Now you might think I'm talking about the young hero from the movie The Sword In the Stone, but I am, in fact, referring to the friggin lump that has recently decided to makes its place of residence on my right thumb. They suck! Let your hatred of these things out here.


"This ugly fucker's got a wart!"

I got a wart on the side of my finger when I was 13 and then when my dad saw it he flipped out and told be how when he was that age he had one in the same spot and so did his dad when he was 13.

Makez u think bout life