Smilie bitch..(the chick I work with who smiles WAY TOO FUCKIN MUCH)...
Is a dumb bint.
Here's some backstory.
My workplace...
Well it's like the forums, not so much here as we all know clobby is mine, but OTHER forums that will remain NAMELESS.
A big fuckin meatmarket.
Seriously, I would not advise ANY of my female friends to ever try to work here. It's pathetic really.
Most of the guys are 40+, balding, seriously obese, and try in their own (usually creepy) ways to get in good with them.
So anyways...smilie bitch heard some stories about this guy her first week at work, and how he would "brush up against female colleagues purposely".
So she asks the boss not to be stationed on a machine with him...understandable.
Then last week...
Well here's where it gets all fuzzy...
Hector quit...(the workhorse) whose promotion was given to me later on in the week. Very nice...a raise in pay, different job duties (i'm no longer a machine op...and bennys...gotta love em. PLUS I get a paid night off to go to the company xmas party...or not. But I get paid either way, as I am now a VALUABLE asset to...yeah I wont name the corp.)
Speaking of...anna...wait...nevermind I already know what the old company you worked for was called...
Anyways...hector is married, 3 kids, and was looking for something on the side with SB. Fine by me, one less ho on my jock, for the obvious reason that I am the sexiest motha up in that bitch.
So he's gone...and the vultures flock..to her.
Anyways...It's hazy on whether or not SHE filed a sexual harassment claim or not against the dumb fuck who "brushes up against women purposely", as she's playing it off like it wasnt her. But what she hasn't figured out is, there arent that MANY women at that place on graveyards, that come from the temp agency she comes from. 3...and the other 2, are even worse off in the looks department than she is.
Ugh...
You following?
Anyways...whether or not you are...here's the good part.
I find out...due to rapier wit, dumb luck, or a supreme sense of smell...THE REASON SMILIE BITCH IS ALWAYS SMILIES!
SHES HIGH!
Oh yes...that sticky icky icky.
Anyways, she passes out at lunch in the breakroom, and dumbfuck had a meeting today afterwork with the boss...(he knew he was gonna be fired)...
So he takes his company issue sharpie...
I swear to you...this actually happened, god I wish I had it on tape.
He draws a penis on her face..(like in the movie 10 things)...IN SHARPIE...
She wakes up late for break I guess, as she took an extra long one with falling asleep and all.
The boss comes in, and takes one look at her face, and calls everyone into the breakroom to talk with us, one by one.
Last one is dumbfuck, who confesses...as everyone else DENIED it vehemently. Thats some serious shit right there...
So the day ends with SB going off on the boss, about reprimanding the ENTIRE night shift...and the boss...
"I can't do that, I already took care of the problem, you can go home now if you wish, or continue to work. Just make sure you right the correct number of hours on the time sheet."
I'm working right next to where this is happening, and hear EVERYTHING...
God this is hilarious...
I hope she quits!
