The August Boredom Thread will eat you and everyone you love
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Flyboy
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In the next 60 minutes, you'll ride shotgun in the most dangerous, wild, brazen chases ever caught on tape. We bring it to you for one reason. Cause Knowledge is Power, and Power that could...
SAVE YOUR LIFE!
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Dante LIVES!
in a cardboard box
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Updated on January 7th 2007.
"HISTORY, n. An account mostly false, of events mostly unimportant, which are brought about by rulers mostly knaves, and soldiers mostly fools"
- Ambrose Birce, The Devil's Dictionary
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Eriez
IC Champ
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_________________<a href="http://www.twistedexperience.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=109437#109437">Specter's Bio,</a> last updated July 17th
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Thommy H
Linda McMahon
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- lots and lots of short fiction, written by me, regularly updated.
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Dante LIVES!
in a cardboard box
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Updated on January 7th 2007.
"HISTORY, n. An account mostly false, of events mostly unimportant, which are brought about by rulers mostly knaves, and soldiers mostly fools"
- Ambrose Birce, The Devil's Dictionary
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Shane Mathis
Misses Sangre!
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I just found a paycheck in my car that hadn't been cashed!  Can you say...PLASMA TV W/ WII!?!?! BTW...not that Ive mentioned it before but... I fuckin LOVE Canada!
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Her: I'm not religious, but I'm spiritual.
Me: I'm not honest, but you're REALLY interesting.
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LC
Can thou not hearest? Let me turneth it up!
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I am pretty great.
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May the angels weep piss for your heathen souls.
I have no money, I am a failure, my leaders have led me to ruin, and I welcome the absolving embrace of death.
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Bamlicious
Biggest and Baddest of the Mamma Jammest
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Bah, yer okay....
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"The true irony of life is that of all the ways you can run it, it ultimately ends the same."
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Shane Mathis
Misses Sangre!
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I *Heart* everything Maple Leaf related. 
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Her: I'm not religious, but I'm spiritual.
Me: I'm not honest, but you're REALLY interesting.
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Dante LIVES!
in a cardboard box
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Even the hockey team?
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Updated on January 7th 2007.
"HISTORY, n. An account mostly false, of events mostly unimportant, which are brought about by rulers mostly knaves, and soldiers mostly fools"
- Ambrose Birce, The Devil's Dictionary
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Bamlicious
Biggest and Baddest of the Mamma Jammest
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All things, REALLY??? I bet there's an entire gay canadian underground, just WAITIN' to tromp on America with their little Maple Leaves and their FIG NEWTONS..... 
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"The true irony of life is that of all the ways you can run it, it ultimately ends the same."
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LC
Can thou not hearest? Let me turneth it up!
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We're coming to fuck you.
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May the angels weep piss for your heathen souls.
I have no money, I am a failure, my leaders have led me to ruin, and I welcome the absolving embrace of death.
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The Hammer
It's Hammer Time!
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_________________ "Sweet & Sour" Steve Cook says: I don't do dudes Rich says: no one expected you to, but i do believe it or not
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Shane Mathis
Misses Sangre!
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Her: I'm not religious, but I'm spiritual.
Me: I'm not honest, but you're REALLY interesting.
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Bamlicious
Biggest and Baddest of the Mamma Jammest
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"The true irony of life is that of all the ways you can run it, it ultimately ends the same."
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LC
Can thou not hearest? Let me turneth it up!
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May the angels weep piss for your heathen souls.
I have no money, I am a failure, my leaders have led me to ruin, and I welcome the absolving embrace of death.
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Shane Mathis
Misses Sangre!
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Her: I'm not religious, but I'm spiritual.
Me: I'm not honest, but you're REALLY interesting.
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Rachel Hunter
The Second Coming
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 Miss Teen South Carolina tries again:
COLUMBIA, S.C. - This time, the question was a little easier for Miss Teen South Carolina.
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After being stumped by a Miss Teen USA pageant question on live television Friday night, Lauren Caitlin Upton's confused, mangled response has been drawing a lot of attention.
The 18-year-old got a chance to redeem herself Tuesday on NBC's "Today" show when she was again asked why one-fifth of Americans can't locate the U.S. on a map.
"I would love to re-answer that question," Upton said. "Well personally, my friends and I, we know exactly where the United States is on our map. I don't know anyone else who doesn't. And if the statistics are correct, I believe there should be more emphasis on geography."
That was much better than her previous response, which included "U.S. Americans" and mentions of South Africa and "the Iraq."
A YouTube video of Upton has drawn a couple million hits and thousands of comments, many of them with harsh remarks for the Lexington High School graduate who plans to attend Appalachian State University in Boone, N.C.
Upton was taking her flubbed answer — and the attention — in stride.
"Everything did come at me at once. I was overwhelmed and I made a mistake. Everybody makes a mistake. I'm human," she said Tuesday. "I seriously think I only heard about one or two words of the actual question."
Upton's former principal Creig Tyler remembered her as a well-rounded student.
"She took college-prep and honors courses and performed well," Tyler told The (Columbia) State newspaper.
Miss Teen Colorado Hilary Carol Cruz won the crown. Upton was third runner-up.
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Flyboy
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Awww, that's so sweet, and a happy ending for all involved. Daddy buy this bitch a Beemer! 
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In the next 60 minutes, you'll ride shotgun in the most dangerous, wild, brazen chases ever caught on tape. We bring it to you for one reason. Cause Knowledge is Power, and Power that could...
SAVE YOUR LIFE!
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LC
Can thou not hearest? Let me turneth it up!
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Even reading that shit you can tell she's a dumbass.
The best part of all this is that she was good enough for the people here to vote for her as Miss Teen South Carolina in the first place. GO COCKS
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May the angels weep piss for your heathen souls.
I have no money, I am a failure, my leaders have led me to ruin, and I welcome the absolving embrace of death.
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