, 2004 6:24 pm
Posts: 1968
Location: Somewhere safe. Somewhere familiar.
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In the next 60 minutes, you'll ride shotgun in the most dangerous, wild, brazen chases ever caught on tape. We bring it to you for one reason. Cause Knowledge is Power, and Power that could...
SAVE YOUR LIFE!
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Malaki
Mid Carder
Joined: Fri Sep 14, 2007 12:06 am
Posts: 137
Location: Em Eye Crooked letter crooked letter oh you are eye no one can do it better
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Sandman
IC Champ
Joined: Thu May 10, 2007 10:56 pm
Posts: 395
Location: Cold Spring Harbor, NY
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Rachel Hunter
The Second Coming
Joined: Tue Nov 04, 2003 2:20 am
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Location: England
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 So my dad stayed home from work today, he's not feeling well but I decided to walk to work anyway so he could rest. Behind the house is a pasture with chickens and horses and the like and as I'm going, I find out the roosters out near the street. The nice person that I am, I walk down the dirt path to the house to tell em and no ones home. The rooster, in the meantime, has followed me.
There's a fence around the house to keep the dogs in, so I figure that if I just shoo him into the gate, that'd be it. He didn't think that was such a good idea. He fluffed up REAL big and starts pecking and clawing at me, just trying really hard to kick my ass. I freeze cause I don't know what else to do but thank God that worked cause he went back to pecking at the dirt.
I thought, 'fuck this,' closed the gate, and headed back toward the street. My dads driving from the opposite direction, having apparently driven down to the library, looking for me to take me to work (I'm about 10 mins late at this point because of this damn bird), so I tell him what happened and his words of wisdom are
'Well, when you get to work, don't tell them you were late because you were out looking for cock.'
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He that lives upon hope will die fasting.
'Patriotism is supporting your country all the time...and your government when it deserves it.' ~Mark Twain
Save the planet. Kill a hippie.
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