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Flyboy
Paranoid Limey Stud
Joined: Wed Jun 09, 2004 6:24 pm
Posts: 1968
Location: Somewhere safe. Somewhere familiar.
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 Los Commando caption thread!  "Hello John... you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?"  "STUPID GIRLY MAN! ZAT IZ DA WRONG MOOVIE! HAR HAR! YOU ARE ZEE JOKER HERE!! HAR HAR!"
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In the next 60 minutes, you'll ride shotgun in the most dangerous, wild, brazen chases ever caught on tape. We bring it to you for one reason. Cause Knowledge is Power, and Power that could...
SAVE YOUR LIFE!
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Harvey Birdman
Under Carder
Joined: Mon Jul 19, 2004 7:12 pm
Posts: 52
Location: Your mother
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 I've got a fucking bionic arm but a zero inch vertical. Fuck me up my bionic ass!
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DAN-ZING!
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Bamlicious
Biggest and Baddest of the Mamma Jammest
Joined: Thu Jun 26, 2003 3:09 pm
Posts: 893
Location: Orlando, FL
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I wonder if Arnie meant it when he said he'd call me for Commando 2: Barbwire Bugaloo?
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"The true irony of life is that of all the ways you can run it, it ultimately ends the same."
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Sith Lord Ash
Horseback Riding Extraordinaire
Joined: Tue Mar 26, 2002 12:00 am
Posts: 1246
Location: Berkeley, CA
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Minutes before Freddie Mercury got his ass handed to him by Arnold.
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I'VE CHOPPED DOWN THE MOUNTAINS OF TATOOINE WITH THE EDGE OF MY HAND!! AND YOU'RE NEXT DUDES!!
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Ink D
IC Champ
Joined: Wed Nov 05, 2003 1:02 am
Posts: 303
Location: the chair
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What? You think that paddle's gonna help you? Just tell us where the damn drugs are.
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Never trust a demon. He has a hundred motives for anything he does...
Ninety-nine of them, at least, are malevolent.
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LC
Can thou not hearest? Let me turneth it up!
Joined: Mon Sep 29, 2003 3:37 am
Posts: 12760
Location: Canadalina
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Demo has succeeded in making me "L O L."
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May the angels weep piss for your heathen souls.
I have no money, I am a failure, my leaders have led me to ruin, and I welcome the absolving embrace of death.
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Flyboy
Paranoid Limey Stud
Joined: Wed Jun 09, 2004 6:24 pm
Posts: 1968
Location: Somewhere safe. Somewhere familiar.
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 "A VOTE FOR KERRY? ..... YOU AZZHOLE" Fuckin politics, bitches. 
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In the next 60 minutes, you'll ride shotgun in the most dangerous, wild, brazen chases ever caught on tape. We bring it to you for one reason. Cause Knowledge is Power, and Power that could...
SAVE YOUR LIFE!
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Franklin Pierce
Whooping like it's 1899
Joined: Thu Feb 13, 2003 3:07 pm
Posts: 166
Location: DC, mid-1850's
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"George Bush vill put ze deep freeze on ze taxes! Don't vote for zat poopsicle, Kerry!"
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"Whoop, drink and, when there's time, President."
- , as quoted by the Saturday Evening Post (1854)
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Franklin Pierce
Whooping like it's 1899
Joined: Thu Feb 13, 2003 3:07 pm
Posts: 166
Location: DC, mid-1850's
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Bennett: I have this cool mesh shirt and your daughter. But I won't stop there. Now I'm going to run for Governor of Oregon! Arnold: BEEENNNNNEEETTTTTT!
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"Whoop, drink and, when there's time, President."
- , as quoted by the Saturday Evening Post (1854)
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Flyboy
Paranoid Limey Stud
Joined: Wed Jun 09, 2004 6:24 pm
Posts: 1968
Location: Somewhere safe. Somewhere familiar.
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Dammit Pierce, that last one's fried gold 
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In the next 60 minutes, you'll ride shotgun in the most dangerous, wild, brazen chases ever caught on tape. We bring it to you for one reason. Cause Knowledge is Power, and Power that could...
SAVE YOUR LIFE!
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RBT
Ring Crew
Joined: Thu Dec 18, 2003 4:39 am
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 The hands are not moving on the watch. I will check to see if it is broken. 4 hours later Upon closer inspection, this is a digital watch.
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Now let's get purple like Grimace & Barney.
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Sith Lord Ash
Horseback Riding Extraordinaire
Joined: Tue Mar 26, 2002 12:00 am
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Location: Berkeley, CA
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Upon closer inspection... it IS time to rock a rhyme. Ahnold: I'M THE KING OF ROCK, THERE IS NONE HIIGGGHER!!! THAT SUCKA BENNET WILL CALL ME SIRE!!! TO KIDNAP MY DAUGHTER YOU MUST THROW FIRE!! I WON'T STOP KILLING COLUMBIANS 'TIL I RETIRE!!!
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I'VE CHOPPED DOWN THE MOUNTAINS OF TATOOINE WITH THE EDGE OF MY HAND!! AND YOU'RE NEXT DUDES!!
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Lou
NSane in the Membrane
Joined: Mon Oct 06, 2003 2:31 pm
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*Arnold watches the last few seconds of his career tick away.*
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Sometimes you just have to say "Fuck It", grab your nuts and go for it.
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