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Franklin Pierce
Whooping like it's 1899
Joined: Thu Feb 13, 2003 3:07 pm
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Location: DC, mid-1850's
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 Los P-Dent Debate Caption Thread!  "My fellow Americans, brothas, sistas, ladies and gentlemen of the supposed electoral jury, I present to you the greatest Commander in Chief mouth bout since Nixon-Kennedy! You've never forgotten the Thrilla in Manila. Now, my pollster pupils, tremble before the Word Whammy in Miami! On my left, the Massachusetts Sado-Masochist, The Master of Flip-Flopping Disaster, The Man with the Forehead held up by Plaster, John "Oh so incontabulously scary" Kerry!  Kerry: Incontabulously? Bush: Huh? "And on my right, the Texas Tornado, the Stampede of Stutter, The Decapitator of Diction, George W"WJD" Bush!  "I art going to out-wordnoise you."
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"Whoop, drink and, when there's time, President."
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Todd_Hockney
Ring Crew
Joined: Sat Oct 02, 2004 5:59 pm
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Presidential Caption Thread  LehrerGood evening, ladies and gentleman. I'm your host, Jim Lehrer. My first question is addressed to President Bush. Mr. President, if you had it to do over again, would you invade Iraq?  Bush:(thinking) Ah hell, what'd he say? I wasn't listening. Something about a gay hat rack? Naw, that wasn't it. Maybe I should just sit here and stare at him until he repeats himself or lets me go to recess. Hmmm...getting hungry. Wish I had me a big ole bowl of niller puddin' and a corny dawg. Not one of those Coney Island Dawgs neither. One like mama used to make.
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Flyboy
Paranoid Limey Stud
Joined: Wed Jun 09, 2004 6:24 pm
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Location: Somewhere safe. Somewhere familiar.
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Kerry/Bush: "Whiiiiiiite liiiine.... blowin through our miiinds..."
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Franklin Pierce
Whooping like it's 1899
Joined: Thu Feb 13, 2003 3:07 pm
Posts: 166
Location: DC, mid-1850's
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Kerry: Hur? My chin has turned to Jello! Bush: Jello...pudding?
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"Whoop, drink and, when there's time, President."
- , as quoted by the Saturday Evening Post (1854)
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Todd_Hockney
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Lehrer: Senator Kerry, I'd like to pin down your position on Iraq.  Kerry:(waves hand) You don't need to know my position on Iraq. Lehrer:(trancelike) I don't need to know your position on Iraq.
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Harvey Birdman
Under Carder
Joined: Mon Jul 19, 2004 7:12 pm
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Location: Your mother
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HAHAHA - jedi mind trick Kerry is mega-sold.
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Todd_Hockney
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 Cheney: I told you, you little cockweed, I've never met you in my whole life.  Edwards: Well, that's just not true. I think you'd remember an ass as cute as mine, handsome.  Iffil: That's true, Mr. Vice President. We have video of you and Senator Edwards meeting at a prayer breakfast in 2002. Cheney: Well, I don't know who the fuck you are lady, but it doesn't matter because I never said that I hadn't met the senator. Iffil: ...? Edwards:...?
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Todd_Hockney
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Joined: Sat Oct 02, 2004 5:59 pm
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 John Edwards was horribly embarassed today, when he inadvertantly started an "R...V...D!" chant.
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General Bob.
stars and stripes forever
Joined: Thu Oct 10, 2002 4:20 am
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Location: Canton, OH
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  i think it speaks for itself
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Todd_Hockney
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Joined: Sat Oct 02, 2004 5:59 pm
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 Bush: For years, I have made virgins bleed all...night...long! WHOOOO!!!!
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LC
Can thou not hearest? Let me turneth it up!
Joined: Mon Sep 29, 2003 3:37 am
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Location: Canadalina
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"IN FACT OUR MINORITY STUDENTS ARE NOW MORE DELICIOUS THAN EVER"
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I have no money, I am a failure, my leaders have led me to ruin, and I welcome the absolving embrace of death.
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 Girl: Somebody said mean things about you on the intewrnets
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Zeph: Chucko wouldn't hit it. That's sad.
Confundo Ergo Sum
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