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The Hammer
It's Hammer Time!
Joined: Sat Nov 01, 2003 10:09 pm
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Can you introduce me to some of these girls?  _________________ "Sweet & Sour" Steve Cook says: I don't do dudes Rich says: no one expected you to, but i do believe it or not
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Rachel Hunter
The Second Coming
Joined: Tue Nov 04, 2003 2:20 am
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Location: England
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I'm not getting you a hooker Steve  On an unrelated note: there are not actually cologne commercials out now that aren't stupid as fuck. Thank you Old Spice. Hail to the king baby.
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He that lives upon hope will die fasting.
'Patriotism is supporting your country all the time...and your government when it deserves it.' ~Mark Twain
Save the planet. Kill a hippie.
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Flyboy
Paranoid Limey Stud
Joined: Wed Jun 09, 2004 6:24 pm
Posts: 1968
Location: Somewhere safe. Somewhere familiar.
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I'll get you a hooker, mate. They're all real Brits... fresh from the streets of Sussex, they are! Nice commercial, but it needs more boomstick. 
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The Hammer
It's Hammer Time!
Joined: Sat Nov 01, 2003 10:09 pm
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_________________"Sweet & Sour" Steve Cook says: I don't do dudes Rich says: no one expected you to, but i do believe it or not
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LC
Can thou not hearest? Let me turneth it up!
Joined: Mon Sep 29, 2003 3:37 am
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Location: Canadalina
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May the angels weep piss for your heathen souls.
I have no money, I am a failure, my leaders have led me to ruin, and I welcome the absolving embrace of death.
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Thommy H
Linda McMahon
Joined: Wed Mar 16, 2005 3:01 pm
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- lots and lots of short fiction, written by me, regularly updated.
- it's a space opera novel I wrote.
I have some shit on Kindle too: ,
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Dante LIVES!
in a cardboard box
Joined: Fri Jan 03, 2003 9:14 pm
Posts: 2008
Location: Sweden
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Updated on January 7th 2007.
"HISTORY, n. An account mostly false, of events mostly unimportant, which are brought about by rulers mostly knaves, and soldiers mostly fools"
- Ambrose Birce, The Devil's Dictionary
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Thommy H
Linda McMahon
Joined: Wed Mar 16, 2005 3:01 pm
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 Every time you see me, that Hammer's just so hype I'm dope on the floor and I'm magic on the mic Now why would I ever stop doing this With others makin' records that just don't hit I toured around the world from London to The Bay It's Hammer go Hammer MC Hammer Yo Hammer and the rest can go and play Can't touch this Can't touch this Can't touch this Yea, Can't touch this I told you, can't touch this Too hype can't touch this Get me outta here, you can't touch this
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- lots and lots of short fiction, written by me, regularly updated.
- it's a space opera novel I wrote.
I have some shit on Kindle too: ,
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Joined: Wed May 14, 2003 6:20 am
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Zeph: Chucko wouldn't hit it. That's sad.
Confundo Ergo Sum
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The Hammer
It's Hammer Time!
Joined: Sat Nov 01, 2003 10:09 pm
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_________________"Sweet & Sour" Steve Cook says: I don't do dudes Rich says: no one expected you to, but i do believe it or not
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Rachel Hunter
The Second Coming
Joined: Tue Nov 04, 2003 2:20 am
Posts: 4058
Location: England
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Happy late Birthday d00d 
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He that lives upon hope will die fasting.
'Patriotism is supporting your country all the time...and your government when it deserves it.' ~Mark Twain
Save the planet. Kill a hippie.
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Flyboy
Paranoid Limey Stud
Joined: Wed Jun 09, 2004 6:24 pm
Posts: 1968
Location: Somewhere safe. Somewhere familiar.
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Happy birthday, mate. 
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In the next 60 minutes, you'll ride shotgun in the most dangerous, wild, brazen chases ever caught on tape. We bring it to you for one reason. Cause Knowledge is Power, and Power that could...
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The Hammer
It's Hammer Time!
Joined: Sat Nov 01, 2003 10:09 pm
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_________________"Sweet & Sour" Steve Cook says: I don't do dudes Rich says: no one expected you to, but i do believe it or not
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Thommy H
Linda McMahon
Joined: Wed Mar 16, 2005 3:01 pm
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- lots and lots of short fiction, written by me, regularly updated.
- it's a space opera novel I wrote.
I have some shit on Kindle too: ,
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Kermit
Too much time on my hands
Joined: Wed Apr 26, 2006 4:52 am
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Location: Arizona
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When the going gets tough, I get tough henchmen
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Thommy H
Linda McMahon
Joined: Wed Mar 16, 2005 3:01 pm
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New concept: Hammer and Ghetto Grass release an album. That's gotta be good for 6 more months worth of material, right? Retirement schmetirement!
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- lots and lots of short fiction, written by me, regularly updated.
- it's a space opera novel I wrote.
I have some shit on Kindle too: ,
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Get-O
Unintentionally Hilarious
Joined: Fri May 14, 2004 8:17 pm
Posts: 1816
Location: Cali,Bitch
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Muslim-Gangsta-Rap-Rock Muslangstarock  And the concerts that Cook goes to:  _________________"He expects a show two days ago, yo. Two. That's a lot of days."- 
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Get-O
Unintentionally Hilarious
Joined: Fri May 14, 2004 8:17 pm
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Location: Cali,Bitch
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_________________"He expects a show two days ago, yo. Two. That's a lot of days."-
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Thommy H
Linda McMahon
Joined: Wed Mar 16, 2005 3:01 pm
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Hey, don't show Darkness those guys - he'd shoot them!
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- lots and lots of short fiction, written by me, regularly updated.
- it's a space opera novel I wrote.
I have some shit on Kindle too: ,
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Get-O
Unintentionally Hilarious
Joined: Fri May 14, 2004 8:17 pm
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Location: Cali,Bitch
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GWAR: "BLARRRGH!"  Darkness: _________________"He expects a show two days ago, yo. Two. That's a lot of days."-
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