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Sending her a shitload of roses then taking her out to dinner at this place she's wanted to go to for awhile, then after dinner I'm giving her a diamond solitaire pendant/necklace thingy.

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Valentines Day this year.

dinner at some restaurant.

me eating like a hog (since I'm paying)

us going home. me doing nothing.

her going to bed.

me playing PS2.

her apologizing next day for "falling alseep"

Do I come out on top or what?

On of these year's I'm gonna well up my manitude and try out the "Buckets of Bullshit" routine and see just how well it performs.. you know the routine.. compliment everything she does, pay attention to her.. engage her in non-vulgar conversation..

you know.. all this shit you're supposed to do if you're "in love"... and then i'll see if its really worth it..

yes.. I may go deep deep below the lveles of acceptable sappitude.. but I plan on re-emerging from the bowels of metrosexuality with an aptly aimed Semen Shot across the face....

"Happy Valentines Day to me!!!!!"

and just for the hell of it...

we were at some sports bar tonight with crayons on the tables and paper on the tabletops to draw on and fat waitresses with big ass titities.. (got your attention?)...

well we left a plethora of amusing words on this table.. not necessarily limited to:

Bukkakalypse
Bukkakalypso (the dance)
Bukkakaleptic
Bukkakaphobia
Donkeypunch
Shampoop
Insolent Curry
Bukkakarama

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oh yes... i'm all for the jewelery :roll:
Diamonds are only the key to a womans heart Fool!


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I'm of the school of thought that the only good diamond is the one the bad guys keep trying to steal to power their Ultimate Death Raygun of Doom...

unless it was all some kind of deep metaphor for their woman back home.. who drove him to evil with all her prattling and needs.. and the diamond doesn't go into some doomsday device... it goes on its finger..

and instead of leveling buildings and vaporizing cities.. it merely bashes manhood and humiliates cock size.. even with the power of the diamond..

which would just drive one to more evil..

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I think you're on to something.
Or just on something.

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