This reminds me of the time my sister asked me if I wanted to wind my baby cousin.

"How about I just give her a dead leg instead?"... I retorted.

To answer your question though... probably 76.

This is a trick question.

They're all actually mutant two and three year olds, and we all know that kids at those ages are ravenous beasts with incurable thirsts for human flesh.

You can't win.

Things to consider:
Kids that age aren't too tough, but they have sharp teeth.
If they manage to dogpile you and kick you in the temples...
Can you actually KO that many kids before feeling guilty?
Using children as weapons.

You really are sick, ain't you.

I mean not 'Michael Jackson' sick... but wrong enough in the head to warrant the mounties coming along and hauling your ass to jail.

I say I could take down as many five year olds as you can fit in an area roughly the size of the basketball court. Here is why.

When I took Karate back in highschool, I eventually rose high enough in rank to join the instructors. I helped out with the little warriors class or whatever the fuck it was called due to my maturity (imagine that. Me. Maturity. HA!).

Anyway, I can honestly say that in that day of training, hardly a thing would stick. Not to mention the fact that there would be so many kids, I'd estimate that at least 1/3 of them take out each other out. You cannot teach that many children teamwork in one day.

Add this to the fact that I have a cup, and am thus impervious to package shots. Also, the fact that childen are small and can be used as weapons themselves. Also, the fact that I am one mean motherfucker.

These kids don't have a fucking chance.

250. I'd feel guilty immediately after the first one, but then the 2nd one would bite me & the guilt would magically disappear.

Then I'd wait for the next shipment. I have kids. I have NEVER physically, mentally, emotionally or sexually abused them. I have a lot of "wanting to abuse" stored up. They wouldn't stand a chance.

Why do you ask? Is there an opening somewhere?

You just never know.

I hadnt considered kids as a weapon or throat attacks. 500, easy.

They aint conscious if they aint breathin. SPLAT

grab the smallest one and start wielding him as a weapon. Skulls are pretty thick.. you start bashing their skulls in with one of their own.. and well.. not a pretty picture...

Question: DO we get to level up after every ten or so kids? Like if I knock the crud out of ten kids do I then have enough brat-busting experience to acquire the Pikachop?

Pikachop: a devastating backhand that is +5 to all kids with Pokemon affiliated clothing..


yeeeah.. Let's DORK it up!!!!

How the fuck did Coren get credit for that?!

I was the first one to recommend using them as weapons, Rach, you dumb fucking bitch!

Give me my fucking credit!!!

Jesus Christ you're a whiny bitch...no credit for you