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FriendscallhimShads
C-Evil-O
Joined: Sun Nov 21, 2004 11:17 pm
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 Who do you wanna fight Yes I stole it and I'm DAMNED proud of it
One living one dead and one Fictional and why
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Josh Hartnett
I want to kick his ass for one reason and one reason alone. The man does NOT open his eyes. I don't know why this pisses me off so much but it does it REALLY does. I would use his non eye opening affliction against him as I unleashed a flurry of rights and lefts that would make insert bad Hartnett movies joke here so YEAH!
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Noah
Real simple if I'm around back then he isn't letting me on the Arc and I can't swim that well so yeah he's getting his ass kicked.
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George Jetson
I F**king HATE George FUC**NG JETFUCSON. This lazy ass ungrtateful son of a bitch whines and crys about 3 hour workday where ALL he has to do is push ONE FRIGGING BUTTON! His Wife is a whore, his daughter is a Whore in training, Elroys jailbait for his pedophile janitor, Rosey is a robot that snuck into the country and stole jobs from the hard working people of where EVER the Hell the Jetsons live. And don't even get me STARTED on Orbity.
I would kick George Jetsons ass until he screamed to his whore of a wife, JANE GET ME AWAY FROM THIS CRAZY THING!
He'd probably be shocked to even see me considering the abject lack of non caucasians in the world of the Jetsons, but that will only make it more satisfying when I toss him out of the window of his 2000 story apartment and listen to his screams trail off as he plunges toward the dark forgotten unforgiving world on the ground.
So who ould YOU fight?
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| Sat Oct 14, 2006 7:42 pm |
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Thommy H
Linda McMahon
Joined: Wed Mar 16, 2005 3:01 pm
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I think I'll go with Tom Cruise. Most organised religions are a little crazy, but most don't make you pay for the privelidge of being fed their bullshit as he's their most vocal member he has to be on the list. Then there's him throwing a hissy fit because someone sprayed water in his face.
Plus he's about 3'4", so I think I could take him.
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Charlie Chaplin. Just for a laugh.
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That cunt Wesley Crusher.
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| Sat Oct 14, 2006 7:53 pm |
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Prime
European Champ
Joined: Sun Oct 23, 2005 9:53 pm
Posts: 288
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It would sure as shit be George W. Bush
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Napoleon... he's French which I can't stand and he's short so I could take him
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Frodo the pillow-biting hobbit. I'd whoop his ass and steal the ring
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| Sat Oct 14, 2006 8:20 pm |
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Thommy H
Linda McMahon
Joined: Wed Mar 16, 2005 3:01 pm
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I always thought Sam would be the 'catcher'...
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- lots and lots of short fiction, written by me, regularly updated.
- it's a space opera novel I wrote.
I have some shit on Kindle too: ,
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| Sat Oct 14, 2006 8:21 pm |
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Prime
European Champ
Joined: Sun Oct 23, 2005 9:53 pm
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Sorry, but when Frodo uttered the line "I'm glad you're with me Saaaam" I knew right then and there that he let Sam into his hobbit hole
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| Sat Oct 14, 2006 8:26 pm |
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