1) What is your handle at 411/FORUM TALK/Big Mike Wattas/Wrestling Talks?

Nickotine, FREE 007, Nick3000, Nick Diamond at 411
don't post anywhere else

2) Where are you from? DC, Seattle, Annapolis, take your pick...but not Minneapolis.

3) How old are you? Too young to send those pics with the shampoo bottle you asked for.

4) Are you a Prince fan? Didn't we have this discussion before?

5) Have you seen Miller's Crossing? Have you ever "Lost in Translation"?

6) Do you read Hallsy's music column, "PROTECT YOUR PLANES AND TANKS!!"? Yes.

7) What is your favourite book ever in history of all time? Um, too hard to call, so I'll list a few: East of Eden, Trainspotting, Glue, Kingdom of Fear, FLLV, Heavier than Heaven, Quitting the Nairobi Trio

Who is going to win the Super Bowl this year? Stanley Cup? Ravens! Boomshakalaka! I wish I could follow hockey, but I seriously can't find any schedules, and I don't like watching TV based on schedules. The football is well, mainly to taunt Casey who's team lost to the Ravens! Oh yeah!

9) Would you kiss Vince MacMahon's ass for $5,000? $10,000? $50,000?!? Depends on if it's televised, where the kiss is, where the kiss takes place, if it will be shown endlessly...I'll go for 10K and up.

10) How much do you spend per week on Pro-Line? Gambling is almost as bad as boozing or whoring...

11) What is the most you've ever lost in one trip to the cas? Gambling is almost as bad as boozing or whoring...

12) Do you go to movie theaters BY YOURSELF?! Nup; don't have the driver's liscence yet, plus that'd be a serious faux pas.

13) Yes or no? (I'll explain later) Maybe

14) Who is more fucking lovable than Hallsy? WHO?! Look bitch- I bring the hits, okay?

BONUS QUESTION!!!

What is your favourite video game ever in history of all time that is not an RPG? (because all RPGs are horrible and boring) Joust.

Bruce, how old? Sorry, I can't read that tiny font....

Pierce, "Facing the Music" sounds a bit too depressing for me. And not the kind of irrational, nonsensical emo-type depressing that I love.

Nick, "Lost in Translation" is the newest Bill Murray flick, right? I live in Sarnia, ON so I have to wait for small flicks to come to the satellite. I'll see it eventually.

Man, I can't understand the answers to the MacMahon question!! $5,000 is a lot of cakie! I mean, close your eyes and give him a quick peck! It won't kill you!!

Bah. Yeah, it's Bill Murray, but it's also Scarlett Johansson, and directed by Sofia Coppola. Great stuff, and it was in wide release over here for about a month (though I just saw it at an indy movie house).

1) What is your handle at 411/FORUM TALK/Big Mike Wattas/Wrestling Talks?

Plausible Deniability or Plausible D

2) Where are you from?

Currently Southaven MS, previously Minneapolis MN & Detroit MI before that.

3) How old are you?

*sigh* 32. Hey Rip...

4) Are you a Prince fan?

Sure. I guess. Not a hater.

5) Have you seen Miller's Crossing?

Is that between 5th & Main?

6) Do you read Hallsy's music column, "PROTECT YOUR PLANES AND TANKS!!"?

Where is it & I might.

7) What is your favourite book ever in history of all time?

IT by Stephen King. Movie sucked, book, all 1456 pages of it, rocked.

Who is going to win the Super Bowl this year? Stanley Cup?

Patriots. RedWings. Oh HELL YEAH!

9) Would you kiss Vince MacMahon's ass for $5,000? $10,000? $50,000?!?

I wouldn't kiss VMc's ass with YOUR lips for any money.

10) How much do you spend per week on Pro-Line?

More than I should. I'm not rich.

11) What is the most you've ever lost in one trip to the cas?

$14,550.25. The .25 was the first slot machine I saw. The rest got me into a program.

12) Do you go to movie theaters BY YOURSELF?!

Heh...no.

13) Yes or no? (I'll explain later)

No.

14) Who is more fucking lovable than Hallsy? WHO?!

Ellmo. (I'll explain later)

BONUS QUESTION!!!

What is your favourite video game ever in history of all time that is not an RPG? (because all RPGs are horrible and boring)

Jordan v Bird one on one. (Sega baby.)

Jordan vs. Bird!! I haven't thought of that game in ages!!!

Woah, dude, 14 grandie? I feel awful when I drop a few hunge. I totally understand how that happens though. It's so freakin' addictive!

It happened at a sportsbook in Vegas.

It's funny, but I thought that they'd let it slide for a week or two, but they wanted their money immediately.

1) What is your handle at 411/FORUM TALK/Big Mike Wattas/Wrestling Talks?

Essa Rios 913 at 411 where I almost never post. Sangre at BMW's where I post even less.

2) Where are you from?

Seneca Falls, NY. That's redneck, backwoods, upstate NY. The real motherfucking NY. FUCK the city.

3) How old are you?

I turned 25 a couple weeks ago. I am now officially old. This makes Plausible Devastruction a senior citizen.

4) Are you a Prince fan?

Prince fucking sucks. Yeah, you heard me. PRINCE FUCKING SUCKS!!!

5) Have you seen Miller's Crossing?

No have you seen my penis? I named him Blue. So in the morning I can say, "I think I see Blue... he looks glorious!"

6) Do you read Hallsy's music column, "PROTECT YOUR PLANES AND TANKS!!"?

No.

7) What is your favourite book ever in history of all time?

The Lord of the Rings Trilogy or the Silmarillion. I am a total Tolkien dork.
And proud of it.

Who is going to win the Super Bowl this year? Stanley Cup?

I would've said Dallas as they are the most dominant team in the history of the motherfucking universe... but they lost last night. So Green Bay.
I don't like hockey.

9) Would you kiss Vince MacMahon's ass for $5,000? $10,000? $50,000?!?

I would kiss anyone's ass for that kind of scratch.

10) How much do you spend per week on Pro-Line?

The only thing I gamble with is my health

11) What is the most you've ever lost in one trip to the cas?

$60

12) Do you go to movie theaters BY YOURSELF?!

Usually. Nobody loves me!!!

13) Yes or no? (I'll explain later)

This is a question of extreme magnitude. You see, this question represents the fundamental basis of all that we are. The two ultimate extremes come together in one giant phantasmagoria of a cluster fuck.

To answer yes to an unknown question seems positive but may inevitably set you up for failure, while answering no is the same, only it so much more horrifically pessimistic.

Me, I always bear on the side of pessimism. That way you are ready for the inevitable ass fuck. It comes as no surprise. Pessimists expect to be ass fucked you see. However, when something good happens, when the ass fuck is accompanied by a reach around, oh the joy! The unbridled joy of the reach around! You see optimists expect it, and then try to find the silver lining as they get hardcore prostate stimulation, but alas, no rub a dub for that little spot right under the cock of your head, or rather, the head of your cock.

Well my friends, I am here to tell you, there is no reach around and there is no silver lining. There is only the unlubed, abrasive sodomy that is everyday life. Don't try to make it seem any better than it is. Just try to relax as they slam it home.

And for that reason, Hallsy, my dear fellow, the answer to the question is NO. Without a doubt the answer is no.

14) Who is more fucking lovable than Hallsy? WHO?!

Blue (see above)

BONUS QUESTION!!!

What is your favourite video game ever in history of all time that is not an RPG? (because all RPGs are horrible and boring)
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Tournament Fighter, and Mouse trap for the Atari.... ehhh... Mouse Trap it is

1) What is your handle at 411/FORUM TALK/Big Mike Wattas/Wrestling Talks?
if you're old school enough.. you know ev'rett.. abd probly shiver whenever you use soap in the shower as well..

2) Where are you from?
NEW JERSEY!!

3) How old are you?
old enough to know why you want to know.. you sick pervert..

4) Are you a Prince fan?
my answer is a symbol..

5) Have you seen Miller's Crossing?
I've seen Miller cross the street.. not very exciting i tell you.. not very exciting

6) Do you read Hallsy's music column, "PROTECT YOUR PLANES AND TANKS!!"?
no. sorry.

7) What is your favourite book ever in history of all time?
Neuromancer by William Gibson

Who is going to win the Super Bowl this year? Stanley Cup?
Not me.. and not you.

9) Would you kiss Vince MacMahon's ass for $5,000? $10,000? $50,000?!?
50 grand you bet..

10) How much do you spend per week on Pro-Line?
apparently nothing

11) What is the most you've ever lost in one trip to the cas?
Ba?

12) Do you go to movie theaters BY YOURSELF?!
only if I'm with someone

13) Yes or no? (I'll explain later)
HELL NO!

14) Who is more fucking lovable than Hallsy? WHO?!
Ted "Theodore" Logan, esq.

BONUS QUESTION!!!

What is your favourite video game ever in history of all time that is not an RPG? (because all RPGs are horrible and boring)

TOEJAM AND EARL. bow down motherfuckers.

All right, lets play the game.

1)Aracoren/Coren/Coren/dont post there

2) WASHINGTONNNNNNNN

3) Not a senior citizen, or even an old man. Thirties, mid twenties ha ha ha

4) I listen sometimes

5) Fraid not

6) Always

7) Iunno. Hitchhiker's Guide maybe, or Ender's Game..btw, Bam's answer rocks the house.

8 ) Sure aint gonna be the fudge packers, lemme tell you that. As for the stanley cup, Clobbs brings a good point..GO LEAFS

9) Eh. I aint strapped for cash..and Im thinkin the parents are loaded too. No thanks.

10) I don't gamble

11) See above

12) Theatre? No. In front of my computer? All the time.

13) or

14) Kanyon! Wait..wrong catchphrase..

15) CRONO TRIGGER!!!..no? Final Fantasy 6? Tactics? 4,9,5,7,1,8,2,3? Um..Xenogears? Xenosaga? .hack quadrilogy? Bioware's D&D games?

Man you're making this tough Hallsy. Legend of Zelda, Link to the Past.

1) What is your handle at 411/FORUM TALK/Big Mike Wattas/Wrestling Talks?

Dangerous Dean, or some amalgamation of that. Everywhere.

2) Where are you from?

Originally Mt. Pleasant, MI. Now in South Bend, IN. (Notre Dame can blow me)

3) How old are you?

24

4) Are you a Prince fan?

Not really.

5) Have you seen Miller's Crossing?

What is that?

6) Do you read Hallsy's music column, "PROTECT YOUR PLANES AND TANKS!!"?

Now that my computer works, I will every damn week, since Hallsy was the only sonofabitch that was kind enough to offer feedback on my column.

7) What is your favourite book ever in history of all time?

Wow........I love books. Read lots of them. How about Tom Clancy's "Rainbow Six". I could list about 100 here though.

Who is going to win the Super Bowl this year? Stanley Cup?

Patriots. Michigan Men Brady and Law lead the way yet again for the Pats.
And the Cup? Dumb question to ask a Michigan native. The RedWings will be champs, no one else is close once we get healthy. And all those hall of famers that the Wings have on the roster that TV announcers talk about.......add Henrik Zetterberg and Pavel Datsyuk to the list.

9) Would you kiss Vince MacMahon's ass for $5,000? $10,000? $50,000?!?

Not for any of the above listed amounts. If the sum were large enough to comfortably retire, i would consider it.

10) How much do you spend per week on Pro-Line?

WTF is that?

11) What is the most you've ever lost in one trip to the cas?

Single day at a casino.....$600. Bets in one day with an illegal bookie? $1,320. Thank god that it was all in money that he already owed me.

12) Do you go to movie theaters BY YOURSELF?!

Never have, prolly never will.

13) Yes or no? (I'll explain later)

Maybe.....Im not a trusting person.

14) Who is more fucking lovable than Hallsy? WHO?!

Me. Seriously. Everyone here loves me. Hell, after Av met me, im pretty sure he wanted to have romantic, candlelit man love with me.

BONUS QUESTION!!!

What is your favourite video game ever in history of all time that is not an RPG? (because all RPGs are horrible and boring)

Bases Loaded Baseball for the NES. Currently playing the shit out of Tiger Woods '03 for PS2.

I don't think any man love is romantic. Not when you have to deal with bleeding all over the satin sheets and rose petals.

All Zelda games are fantastic.

1) What is your handle at 411/FORUM TALK/Big Mike Wattas/Wrestling Talks?

Whole F'n Show

2) Where are you from?

Vancouver, BC, Canada

3) How old are you?

22

4) Are you a Prince fan?

I'm his biggest fan...I wear purple ALL the time.

5) Have you seen Miller's Crossing?

Possibly

6) Do you read Hallsy's music column, "PROTECT YOUR PLANES AND TANKS!!"?

nope

7) What is your favourite book ever in history of all time?

Book?

Who is going to win the Super Bowl this year? Stanley Cup?

Stanley Cup = Canucks. If not, the Wings cause Datsyuk kicks ass

9) Would you kiss Vince MacMahon's ass for $5,000? $10,000? $50,000?!?

Depends

10) How much do you spend per week on Pro-Line?

The money I get from kissing McMahon's ass

11) What is the most you've ever lost in one trip to the cas?

$200

12) Do you go to movie theaters BY YOURSELF?!

Once

13) Yes or no? (I'll explain later)

Yes

14) Who is more fucking lovable than Hallsy? WHO?!

Av'

BONUS QUESTION!!!

What is your favourite video game ever in history of all time that is not an RPG? (because all RPGs are horrible and boring)

SOCOM 2

Rainbow Six 3 kicks the shit out of Socom.

1.) What is your handle at 411/FORUM TALK/Big Mike Wattas/Wrestling Talks? Big Mike Watters

2) Where are you from? Born in Montreal, lives now in Buffalo, NY

3) How old are you? 30

4) Are you a Prince fan? Very much so. I worked a Prince show at the Tralf here.....he did a club gig after doing his arena gig a year or two back. Basically him doing freestyle jams and stuff. 2 hours of Prince just wailing. Good times.

5) Have you seen Miller's Crossing? No

6) Do you read Hallsy's music column, "PROTECT YOUR PLANES AND TANKS!!"? No

7) What is your favourite book ever in history of all time? Call of the Wild by Jack London

Who is going to win the Super Bowl this year? Stanley Cup? Indianapolis Colts for Super Bowl and too early to tell for Stanley Cup

9) Would you kiss Vince MacMahon's ass for $5,000? $10,000? $50,000?!? If Vince gave me a job as a file boy at WWE HQ, I would kiss his ass, AND Rikishi's

10) How much do you spend per week on Pro-Line? Nada

11) What is the most you've ever lost in one trip to the casino? 500 dollars

12) Do you go to movie theaters BY YOURSELF?! Sure

13) Yes or no? (I'll explain later) Yes

14) Who is more fucking lovable than Hallsy? WHO?! Hallsy's mom

BONUS QUESTION!!!

What is your favourite video game ever in history of all time that is not an RPG? (because all RPGs are horrible and boring) Tournament Cyberball(arcade version)

1.) What is your handle at 411/FORUM TALK/Big Mike Wattas/Wrestling Talks? Ellmo516

2) Where are you from? Connecticut

3) How old are you? A gentleman never asks...and I'm not telling.

4) Are you a Prince fan? Yep Yep...

5) Have you seen Miller's Crossing? No

6) Do you read Hallsy's music column, "PROTECT YOUR PLANES AND TANKS!!"? No...cause I didn't know Hallsey had one...

7) What is your favourite book ever in history of all time? Ummm...too many too name but currently reading The DaVinci Code and its a great book.

Who is going to win the Super Bowl this year? Stanley Cup? My money is on the Pats. I don't watch hockey.

9) Would you kiss Vince MacMahon's ass for $5,000? $10,000? $50,000?!? Nope.

10) How much do you spend per week on Pro-Line? What's Pro-Line?

11) What is the most you've ever lost in one trip to the casino? about 500 dollars

12) Do you go to movie theaters BY YOURSELF?! Generally no - but once or twice I have...

13) Yes or no? (I'll explain later) No.

14) Who is more fucking lovable than Hallsy? WHO?! Interesting question...I'd have to say me on Christmas morning - now that was cute!

BONUS QUESTION!!!

What is your favourite video game ever in history of all time that is not an RPG? (because all RPGs are horrible and boring) I suck at Video Games - I always die and I don't want to talk about it!

P.S. Hi PD!

Why Christmas particularly? Or did you just pick a random day?!

I can't believe how much you guys try to no-sell my absolute lovability. I see right through yous!!!

no-sell? i have yet to see any. Can't recognize something that hasn't shown itself yet, all i've noticed so far is some dude rudely demanding people to explain themselves.