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RBT
Ring Crew
Joined: Thu Dec 18, 2003 4:39 am Posts: 7
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NBA Caption Thread
Isn't this EXCITING?!?!? The NBA season is just DAYS AWAY from tipoff, and it promises to be the greatest season in the history of western civilization. all the player movement and free agency has created MIND BLOWING possibilities for an UNFORGETTABLE NBA season. Don't you think so, son? Huh? Do I need to whip you with the headset again? Show some ENTHUSIASM for the FUNDAMENTALS!
_________________ Now let's get purple like Grimace & Barney.
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Wed Oct 13, 2004 12:16 am |
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RBT
Ring Crew
Joined: Thu Dec 18, 2003 4:39 am Posts: 7
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Interviewer: So, ummmmm . . . what are you doing later tonight, Joumanna? Joumanna Kidd: Apparently boning Richard Jefferson, as I am wearing his jersey. Jason Kidd: Look, my son's head is bigger than mine! TJ: . . . . *falls headfirst through studio floor, comes out in China*
_________________ Now let's get purple like Grimace & Barney.
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Wed Oct 13, 2004 12:23 am |
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RBT
Ring Crew
Joined: Thu Dec 18, 2003 4:39 am Posts: 7
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Jason Kidd: Hmmmmm . . . a 52 XL Lebron jersey, this might be able to cover my son's enormous head. But if not, could you look for something Oliver Miller wore?
_________________ Now let's get purple like Grimace & Barney.
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Wed Oct 13, 2004 12:26 am |
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RBT
Ring Crew
Joined: Thu Dec 18, 2003 4:39 am Posts: 7
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What do you mean, my son has too big a head to be mine? Are you insinuating that joumanna selpt with someone else? Who would do such a thing? *whistles quietly and unassumingly*
_________________ Now let's get purple like Grimace & Barney.
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Wed Oct 13, 2004 12:32 am |
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Franklin Pierce
Whooping like it's 1899
Joined: Thu Feb 13, 2003 3:07 pm Posts: 166 Location: DC, mid-1850's
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"NASA's developing this special gravity-defying plastic to encase my son's head in. He really could fall through the Earth's crust at any given moment...I'm sorry, what were we talking about again? Oh, LeBron James...he's something special."
_________________ "Whoop, drink and, when there's time, President."
- , as quoted by the Saturday Evening Post (1854)
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Thu Oct 14, 2004 6:04 pm |
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Franklin Pierce
Whooping like it's 1899
Joined: Thu Feb 13, 2003 3:07 pm Posts: 166 Location: DC, mid-1850's
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Anthony: Haha, quit playing, you guys. Which one of you loaded my non-descript Chevy van with half a ton of marijuana? Cop: *sigh* License and registration, Mr. Anthony. Anthony: Haha, *gulp*, very funny, you guys.
_________________ "Whoop, drink and, when there's time, President."
- , as quoted by the Saturday Evening Post (1854)
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Sun Oct 24, 2004 4:55 am |
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Franklin Pierce
Whooping like it's 1899
Joined: Thu Feb 13, 2003 3:07 pm Posts: 166 Location: DC, mid-1850's
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Latrell: I've got a family to feed. Larry Johnson: You think you've got a family to feed? Larry Johnson's children: Feed us, daddy! Latrell: ...
_________________ "Whoop, drink and, when there's time, President."
- , as quoted by the Saturday Evening Post (1854)
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Tue Nov 02, 2004 10:47 pm |
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Flyboy
Paranoid Limey Stud
Joined: Wed Jun 09, 2004 6:24 pm Posts: 1968 Location: Somewhere safe. Somewhere familiar.
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Where's Waldo? Crowd: "He's jerkin off in the bleachers!!! WOOOHAHH!!!"
_________________ In the next 60 minutes, you'll ride shotgun in the most dangerous, wild, brazen chases ever caught on tape. We bring it to you for one reason. Cause Knowledge is Power, and Power that could...
SAVE YOUR LIFE!
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Wed Nov 03, 2004 7:22 am |
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