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Sith Lord Ash
Horseback Riding Extraordinaire
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I'VE CHOPPED DOWN THE MOUNTAINS OF TATOOINE WITH THE EDGE OF MY HAND!! AND YOU'RE NEXT DUDES!!
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The Mo
I DRIVE A TRUCK.
Joined: Sun Apr 07, 2002 12:00 am
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Location: Some Place Nice
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Fine. Fine. You guys want to talk about shaven nut sacks so be it... You have all opened a pandora's box I tells ya... Now I will all tell you stuff that NO MAN likes to hear... The crank is on today. Full out crank mode. I am miserable. 1. I can't fucking breath through my nose because of my fakain allergies and I forgot my Allegra at home. 2. I have the world's worst cramps. I feel like I'm being split in half. Fuck this shit.  3. The joy of being a woman...in addition to the motherf'ing cramps, my boobs hurt hardcore. I mean HURT. So tender I just wish I could unscrew them off my body for two days. Grrrrrrrrrr. And NO, Snuff. You MAY NOT use them as your pillows.  4. It's Monday and the Dunkin Donut man fucked up my coffee. Again. What part of light and sweet did he not understand??? [/pandora's rant over]
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Nick
Eat his Justice every Thursday
Joined: Tue Mar 12, 2002 12:00 am
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Location: Annapolis, MD
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At the start, if the tone wasn't so angry I just thought we'd hear another shave story.  Yeh, you guys are like corrupting me and shit. And Mike, c'mon, that poem sucked.
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"How do you ask a man to be the last man to die for a mistake?"
Put a record on and smile, eh.
But Jaber said he kept one secret from his captors, fearing the treatment could get worse. "I mean I like rap, just imagine them playing jazz."
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Sith Lord Ash
Horseback Riding Extraordinaire
Joined: Tue Mar 26, 2002 12:00 am
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Location: Berkeley, CA
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my bad on going off this morning... but that whole thread at 411, and this trend in "how big is your schlong" and shit like that... A) it's fuckin' gay and B) I assume, and hope that no one really gives a flying fuck C) No one should know that shit.
Next thing it's gonna be "how often do you masturbate" or something like that.
Do you really want to know if other guys shave their pubes or how big their dick is??
Lay off of it folks, please, for my sanity if nothing else. lol
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I'VE CHOPPED DOWN THE MOUNTAINS OF TATOOINE WITH THE EDGE OF MY HAND!! AND YOU'RE NEXT DUDES!!
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Shane Mathis
Misses Sangre!
Joined: Thu Nov 14, 2002 6:56 pm
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Location: Spokanistan
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Oh come on anna... I LOVE BOOBIES!:x mmmmm.....BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBIES!  Anywho... I just wanted everyone to know true and undying love of boobies. Their awesome... I'd play with them all day, then use them as pillows at night. Oh what a great life that would be. On a side note...I hear some female music stars hire someone to come and play with their boobies on set of video shoots to keep their boobies perky. What a GREAT fucking job would THAT be? 
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Nick
Eat his Justice every Thursday
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Location: Annapolis, MD
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I was talking about Anna.
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"How do you ask a man to be the last man to die for a mistake?"
Put a record on and smile, eh.
But Jaber said he kept one secret from his captors, fearing the treatment could get worse. "I mean I like rap, just imagine them playing jazz."
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The Mo
I DRIVE A TRUCK.
Joined: Sun Apr 07, 2002 12:00 am
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Location: Some Place Nice
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I want chinese for dinner tonight... ummmmm...yummy 
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JohnnyMorgan
God to Millions of Morgies
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Pat
Pat's BACK!!!
Joined: Thu Nov 28, 2002 1:58 am
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Location: Herkimer, NY
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 I AM BACK!!!
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-sangre-
Fallen Angel
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Sith Lord Ash
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Location: Berkeley, CA
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I'VE CHOPPED DOWN THE MOUNTAINS OF TATOOINE WITH THE EDGE OF MY HAND!! AND YOU'RE NEXT DUDES!!
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The Mo
I DRIVE A TRUCK.
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Mr. Submission
follows you home
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Sith Lord Ash
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I'VE CHOPPED DOWN THE MOUNTAINS OF TATOOINE WITH THE EDGE OF MY HAND!! AND YOU'RE NEXT DUDES!!
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Anomoly
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Stefano DiMera
PhD in Pornology
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Mr. Submission
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The Mo
I DRIVE A TRUCK.
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PhD in Pornology
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1X ECF World Heavyweight Champion!!!!
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"If the world was a girl, I'd stick my dick in the ground...fuck the world"
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