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The Evil Pussy Goddess.
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Joined: Sat Sep 20, 2003 6:29 am
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Location: My Valley of Ten Million fallen mice.
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 Everybody sucks. (a rant) I'm bored, I'm easily amused... Hey I know! I'll post a troll thread. Now lesse here, what's the right way to do these things...oh..yeah...I need a hook.
(thinks hard. head explodes. gross. it's hard to write and masturbate at the same time.)
I think...um...people suck...especially ....uh....
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E-feeders...
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...um...homeless people...
...cuz,..they're all liberals...
...and...
(pauses)
(deep breathes)
(eyes glow)
I hate everybody whom I can't see out there living just to watch me. I'm not just a name on your viewscreen, wearing a stolen face. I'm 200+pounds of testerone delivered napalm style into your space.
Let's fight...about everything. About anything at all. I'm an internet celebrity waiting for your call, a new God about to be discovered-satan before the fall. You think I think that the shit I'm throwing in your face dosen't stink, but don't blink-I'll switch to live ammo, and make you bleed. It's never anything personal to me. I'm hungry for your mind-there's never enough to fill the need, it's my meade...
It's brains...
Brains good...
...braaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnessssssssssssssssssssssssssssss....(drolls)
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Heh.
Ha! I'm a genius! Who needs porn when I'm better than sex? Yeah, I don't need sex...sex sucks. Girls are bitches anyways. I hate them....yeah...I hate everybody...who needs people....I'm much better off living alone, because that's just the way I am-a lone wolf...a predator...yeah...hey...why ain't nobody responding to my thread yet?
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Nick
Eat his Justice every Thursday
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Shit's getting lifted. Thankee man.
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"How do you ask a man to be the last man to die for a mistake?"
Put a record on and smile, eh.
But Jaber said he kept one secret from his captors, fearing the treatment could get worse. "I mean I like rap, just imagine them playing jazz."
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LC
Can thou not hearest? Let me turneth it up!
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Hey, Loop... FUCK YOU. 
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May the angels weep piss for your heathen souls.
I have no money, I am a failure, my leaders have led me to ruin, and I welcome the absolving embrace of death.
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The Evil Pussy Goddess.
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Joined: Sat Sep 20, 2003 6:29 am
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Location: My Valley of Ten Million fallen mice.
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He said 'fuck you?!' No name calling? No crying? That only took him 5 seconds to type... max. Oh, wait...he said 'fuck you' in ...BIG CAPS! He hates me... he really, really, HATES ME! Just like my daddy did! Ha. Loser. Now to go in for the kill...LOSER.  (no wait, that's lame.) Ass.  (no, that makes it look like he totally owned me and I sorta liked it.) Bitc...(Deletes them all and bangs head against wall) Yeah, I'm going to get him once I've had time to think about it...or maybe I won't even respond. Yeah, because I'm too good for him...damn...this is easier than it looks...hahahahahahahah I'm already better than Tollah ever was....though he was kinda cool...not as cool as me though...
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LC
Can thou not hearest? Let me turneth it up!
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Loop---> :ryan::pee: <--- me.
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May the angels weep piss for your heathen souls.
I have no money, I am a failure, my leaders have led me to ruin, and I welcome the absolving embrace of death.
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The Evil Pussy Goddess.
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Joined: Sat Sep 20, 2003 6:29 am
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Location: My Valley of Ten Million fallen mice.
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He called me a fucking homo?! A morningwoods lumberjack like Beaverboy called me a ... Oh wait I need to grow up. Nevermind...?! That's....that's....In your wet dreams, little boy-with-his-finger-up-the-hole-of-the-hairy-XY-dyke. You're into water sports, I see. Too bad your hose dosen't reach. Try squatting like you normally do, take a crap and throw it...overhand, if you can. Damn wanna-be chimpanzees are everywhere these days... Thanks, Grandpa. 
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LC
Can thou not hearest? Let me turneth it up!
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So what if I was gay?? You got a problem with that?? Fuckin homophobe bigots!
So what if I like peeing on other men to get my rocks off??
You bigots are what's wrong with this planet! You're the reason we have hate and poverty and war and E! The Entertainment Network!!
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May the angels weep piss for your heathen souls.
I have no money, I am a failure, my leaders have led me to ruin, and I welcome the absolving embrace of death.
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The Evil Pussy Goddess.
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The Evil Pussy Goddess.
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LC
Can thou not hearest? Let me turneth it up!
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May the angels weep piss for your heathen souls.
I have no money, I am a failure, my leaders have led me to ruin, and I welcome the absolving embrace of death.
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The Evil Pussy Goddess.
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Location: My Valley of Ten Million fallen mice.
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I'm only part jewish, and that's only because I needed a skin graft after I accidently set the neighbor's yard on fire-so you better take that fucking back because if every jew was a ... Oh wait I need to grow up. Nevermind..., than I'd be one too, and if jews hated blacks, then how come the skin covering my face don't attack the skin covering my backside?(that's not a joke, there was a mix-up at the hospital because it was an emergency and I would have bled to death if that negro (whoever he was) hadn't saved my ass))
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LC
Can thou not hearest? Let me turneth it up!
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May the angels weep piss for your heathen souls.
I have no money, I am a failure, my leaders have led me to ruin, and I welcome the absolving embrace of death.
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The Evil Pussy Goddess.
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Location: My Valley of Ten Million fallen mice.
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You've got Jungle Fever...and hey, we're in the Twisted Jungle, baby...
Dammit, Suzie get away from there, what the heck's the matter with you? You're like, twelve...and anyways, you girls can't be having your slumber party here because AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! get out of my hard drive-THAT'S NOT FUNNY-I could go to hell if you see any more of that!
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Nick
Eat his Justice every Thursday
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Holy shit.
There's no reason to mark for this.
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"How do you ask a man to be the last man to die for a mistake?"
Put a record on and smile, eh.
But Jaber said he kept one secret from his captors, fearing the treatment could get worse. "I mean I like rap, just imagine them playing jazz."
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Arigatoo Lance-sama,Loop-san.
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Nick
Eat his Justice every Thursday
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Posts: 2704
Location: Annapolis, MD
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"How do you ask a man to be the last man to die for a mistake?"
Put a record on and smile, eh.
But Jaber said he kept one secret from his captors, fearing the treatment could get worse. "I mean I like rap, just imagine them playing jazz."
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Zeph: Chucko wouldn't hit it. That's sad.
Confundo Ergo Sum
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LC
Can thou not hearest? Let me turneth it up!
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Location: Canadalina
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May the angels weep piss for your heathen souls.
I have no money, I am a failure, my leaders have led me to ruin, and I welcome the absolving embrace of death.
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Bamlicious
Biggest and Baddest of the Mamma Jammest
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YOU'RE A TOOL!
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"The true irony of life is that of all the ways you can run it, it ultimately ends the same."
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Yknow, Bitchalicious, he looks for what you're calling him, so it works better if you modify the word
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Zeph: Chucko wouldn't hit it. That's sad.
Confundo Ergo Sum
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