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The April Boredom Thread is scared
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Can thou not hearest? Let me turneth it up!  Joined: Mon Sep 29, 2003 3:37 am Posts: 12760 Location: Canadalina 
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 The April Boredom Thread is scaredbecause the USGOVERMENT has signed up to sell us discount Viagra!
_________________ May the angels weep piss for your heathen souls. I have no money, I am a failure, my leaders have led me to ruin, and I welcome the absolving embrace of death. |
| Mon Apr 02, 2007 4:04 pm |
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Linda McMahon  Joined: Wed Mar 16, 2005 3:01 pm Posts: 6242
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How does this jibe with the message of abstinence as a viable method of birth control?
_________________ - lots and lots of short fiction, written by me, regularly updated. - it's a space opera novel I wrote. I have some shit on Kindle too: , |
| Mon Apr 02, 2007 4:17 pm |
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Can thou not hearest? Let me turneth it up! Joined: Mon Sep 29, 2003 3:37 am Posts: 12760 Location: Canadalina
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Viagra is only for rich, old, white men when they're fucking young boys.
_________________ May the angels weep piss for your heathen souls. I have no money, I am a failure, my leaders have led me to ruin, and I welcome the absolving embrace of death. |
| Mon Apr 02, 2007 4:39 pm |
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Too much time on my hands  Joined: Tue Sep 09, 2003 1:49 am Posts: 1280
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is it wrong to infer a Catholic joke to the above comment? If so, just delete this post.
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| Mon Apr 02, 2007 4:53 pm |
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Too much time on my hands  Joined: Wed Apr 26, 2006 4:52 am Posts: 1107 Location: Arizona
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I had a hamburger for lunch. It was yummy. Had Swiss Cheese and Mushrooms on it.
_________________ When the going gets tough, I get tough henchmen |
| Mon Apr 02, 2007 8:21 pm |
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EntrePreNegro  Joined: Sat Apr 13, 2002 12:00 am Posts: 395 Location: Phoenix
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Where'd you find it at, Kerm?
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| Tue Apr 03, 2007 12:32 am |
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Too much time on my hands Joined: Wed Apr 26, 2006 4:52 am Posts: 1107 Location: Arizona
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This little Bar and Grill across the street from work.
_________________ When the going gets tough, I get tough henchmen |
| Tue Apr 03, 2007 3:41 am |
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Too much time on my hands Joined: Tue Sep 09, 2003 1:49 am Posts: 1280
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saw this linked on fark
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxU4iYgcumQ botched wrestling moves. Strangely two came to mind that didn't make it, but many others I recall did. enjoy huh...Brock, Steiner and Nash seem to pop up a lot in this collection. _________________ |
| Thu Apr 05, 2007 7:56 pm |
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Too much time on my hands Joined: Wed Apr 26, 2006 4:52 am Posts: 1107 Location: Arizona
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_________________ When the going gets tough, I get tough henchmen |
| Tue Apr 10, 2007 9:14 pm |
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Can thou not hearest? Let me turneth it up! Joined: Mon Sep 29, 2003 3:37 am Posts: 12760 Location: Canadalina
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_________________ May the angels weep piss for your heathen souls. I have no money, I am a failure, my leaders have led me to ruin, and I welcome the absolving embrace of death. |
| Tue Apr 10, 2007 9:18 pm |
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_________________ Zeph: Chucko wouldn't hit it. That's sad. Confundo Ergo Sum |
| Sun Apr 15, 2007 1:41 am |
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Can thou not hearest? Let me turneth it up! Joined: Mon Sep 29, 2003 3:37 am Posts: 12760 Location: Canadalina
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I just had to punch the shit out of my mouse to make it click properly.
_________________ May the angels weep piss for your heathen souls. I have no money, I am a failure, my leaders have led me to ruin, and I welcome the absolving embrace of death. |
| Mon Apr 16, 2007 7:29 pm |
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Mid Carder
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You have such rage Lance.
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| Tue Apr 17, 2007 3:03 am |
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Can thou not hearest? Let me turneth it up! Joined: Mon Sep 29, 2003 3:37 am Posts: 12760 Location: Canadalina
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It was the only way!
Too bad it didn't work on my keyboard, which is randomly pressing down the period key, and sometimes when I use the period key, it disables that half of the keyboard. _________________ May the angels weep piss for your heathen souls. I have no money, I am a failure, my leaders have led me to ruin, and I welcome the absolving embrace of death. |
| Tue Apr 17, 2007 3:37 am |
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Mid Carder
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Do I have to bust out the Dummies Guide to computers?
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| Tue Apr 17, 2007 3:49 am |
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Can thou not hearest? Let me turneth it up! Joined: Mon Sep 29, 2003 3:37 am Posts: 12760 Location: Canadalina
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Great idea! Maybe it'll work if I hit it with that!
_________________ May the angels weep piss for your heathen souls. I have no money, I am a failure, my leaders have led me to ruin, and I welcome the absolving embrace of death. |
| Tue Apr 17, 2007 4:04 am |
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I am a computer expert. They pay me an obscene (in terms of shitty college jobs) to be this!
I say smack the keyboard a bunch. _________________ Zeph: Chucko wouldn't hit it. That's sad. Confundo Ergo Sum |
| Tue Apr 17, 2007 4:20 am |
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World Champ  Joined: Mon Nov 14, 2005 9:49 pm Posts: 940 Location: Soham
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I have nothing to do at work. No one can think of anything for me to do. What is the point of hiring temps and not having anything for them to do?
_________________ - Updated 25th July R.I.P Wild Pegasus and Black Tiger II "Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so." DOUGLAS ADAMS (1952-2001) |
| Tue Apr 17, 2007 1:25 pm |
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_________________ Zeph: Chucko wouldn't hit it. That's sad. Confundo Ergo Sum |
| Tue Apr 17, 2007 6:57 pm |
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Can thou not hearest? Let me turneth it up! Joined: Mon Sep 29, 2003 3:37 am Posts: 12760 Location: Canadalina
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_________________ May the angels weep piss for your heathen souls. I have no money, I am a failure, my leaders have led me to ruin, and I welcome the absolving embrace of death. |
| Tue Apr 17, 2007 6:59 pm |
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