Hell, for MY sake pick Bush.
No, no. You can't say you picked ARAFAT, that's been in the works.
Hell, didn't he die last week, it just took them a week to pick various predecessors?
They just wanted to look "All over it".
No, you absolutely can NOT use ARAFAT.
Let's take it down a notch, how about just SCARE THE SHIT out of someone to force a life change.
(I started to type 'H-E-Double Hockey Sticks' [it'll take a second] for the third time, then I realized, if I keep it up I'll be there sooner than I want to.)
Anyway.
Who and what would that be.
What if it was like
Bush and Rummy came out of the closet.
Man, (although beit not the summation of my feelings nor the election, it was the focus) Ohio would be turning in its collective grave.
Anyone else think the election was rigged?
(Verifies URL is still working)
Right, okay then.
Anyone think that 3 am is entirely too early to get up, but by the same token, can be way late to be going to be as well?
The good news is I'll be out by 9ish, because there be no naptime for the unemployed.
My wife is like the NYPD in Central Park, I swear to GAWD.
I nodded off in the living room yesterday, she yells at the top of her lungs
"BAM!"
I was like the cat that hit that ceiling in that cartoon, you remember.
I jumped up like I thought I was shot.
I got to go to unemployment yesterday, for the second time.
Because the first time, I had to walk away, otherwise this one gentleman was getting a stunner.
So I returned yesterday to what I would like to deem they themed
"THE SLOWEST HUMAN BEING ON EARTH DAY"
Now, what I mean by this is two fold.
I mean that several (myself included) of the people on line. Looked like they had seen better days. This dude in front of me wanted to convey his life story, and how there's ALWAYS a ton of people on line THIS time of year, and WHAT kind of people run businesses this way.
Meanwhile, the mavens of Hunt-and-Peck, are hunched over their still-clicking, I dunno, circa 1990 Monochrome IBM keyboards at the speed of hair growth.
I was literally. in my mind, while this man continued to verbally vomit on me, running from four keyboards, inputting data, back and forth, back and forth.
I stood straight up, and thought.
Shit.
I need to work here.
Not so much.
I wound up leaving, as it took FOREVER.
FOREVER as in, waiting in the terminal for your luggage, it's on the next flight come back next week, kinda long.
Plus, the living Montell Williams segment in front of me possibly did not help my mood either.
So, I quit unemployment, and found I could file on the net.
As it turns out, you can file unemployment for ANY state, on the net.
Being an unemployed geek, one would think I might know this.
I teach you nothing, you know it still....
After MULTIPLE tries with the online deal, it went through. I printed up my case number, blah, blah, blah.
And I didn't have to stare longingly at the Bell South building across the street from unemployment for the third time going:
"Please, please Lord, let Ma Bell have an evil plot to make THAT building fall on me at this exact moment, and it be uncovered on national TV in the next hour."
"Dark Side Points Gained"
Ooh. One more thing then I'll shut up...for now.
So I am driving home from unemployment, and am about to get on the highway.
There is NO ONE in the slow lane. There is a caddy in the fast lane.
The caddy comes screaming over at the exact moment I am coming on.
So, naturally being me, I begin with my usual poise:
SCREAMING: YOU MOTHAFUCKA!!!!
Then at that exact moment, it was like a flame kinda danced over my eyebrow, which had to be slanted somewhere down near my balls I was so pissed (Note: Visuals, my bad).
And then I thought.
These games do really mimic life in this aspect.
KOTOR, Fable.
You do good or bad things, and your character changes based on that.
Obviously in the game it's more immediate.
In life, it's the stuff we do everyday and don't even think about.
I don't even know if this guy (or girl for that matter) even saw me.
But I was so predetermined that this person had set out to deal me out (And I might be a BIT overly sensitive lately).
That I just went off.
Pop.
Heart rate went up.
BP went up.
Face prolly purple.
For what?
Nothing to do with nothing.
It wasn't like I gotta get my "Light Side Points"
But I saw myself hit the Dark Side.
Whew was I ugly.
I mean Lance Canada .
Yeah.
Meditate on that.
No matter how many times I see it, I still get nauseated.
At least until employment....
