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Shane Mathis
Misses Sangre!
Joined: Thu Nov 14, 2002 6:56 pm Posts: 2563 Location: Spokanistan
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_________________ Her: I'm not religious, but I'm spiritual. Me: I'm not honest, but you're REALLY interesting.
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Rachel Hunter
The Second Coming
Joined: Tue Nov 04, 2003 2:20 am Posts: 4058 Location: England
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_________________ He that lives upon hope will die fasting.
'Patriotism is supporting your country all the time...and your government when it deserves it.' ~Mark Twain
Save the planet. Kill a hippie.
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Thu Jan 15, 2004 10:35 pm |
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Stefano DiMera
PhD in Pornology
Joined: Tue May 07, 2002 5:22 am Posts: 693 Location: BC,Canada
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Sending her a shitload of roses then taking her out to dinner at this place she's wanted to go to for awhile, then after dinner I'm giving her a diamond solitaire pendant/necklace thingy.
_________________ 1X ECF World Heavyweight Champion!!!! (8/30/02 - 10/2/02)
"If the world was a girl, I'd stick my dick in the ground...fuck the world"
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The Hammer
It's Hammer Time!
Joined: Sat Nov 01, 2003 10:09 pm Posts: 1692
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_________________"Sweet & Sour" Steve Cook says: I don't do dudes Rich says: no one expected you to, but i do believe it or not
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Fri Jan 16, 2004 12:45 am |
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-sangre-
Fallen Angel
Joined: Thu Mar 28, 2002 12:00 am Posts: 806 Location: Ledyard, CT
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_________________ Die with your boots on...
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Fri Jan 16, 2004 2:39 am |
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Dean Dyer
I know that its all a state of mind.
Joined: Mon May 06, 2002 1:33 am Posts: 1171 Location: Indiana
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_________________ The Godfather of ECF poker.
2x, 2x ECF Tag Team Champion. 2x, 2x ECF TC title holder. 1x Submission title holder. 1x ECF World title holder. 2x EWI "Feud of the Year" Winner (Dean vs. Mr. Submission ECF World Title Match, 2003-Power Inc vs The Associates ECF Tag Team Title Match, 2004) 1x EWI "Feud of the Year" Runner-up (Power Inc and Avalanche vs the Associates, 2004)
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Fri Jan 16, 2004 3:01 am |
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Rachel Hunter
The Second Coming
Joined: Tue Nov 04, 2003 2:20 am Posts: 4058 Location: England
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_________________ He that lives upon hope will die fasting.
'Patriotism is supporting your country all the time...and your government when it deserves it.' ~Mark Twain
Save the planet. Kill a hippie.
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Fri Jan 16, 2004 3:10 am |
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Mr. Submission
follows you home
Joined: Tue Mar 12, 2002 12:00 am Posts: 2050 Location: parts unknown
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Valentines Day this year.
dinner at some restaurant.
me eating like a hog (since I'm paying)
us going home. me doing nothing.
her going to bed.
me playing PS2.
her apologizing next day for "falling alseep"
Do I come out on top or what?
On of these year's I'm gonna well up my manitude and try out the "Buckets of Bullshit" routine and see just how well it performs.. you know the routine.. compliment everything she does, pay attention to her.. engage her in non-vulgar conversation..
you know.. all this shit you're supposed to do if you're "in love"... and then i'll see if its really worth it..
yes.. I may go deep deep below the lveles of acceptable sappitude.. but I plan on re-emerging from the bowels of metrosexuality with an aptly aimed Semen Shot across the face....
"Happy Valentines Day to me!!!!!"
and just for the hell of it...
we were at some sports bar tonight with crayons on the tables and paper on the tabletops to draw on and fat waitresses with big ass titities.. (got your attention?)...
well we left a plethora of amusing words on this table.. not necessarily limited to:
Bukkakalypse Bukkakalypso (the dance) Bukkakaleptic Bukkakaphobia Donkeypunch Shampoop Insolent Curry Bukkakarama
_________________ Who's taking numbers on how long lasts?
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Fri Jan 16, 2004 4:53 am |
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some goon
Angry Young Man
Joined: Sun Oct 12, 2003 5:05 am Posts: 257 Location: Vancouver Island, BC
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Fri Jan 16, 2004 5:44 am |
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Shane Mathis
Misses Sangre!
Joined: Thu Nov 14, 2002 6:56 pm Posts: 2563 Location: Spokanistan
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_________________ Her: I'm not religious, but I'm spiritual. Me: I'm not honest, but you're REALLY interesting.
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Fri Jan 16, 2004 6:06 am |
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P
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Joined: Wed May 14, 2003 6:20 am Posts: 7231
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_________________ Zeph: Chucko wouldn't hit it. That's sad.
Confundo Ergo Sum
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Fri Jan 16, 2004 6:24 am |
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some goon
Angry Young Man
Joined: Sun Oct 12, 2003 5:05 am Posts: 257 Location: Vancouver Island, BC
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Fri Jan 16, 2004 6:46 am |
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Stefano DiMera
PhD in Pornology
Joined: Tue May 07, 2002 5:22 am Posts: 693 Location: BC,Canada
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_________________ 1X ECF World Heavyweight Champion!!!! (8/30/02 - 10/2/02)
"If the world was a girl, I'd stick my dick in the ground...fuck the world"
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Fri Jan 16, 2004 7:11 am |
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some goon
Angry Young Man
Joined: Sun Oct 12, 2003 5:05 am Posts: 257 Location: Vancouver Island, BC
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oh yes... i'm all for the jewelery Diamonds are only the key to a womans heart Fool!
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Fri Jan 16, 2004 7:24 am |
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Mr. Submission
follows you home
Joined: Tue Mar 12, 2002 12:00 am Posts: 2050 Location: parts unknown
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I'm of the school of thought that the only good diamond is the one the bad guys keep trying to steal to power their Ultimate Death Raygun of Doom...
unless it was all some kind of deep metaphor for their woman back home.. who drove him to evil with all her prattling and needs.. and the diamond doesn't go into some doomsday device... it goes on its finger..
and instead of leveling buildings and vaporizing cities.. it merely bashes manhood and humiliates cock size.. even with the power of the diamond..
which would just drive one to more evil..
_________________ Who's taking numbers on how long lasts?
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Fri Jan 16, 2004 12:37 pm |
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LC
Can thou not hearest? Let me turneth it up!
Joined: Mon Sep 29, 2003 3:37 am Posts: 12760 Location: Canadalina
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I think you're on to something. Or just on something.
_________________ May the angels weep piss for your heathen souls.
I have no money, I am a failure, my leaders have led me to ruin, and I welcome the absolving embrace of death.
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Fri Jan 16, 2004 12:39 pm |
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some goon
Angry Young Man
Joined: Sun Oct 12, 2003 5:05 am Posts: 257 Location: Vancouver Island, BC
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Fri Jan 16, 2004 1:16 pm |
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The Mo
I DRIVE A TRUCK.
Joined: Sun Apr 07, 2002 12:00 am Posts: 1447 Location: Some Place Nice
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_________________ **************************** "...blah blah yackety schmackety insert witty Ellie-ism..."
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Fri Jan 16, 2004 1:23 pm |
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LC
Can thou not hearest? Let me turneth it up!
Joined: Mon Sep 29, 2003 3:37 am Posts: 12760 Location: Canadalina
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_________________ May the angels weep piss for your heathen souls.
I have no money, I am a failure, my leaders have led me to ruin, and I welcome the absolving embrace of death.
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Fri Jan 16, 2004 1:25 pm |
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some goon
Angry Young Man
Joined: Sun Oct 12, 2003 5:05 am Posts: 257 Location: Vancouver Island, BC
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