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LC
Can thou not hearest? Let me turneth it up!
Joined: Mon Sep 29, 2003 3:37 am
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Location: Canadalina
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 "Should Lance join a Grocery Club?" -- A TJ Poll Today the extremely cute cashier offered me a form to fill out, a form to join the Save-On-Foods customer family. I will receive savings and points with every purchase... However, I will have to give them personal information and, although there is a box to opt out of receiving their mail, this does not mean they won't give my address out. Even more troubling, I'll have to remove one of the novelty cards from my wallet to make room for this "Save-On-Foods card." On the plus, the back page of the pamphlet features pretty pictures of a personal CD player, a coffee machine, a blender full of yellow stuff, a photo of lesbians riding each other, a 12 pack of "Original Cola," and a stick of butter. This butter intrigues and frightens me. Joining WOULD make me feel special...  What do YOU think??
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RedBaron
Under Carder
Joined: Mon Sep 29, 2003 6:27 am
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DO IT! Do it, you pansy!
It'll get you laid and you'll earn points on all the sour cream you buy.
Suck it up and save!
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LC
Can thou not hearest? Let me turneth it up!
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Location: Canadalina
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I... I don't buy sour cream anymore...  I did buy sour cream-stuffed breaded jalapenos today, though. I filled out the pamphlet, but I'm not sure about this! I don't want them to give my info out, but I do want to be a special boy!!
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May the angels weep piss for your heathen souls.
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Bamlicious
Biggest and Baddest of the Mamma Jammest
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JohnnyMorgan
God to Millions of Morgies
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Considered the sexiest man on the internet by 9 out of 10 women
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LC
Can thou not hearest? Let me turneth it up!
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Location: Canadalina
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May the angels weep piss for your heathen souls.
I have no money, I am a failure, my leaders have led me to ruin, and I welcome the absolving embrace of death.
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Bruce
Ticket Taker on the Darkside Express
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Johnny Truant
Rikishi's Thong
Joined: Thu Nov 27, 2003 4:11 am
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Hey, I say anything to fuck a cute grocery bitch. Just make sure you put it in her ass.
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LC
Can thou not hearest? Let me turneth it up!
Joined: Mon Sep 29, 2003 3:37 am
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Location: Canadalina
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I'm working on the BK chick, but they don't have a card.
I did sign up. I got 3.40 off my groceries!!
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May the angels weep piss for your heathen souls.
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Johnny Truant
Rikishi's Thong
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I used to work at Burger King. They have the hottest fast food worker uniforms ever.
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LC
Can thou not hearest? Let me turneth it up!
Joined: Mon Sep 29, 2003 3:37 am
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Location: Canadalina
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I dig the tight black pants. I didn't know you worked there... I think you have this chick beat though. She's not all that great.
AIM LOW, KIDS!
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May the angels weep piss for your heathen souls.
I have no money, I am a failure, my leaders have led me to ruin, and I welcome the absolving embrace of death.
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