Did Ash and I pick this guy up when we were high on cocaine in the middle of the Nevada desert?



Elton: So I guess your homophobic days are past you now and we can be friends, Axl?
Axl: Yeah, Elton. I don't know why I was so afraid about gay men trying to hit on me. It just made me so angry. But with some therapy, I've realized that I can associate with homosexuals with no fear that I'll be the target of the uncomfortable advances of a friend.
Elton: Great! Say, have I mentioned that I think you have a very sexy bellybutton?
Axl: HUAH!??

Recovering Homophobic Axl: Hi, Kurt. I guess you want to talk about the new album.
Kurt Loder: Well, sure, but I was thinking maybe we could do it over dinner, say at Treis at 8:00?
Recovering Homophobic Axl: Well, as long as it's just for the interview. My therapist says that I'm still not quite ready to deal with homosexual advances in any sort of restaraunt setting.
Kurt Loder: Oh sure, just the interview. Hey, make sure to wear that fabulous union jack jacket. It really brings out your hair.
Recovering Homophobic Axl: HUAH! YOU'RE GONNA DIE, ... Oh wait I need to grow up. Nevermind...!!

Axl: "Skateboards are gay!"



Axl: "WHY DON'T YOU JUST.... FUCK OFF, SKATEBOARDS!"



Axl: "I'm old and can't sing any more. "



Slash: "Well I can still wail! Take that, Axl."



Axl: "But you have that gaylord Scott Weiland in your band."



Slash: " "

Elton: My Axl you've practically got the entire THING down your throat. *sobs* I'm so touched!

Axl: Mmmf mmm mm m mm

Elton: Ah ah! Like daddy told you earlier, no talking with your mouth full!

Hey kids! Dizzy and Tommy are saying Chinese Democracy will land in February!



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Hey old fuckers! Chinese Democracy! Next February!



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ROTFLMAO I SAID! FEBRUARY 05! THOSE GUYS SLAY ME!